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Postby Ahreeman X » Tue Feb 22, 2005 2:01 pm

Ahu va Olaq

Ahu kheyli khoshgel bud. Ye ruz ye pari soraqesh umad o behesh goft,
Pari: Ahu jun dust dari shoharet che jur mojudi bashe?
Ahu: ye marde khunsard o khashen o zahmat kesh
Pari arezuye Ahu ro bar avarde kard o Ahu ba yek Olaq ezdevaj kard. 6 mah baad Ahu va Olaq baraye talaq soraqe Soltane Jangal raftand!
Soltan porsid,

Shir: Elate talaq chiye?
Ahu: Tavafoqe akhlaqi nadarim, in kheyli khare!
Shir: Dige chi?
Ahu: Shukhi saresh nemishe, ta barash eshve miyam, joftak miandaze!
Shir: Dige chi?
Ahu: Aberum pishe hame rafte, hame migan shoharam hamale!
Shir: Dige chi?
Ahu: Moshkele maskan daram, khone-am eyne Tavile mimune!
Shir: Dige chi?
Ahu: Aasabamo khurd karde, har chi azash miporsam, mesle khar behem negah mikone!
Shir: Dige chi?
Ahu: Ta behesh ye chi migam, sedash ro boland mikone vo ar ar mokone!
Shir: Dige Chi?
Ahu: Az man khoshesh nemiyad, hey behem mige, laqar mordani, to mesle mankanha mimuni!
Shir ru be Olaq kard o goft,
Shir: Aya hamsaret rast mige?
Olaq: Are
Shir: Chera in karha-ro mikoni?
Olaq: Vase inke man kharam
Shir kami fekr kardo goft,
Shir: Khob khare dige, chikar mishe kard?!

Natije Giriye Akhlaqi
Dar entekhabe hamsar deqat konid.

Natije Giriye Asheqane
Movazeb bashid vaqti asheq-e mojudi mishavid, eshq cheshmhayetan ra kur nakonad!

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