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Postby Ahreeman X » Thu Jun 02, 2005 7:13 am

Islam, Sufism, Porn & Lori Forouzandeh!
June 2, 2005

University: Hozat al Elmiyat al Qom
Religious Study Course: Ta'limat al Dini 101
Chapter one: Islam & Erfan!
Today's Lesson: History of Bang O Salavat in Middle East!
Instructor: Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X
Instructional Assistant: An Artist Formerly known as LorAllah!

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Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X...and ...Haj Khanom LorAllah (Muslemette Scholar)

To sister LorAllah & All Umma',

Dear PornAllah:
:porn:
Formerly known as LorAllah,

I have been pondering a bit :-k & suddenly a bright idea! :idea1:

I am sure as an Islamic Scholar :lachak: turned Pornographer :porn: , you are aware that the only sect in Islam which embraces music & dancing are Daravish! Otherwise music & dancing is Haraam & forbidden! Daravish or Sufis have been smoking that Hashish & then whirling round & round in Khaneqah for centuries! They keep it up until they faint & once in state of trans & pass out, they believe that they see the vision of Allah!
:namaz: :namaz2: :out:

As you know, the starter of all this Bang and Whirling was Hazrate Moulana :hojat: , the great Persian poet Darvish. Moulana himself had a passionate Darvish-like Bang & Salavat (Kun Kunak) relationship with his Master, Shams-e Tabrizi! But of course you do not read about all these Daravish Ass Bangarooni (Kun Kunak) in Islamic or Sufi texts!

Sufism is an erotic spiritual episode & connection with Allah, via usage of Hashish, whirling, dancing, music & banging!

So I have come to a conclusion that Belly Dancers :belly: are modern lovers of Moulana :hojat: ! In a way think about it! You started from Qom Seminary School of Allahiat (Hozat al Elmiyat al Qom) as a Tolab Girl :zeynab: . Eventually after spending a lot of time learning all the skills of Shiite Islam @ the back rooms of the Mosque from Ayatollahs & Hojatol Eslams :ayatollah: :Mullah: , ...................... you moved on to become a Great Mentor & an Islamic Scholar & Philosopher :lachak: !

Now you do Belly Dancing, Erotic Lap Dancing, GoGo Dancing, Web Mastering Porn Sites, Cyber Sexing, Web Cams, & also Bang O Salavating! If thats not spiritualism, then what is?!

Tolab Girl Dancing :dancechad: & Belly Dancing :belly: have common roots!

In a way you were a small Lamb O Allah named LorAllah :sheep: , yet you moved on to become a Full Pledged Crusader to expand the will of Allah Globally as "The PornAllah!" :porn: Today, you have mastered the Art of Islamic Pornography & you conduct a Jihad from the stage via Sword of Islam on your head, shaking that belly full O Kabob :dona: ! What can I say:

Ahlen va Sahlen, Ya Habibi Marhaba! Um' al Islam, LorAllah al Shirazi aka Pon Allah al Michigani!
:belly: :arabj:
Ya Allah Sister!

Islam and Erfan

You see,
In the Mosque, you got Master (Ayatollah) :ayatollah: who bangs Disciple (Talabeh) :tolab: !
but
In the Khaneqah, you got Master (Morshed) :hojat: who bangs Disciple (Morid) :Pacifier: !

That is a prime Islamic Bangarooni!
This is a prime Erfanic Bangarooni!

That is done in the Mosque!
This is done in the Khaneqah!

Its all about Belly & Under the Belly!

There is indeed quite a bit o Fingering :doctorF: going on in them Holy places!

Darvish Hype and Fad!

Actually to go to Khaneqah & be a Darvish, is the latest fad & phaze for Iranian spiritual women & men in Southern California!

You know how all the Old Whores :cheerpom: become Muslim & read Namaz :namaz: ?!
The same way, all the old Sluts hanging in Cabarets :tempt: , become Sufis in Khaneqahs :lachak: !
When one turns old :old: , one becomes spiritual :chadori: !
:yourock: :LOLS: :yeees:
Its a Spiritual Thing! Erfan indeed! Think about it, will ya?! :devbrowed:

An Erfanic Poem

Allow me to read you a poem: :devgrin:

Kari ke Mollah mikone,
Ba Qol O Vallah mikone!
Kari ke Darvish mikone,
Az Pas O az Pish, mikone!


I am sure you understood the true spiritual meaning, yet allow me to translate it for Persian illiterate members!

Translasione:

Mullahs "Do" it while reading verses of Quran!
But
Daravish "Do" it from the back & the front!
=D>
Amen Sister Bear, Amen!
:sbear:

That was your poetic bits o wisdom on sufis, Islam & spiritual Erfan for today!

Compare Comparison

Now to prove my theory, I shall display evidence! Please observe:


Whirling Darvish
(Traditional Lovers of Moulana)

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Belly Dancers
(Contemporary Lovers of Moulana)

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See the resemblance?! :devnoid:
Any questions class?! :devcool:

I am glad that I have enlightened yous on Spiritual Needs of Erfan & Islam!

Bang O Salavat, an Iranian Approach to Spiritualism! :roll:

Ya Allah!

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:bbear:
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