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"HU" is leading China!!!

Postby Ahreeman X » Thu Mar 03, 2005 12:10 pm

"HU" is leading China!!!

George Bush: "Condoleezza! Nice to see you. What's happening?"

Condoleezza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."

George:Â Â "Great. Lay it on me."

Condoleezza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."

George: "That's what I want to know."

Condoleezza: "That's what I'm telling you."

George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"

Condoleezza: "Yes."

George: "I mean the fellow's name."

Condoleezza: "Hu."

George: "The guy in China."

Condoleezza: "Hu."

George: "The new leader of China."

Condoleezza: "Hu."

George: "The Chinaman!"

Condoleezza: "Hu is leading China."

George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"

Condoleezza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."

George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"

Condoleezza: "That's the man's name."

George: "That's whose name?"

Condoleezza: "Yes."

George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"

Condoleezza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."

Condoleezza: "That's correct."

George: "Then who is in China?"

Condoleezza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir is in China?"

Condoleezza: "No, sir."

George: "Then who is?"

Condoleezza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir?"

Condoleezza: "No, sir."

George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."

Condoleezza: "Kofi?"

George: "No, thanks."

Condoleezza: "You want Kofi?"

George: "No."

Condoleezza: "You don't want Kofi."

George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."

Condoleezza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."

Condoleezza: "Kofi?"Â

George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"

Condoleezza: "And call who?"

George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"

Condoleezza: "Hu is the guy in China."

George: "Will you stay out of China?!"

Condoleezza: "Yes, sir."

George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."

Condoleezza: "Kofi."

George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."
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