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Iran’s Holocaust Conference!

Postby Ahreeman X » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:38 pm

Iran’s Holocaust Conference!
Report by Brother Ahreeman X (Khat-e Imam)
December 11, 2006


News and Comments
So what’s new in Iran these days?

News
Students booed Ahmadinejad off the tribune, chanted “Death To Dictator” and burned his pictures in Technical University, so he had to cut his speech short and blame the US and Israel Governments for this issue!

Comment
Right! CIA and Mossad jointly spread dollars around universities in Tehran, so the students would Boo Mahmoud Geda off the tribune! That is surely the new policy of CIA and Mossad! To Boo Iranian presidency off the office and establish a pro west regime in Iran!

News
A Holocaust Research Conference had started its work in Tehran with a Committee of scholars invited from around the world! Even a Rabbi Jewish Group were amongst the scholars. The Committee will end its work by deciding “If Holocaust had occurred” and “If 6 million Jews indeed murdered by Nazi Gas Chambers”?

Comments
Scholars from these groups were invited to Tehran:
US Nazi Party
German Nazi Party
Aryan Brotherhood
Italian Fascist Party
Spanish Falangist Party
Al Hamas
Hezbollah of Iran
Hezbollah of Lebanon
Al Jihad
PLO
White Power Alliance of Europe
Ku Klux Klan of America
White Knights of KKK from Mississippi, USA
New Order from USA
Neo Nazis from Germany
Iranian Nazi Party outside Iran
Iranian Nazi Party inside Iran
NASKA Party of Iran
SUMKA Party of Iran
Islamo-Fascist Union of Iran
Aryan Union of Iran
Friends of Hezbollah in America
Muslim Brotherhood
Nation of Islam from America
Death To The Jews Alliance
WAR of California (White Aryan Resistance)

Guest Speakers:
Dr. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Mohammad Farrah Khan
Dr. Joseph Mengele Jr.
Dr. Adolf Eichmann Jr.
Fuhrer Tom Metzger (WAR)

Chairman of the Committee:
Mel Gibson

Final Decisions of The Tehran Holocaust Committee:
A) Holocaust did not occure.
B) 6 Million Jews got abducted by the Aliens from Planet Saturn
C) The group of Jews attended amongst the Committee of scholars (3 Rabbis) must be crucified to feel the combine pains of Jesus, Hussein and Mahdi!


Mr. Gibson will do the honor of nailing their hands and feet to the 3 pre-made crosses delivered before the beginning of conference (Passion of Christ Style)!

Amen!

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Postby Liberator » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:07 pm

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