by Lawrence Of Persia » Wed Sep 17, 2008 7:27 pm
Ahreeman X was a horny Iranian Exile bastard.
Like many Iranian Exiles, AX had a big ego and a small shadool.
AX called his little shadool Haji Kuchikeh.
Even though Haji Kuchikeh was very small, yet AX was over 6 feet tall, muscular and handsome and girls liked him. AX chased tail all over San Diego and fucked many, many Cali girls.
Eventually the inevitable happened and one of AX's female conquests became pregnant. Her name was Haley. She had blond hair and green eyes and a slim, sexy body. Haley was a good Catholic girl and would not dream of having an abortion. She wanted AX to marry her.
AX, being an arrogant, selfish Iranian Exile bastard at first recoiled from the idea of marrying Haley. But even though he was an Iranian Exile, AX had some honor and integrity. He had been living among Americans since 1979 and some American qualities had rubbed off on him by osmosis.
So AX and Haley were married.
Six months later Haley gave birth to a little girl. They called her Jasmine. Jasmine was a very beautiful child, with her father's eyes. One day when she was five years old, Jasmine went to her mother and asked, "Mommy, where do people come from?"
Haley replied, "God made the universe and the earth, then all the plants and animals, then finally God made Adam and Eve, the first people. Adam and Eve had children, then their children had children, and so on, and so that's where people come from."
Jasmine thanked her mommy and went to play with her dolls. A few days later, Jasmine went to AX and asked, "Daddy, where do people come from?"
AX replied, "Well, sweetheart, life on earth evolved over millions and millions of years from simple forms to more and more complex and sophisticated forms. Eventually some ape-like creatures evolved and mankind, chimps, gorillas and orangutans descended from them. So that's where people come from."
Jasmine thanked her daddy and looked very thoughtful. She went to her room to think. Some time later she went to Haley and said, "Mommy, you say people come from Adam and Eve and yet Daddy says people come from monkeys. I am confused."
"It's really very simple, dear," Haley replied, "I told you where my side of the family comes from and your father told you where his side of the family comes from."
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