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The Holy Cleric Ranks of Islam!

Postby Ahreeman X » Tue Nov 23, 2004 8:00 pm

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The Holy Cleric Ranks of Islam!

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I was just checking my old files & I found an old writing of mine. This is silly. Check it out:

Talking about Holy Skeletons in the closets or in this case Back-rooms of the Mosque!

I was just thinking about a few things yesterday, & comparing a few different cases before & after the Islamic Reaction in Iran. Before IRI we used to import Japanese technicians because we had a lack of technical people, & the technology & industry was going ahead by the speed of light, so Japanese were coming to Iran for work, now our engineers, & college graduates, due of lack of jobs, go to Japan to do low labor jobs that Japanese wont do! Japanese treat us like dirt & look lowly upon us. :tear:

Before the Islamic bullshiite, Philippina maids were coming to Iran & working in Persian family houses, hell it was even a joke that all Persian men had a Philippina maid as the side chick, & mistress for when the lady is not in the house! Now Turkey is double checking ID's from any Persian woman walking late in Ankara or Istanbul just to make sure they are not prostitutes! Iranian women for the reason of disastrous economy are selling themselves in Turkey, Germany, & even in L.A.! Where is Reza Khan the great to see what happened to the women that he freed & took Hejab off their faces? where is he to see that IRI made prostitutes out of the proud Persian women? :tear:

Lets dig deep in this disease that our society has, called Islam. This is a religion of perverts such as Mohammed, Murderers such as Ali, & anarchist horny bastards like Hussein, this is the religion of Khomeini with his book, Resalat Al Mohmalat Al Mozakhrafat! The nonsense book of an uneducated bastard about what foot to enter the bathroom with & not to urinate in front of Kabbah & Mecca, & make sure to sit back to Mecca while shiiting & urinating. This is a book of a moron called Khomeini writing about "you have to stick 2/3 of your middle finger in your rectum when washing your butt with water in the bathroom, Islamic way, so the Taharat & cleaning is properly done right according to Islam! This man was the leader of Islamic Revolution & bunch of Idiots were & are following him then & even now. :tear:

If all Muslims specifically Mullahs do what Ayatollah told them to, & do Taharat correctly, then hell, all holy men of our country must have a rectum size of an apple or an orange, damn they must all be having loose anal muscles!

You know what? This is the procedure of ranks in Islam:

1. Talabe: :tolab:
When one is a Talabe, & the student of Islam in Houzat Al Elmiyat Al Qom, or any other mosque, they are Tolab, what happens in the back-rooms of the mosque is that all higher holy men bang the Tolabs deep & hard & stick the Sword of Islam deep in Tolabs Anus! This is how tolabs graduate to a higher level in the mosque! They earn it the HARD way!

2. Hojatol Islam: :Mullah:
Once one is Hojatol Islam he bangs the Tolab & gets banged by the Ayatollahs, kind of like an Islamic give & take of knowledge!

3. Ayatollah: :ayatollah:
Then when he gets to be Ayatollah it is time to only bang all! Ayatollah bangs the whole hierarchy of clerics below him!

4. Ayatollah Al Ozama (Grand Ayatollah): :ayatollah:
Now it is time to Bang the whole Shiite Population of the world! Let the banging begin! At this rank, Ayatollah Al Ozama shall bang the whole nation, such as Khomeini banged the whole nation. This rank practically Shiites all over the nation!

So you see the true musical band which called themselves Back Street Boys must have been having some Islamic Experience! Cause in the back-rooms of mosques, it has been a tradition for thousands of years to do the old "Islamic Bangarooni"! :BigEye:

This whole religion is based on belly & under the belly! It is one big old butt plugging, mataht shoving bangarooni! Thats why they call our new tolabs & Hezbollah the one & only "Back Door Boys"!
:band:
Remember when that drunk Ayatollah Gilani who had a TV program in IRI, & often was performing it drunk, were giving hypothetical Islamic cases such as:

What if there is an earthquake & your aunt is upstairs & you are downstairs, all of the sudden ceiling cracks & she falls on top of you nude on nude & her vagina goes directly on & your Penis goes in her vagina! Is this halal or haram? :confused2:

This moron was saying junk like this on national TV, & public were watching it as entertainment, it got some high ratings too.

I mean what is the possibility of your aunt being exactly above you & nude & lands skin to skin on your penis?! The man was a drunk! A certified drunk indeed! :sick:

Another time he was discussing how women should cover themselves properly head to toe like Penguins or Badenjan (eggplant), cause when he was coming to studio, he saw a woman with hejab, yet she had a thin black stockings on. Under the Islamic clothes, he could just see her ankles, only few inches of her ankle from the bottom area of the long dress to the BoBo Islamic shoes that they make for women to wear! Yet this bastard, Ayatollah Gilani said that he got turned on by the site & he got horny! He got tahrik! Ayatollah Tahrik shodand! So women should not wear provocative clothes cause clerics might get a hard on! :eek:

This son of a bitch got turned on by a few inches of ankle of a woman with thick black stockings on! Damn what are the odds? People his age here are taking Viagra day & night to get it up half ass, yet the Muslim bastard got the hard on by just looking at a covered ankle!!!!! [shake]

The tapes are in archive of IRI TV stations for those who missed out on that!

Now you might say how did we get from Cyrus the Great, writer of the first human right document in the world 538 BC, Omar Khayyam the father of Algebra, Poet & astronomer, Nadir the Great Emperor, Reza Khan the father of Nation, to men like Khomeini & his 2/3 middle finger ass shoving, & Gilani with auntie's skin to skin episode????
Same way that in Germany,
They got from Beethoven, Goethe, & Martin Luther's to Hitler & Georings!
At least Hitler was a nationalist, these bastards are not even that, they stole everything the nation owned!

At least Hitler loved his country & done all that he done & in his mind for his nation, yet he screwed up, that loony, yet these bastards are sucking the wealth of the nation dry, ...... like little leeches!

Again, anywhere Islam went, it left a legacy of death, disease, dirt, ignorance, & bankruptcy!

What the hell is temporary marriage? Siqeh? A man can marry 4 legal wives & as many Siqeh as possible! Isn't this like legal & religiously correct prostitution?
Siqeh is when a man marries a woman for certain period of time from couple of hours to a few years! It often involves a sum of money to pay for compensations too!
What hypocrisy! :roll:

When are we going to put all these Arab barbarian nonsense traditions away & join the human race? :-k

At the present, I get the conclusion that any one who is still a Muslim is either:

1. Muslim by Tradition :Thooth:
A Muslim by tradition, praying to his God as an old generation to generation transfer of tradition.

2. Muslim by Ignorance :wow:
An uninformed person whom has not read the Quran & do not know the infested disease of Islam. This guy just follows the religion blindly as most are.

3. Muslim by Pure Evil :Mullah:
A traitor to Iran & Irani knowingly stabbing the nation at the back.

I give the older generation & some of the opposition the benefit of the doubt & consider them from the group one. However the younger generation is basically from the second group of uninformed.
There is no excuse now, there is nothing left of our nation, we are back to dark ages, our economy is collapsed, one dollar is 1000 tooman, now forget the Rial! At shah's time it was one dollar to 7 Tooman & we were complaining why its not one to one!? Country is destroyed, prestige is gone, social values & traditions & the basic Persian culture is in danger, language is full of Arabic, it is time to not waste anymore time & take action. The least you can do is to preach & get the word of mouth around, enlighten people & open their eyes! :idea1:

We need to take the mask of Islam & Arab off of our faces. We have the turbans, the rags on our heads, our women look like Badenjan (eggplant), hell we look like Arabs, we sound like Arabs with the Arabic being the Scientific Lingo in Iran these days! We act like Arabs, barbarian wise, We pray to the same Allah as Arabs, Holy Shiite, we must be Arabs! Cause the world is beginning to mistaken us with Arabs!

Time to wake up! :sleep:

Time to get up, stand up, stand up for your rights, as Bob Marley says. :idea1:

A Prayer [-o<

May the victory be on our glorious cause to free our nation from the damn Zucchini looking Mullahs, Ayatollah Kadoo or The cabbage looking Turban wearing Hojatol Islams, & Hojatol Islam Kalam Sefid. May Aba (cape), Amame (Turban), Naaleyn (Islamic footware flip flop), Giveh (another flip flop), Aftabeh (Islamic special ass washing pitcher), Tonban (Islamic pajama), Chomaq (Islamic baseball bat) be gone from our house. May the emblem of Allah with its couple of swords on both sides on the IRI flag be stiffened & sharpened & gets deep into Mullahs Matahts behind! So they can really see the light of Allah, & get closer to him! :finger:

Islamic motto of Tonban, & Aftabe be away from our people!

Yes my friend,

The Lavat (Islamic Butt Bang) been going on routinely & for centuries, in this "House of Lavat" (Mosque). The good old "Islamic Bangarooni" is the Halal (Religiously Recommended) & the Savab (Religiously Rewarded) way to get closer to Allah! :Eyebrow:

Praise Allah! [-o<

Amen

Long live Iran & Irani
Long live all Persian free women & men
Long live individuality & human rights
Long live humanity

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