No Muslims in Qazvin!

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No Muslims in Qazvin!

Postby Ahreeman X » Thu Mar 03, 2005 12:33 pm

No Muslims in Qazvin!

Why is it that........

Q:
Why is it that we cannot find a single Muslim in city of Qazvin?! I mean it's a large city, yet we cannot find a single lousy Muslim in there! Have you noticed?

A:
A Muslim needs to do his prayer between 3 to 5 times a day (depending on him being Sunni or Shiite); therefore, the Muslim prayer (Salath or Namaz) requires bending up & down & kneeling to the ground many times over during each of the prayers. Now any fool knows that this is not possible in Qazvin! :D

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You must be a foreigner!
Here you go,

Info for Foreigners who did not get it:
Qazvin is a city in Iran with a reputation of challenging Greeks on invention of "Greek Style" Sex! Lets just say that no one's Ass, young or old, boy or girl, man or woman, can be safe in city of Qazvin! So watch them Qazvinis & do not turn your back to them, now forget bending over or kneeling!

bending over = Al Bangarooni up the bungholio!
kneeling down = sticking Al Shoombooli deep in throati!

It is a Qazvini Tradition! :D

besmellah hojaj

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