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The Mullah and The Student

Postby Ahreeman X » Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:45 am

The Mullah and The Student
Tales of Wisdom
Ahreeman X
April 25, 2012

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The Eye of the Shiite Chadori Beholder
The Superstitious Iranian


The seeker of secret knowledge inquires and the grand master enlightens the seeker with his wisdom!

Here is a Q & A (Question and Answer Dialogue) between a Religious Studies Student (Talabeh) and a Mullah Master (Grand Ayatollah) who is transferring the knowledge to the student. From generation to generation in Holy City of Qom this secret knowledge transfers:

Student: Ayatollah Al Ozama what do you eat?
Mullah: Meat of Iranians
S: What do you drink?
M: Blood of Iranians
S: What do you wear?
M: Skin of Iranians
S: Where do you get these products from?
M: Ignorance of Iranians
S: Where do you safe keep this Ignorance?
M: In the golden box of Religion
S: And what protects this Golden Box?
M: Superstition of Iranians


Related Poetic Humor:

From Book of Silly Poetry by AX (Divan-e Hajviyat-e Dr. X):

An-Qolab – The Reaction: Islamic Revolution Lampoon
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/humor/an-qolab/index.htm

For Imam with Love!
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/humor/for-Imam/index.htm

Amen!

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