An Islamic Ditty (Poem)

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An Islamic Ditty (Poem)

Postby Ahreeman X » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:46 pm

An Islamic Ditty
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Gather around Poppa Ahreeman kiddies
I gots to shares this one with yous!

Yo yo yo baby
I can feel it baby
I can feel another instantaneous ditty is coming up
It’s coming up baby
Ready?
Let’s roll!

Sing along with the Hip-Hop beat
I gots the beat today, I gots the beat
Here we go, here we go ….

Malek ol Sho’ara-ye Chenar presents:


An Islamic Ditty

Yippidi Yo, Yippidi Yey
Say Ho’, Say Hey

Oki Doki Doopsie Dough
Catch the Mullah by the toe
If he fights it, bang him low
If he screams, shove some mo’

Bone em in Qazvin, Bone em in Qom
Bone em in the mosque and Bone em under dome
Mullah be nasty, Mullah be low
Mullah need a mojo at the down low

Bang them high and bang them low
Strap them bombs and blow them slow
Blow them up and blow them down
Blow them round and round the town

Gather the pieces to make a stew
Make some cutlet, some nimroo
Stir it all up and add some hog
Splash some hot sauce, feed it to the dog

Oki Doki Doopsie Dough
Catch Imam Ali by the toe
If he fights it, bang him low
If he screams, shove some mo’

Oki Doki Doopsie Dough
Catch Mohammed by the toe
If he fights it, bang him low
If he screams, shove some mo’

C’mon everybody,
One mo’ time …

Oki Doki Doopsie Dough
Catch …


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