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"Sineh-Zani" Viking style R-Rated Brutal Pictures

Postby Liberator » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:30 pm

:vik:

There are basically two ways this pious muslim act has been incorporated into Swedish culture.

#1 - :vikingette:
http://pages.globetrotter.net/mcordeau/ ... rcice2.swf

#2 - :vikingette:
http://pages.globetrotter.net/mcordeau/ ... rcice1.swf


You pick which way you prefer....


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Ashura Special

Postby Ahreeman X » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:24 pm

Ashura Special
Sineh Zani Asna-Hashari

:engdip: Haj Ingilisi:

Rioooooooooot, Killeeeeeeer .......... :riot:

This is amazing! We must be telepathic! I just finished writing that post on State of Union Speech & I mentioned Meme to you! Once I was about to post it, I read your PM to me about Meme (Sineh Zani) & I told you to post it! Both of us @ the same time were thinking of Meme Zani (Feme Style O Sineh Zani)! What Meme Enthusiasts & Good Muslim we are! I even uploaded a neo "Meme Zani" (Feme Sineh Zani) Smiley for the club:


:memezani: :arabj:
Holy Shiite Chest Banging! Holy Toledos!

Now folks, lets do some serious Shiite Sineh Zani, shall we start?

Ashura Project
http://www.pcpages.com/ani/polgr/inani/ ... shura1.htm

Nurollah in the House!

:hojat: Start of Mull_Shiite:

Moharam-e, Ashura Time, lets
Bang on our chests, mourn, cry & Sing together,
Dam begirin,
Biyayn,
Hama Ba Ham:

Dar mazar-e Karbala, Hussein Hussein-am miravad,
Ya hussein-am miravad ...........
Ya Hussein, Ya Hussein
Vay Hussein-o Koshtan
Vay Hussein-o Kardan, Vay Hussein-o Kardan,
Dool-e Hussein-o Boridan, Dool-e Hussein-o boridan,
Ayyyyyy Shoombool-esho Tiq Zadan,
Vayyyyy Yazid Dool-e Hussein-o Borid,
Dool-e Hussein-o Boridan, Dool-e Hussein-o Boridan,
Khak be saram, Khak be saram,
Vaaaay Hussein, Dadam Vaaay
Khak be saram, Khak be saram ..........

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La Allah-a Ella Allah!
Hamash zire sare Ingilisas!

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Postby Liberator » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:36 pm

We must be telepathic!


We must be because I was going to address you in the previous post with "Nurollah" and here you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-s

Yet another well-delivered sermon haj-agha. =D>



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Postby Ahreeman X » Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:26 am

Ashura Special Piece for Sineh Zani!
Ahreeman Fingers Hussein! :fingering:

For those familiar with Arabic & Arabic rooted Persian,
During Sineh Zani, please recite some Neo Qur'anic Literature via 6/8 Persian Disco Beat:

Hama ba ham,
Biyayn ...........

Endallaha Yataqan,
Endallaha Betekan!

Endallaha Band Tonban,
Endallaha Betapan!

Endallaha Jun-e Aqam,
Endallaha Mokhlesam!

Endallaha Dard-e Pam,
Endallaha Khayeham!

Endallaha Zire Pam,
Endallaha Bia Babam!

Endallaha Haj Aqam,
Endallaha Be Aman!


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