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Ahreeman, The Messenger of Allah!

Postby Ahreeman X » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:16 am

Ahreeman, The Messenger of Allah!
From Book of Ahreeman
Written in this House O Evil, on
March 9, 2006

Q & A from
"Ahreemanic Institute of Advanced Studies"!



:student:- Ahreeman, The Messenger of Allah!? How is that possible?

:firedvl: Beche, grab your pen & paper so you can document how.

:student:- Tell us Ahreeman?

:firedvl: You see, from time to time, "Little Allahic Worms" (Arabo_Islamic Saboteurs) enter this "House O Evil", solely to bash Ahreeman! Now we do not mind constructive criticism, juicy debates & sophisticated discussions, yet when they solely come here to bash via no logic, then that's when Ahreeman goes "In Gear"!

:student:- Two Questions?

:firedvl: Shoot.

:student:- First, what are Allahic Worms?

:firedvl: Good question Beche. You are a bright student. Allahic Worms are similar to "Allahic Virus" (refer to The Iranian Disease Series), they are cancerous Islamic parasites, yet they are little, green & crawly! They go around, seeking to spread the words of Allah, bash Ahreeman or both!

:student:- Why are they Green?

:firedvl: Because Green is the color of Islam; therefore, they are little green "Allahic Worms"! Sometimes, they are little Tolab Boys with their little green turbans, look alike "Allahic Green Worms"!

:student:- Second, what happens when Ahreeman goes "In Gear"?

:firedvl: Aha, good question. Unlike other scholars, Ahreeman simply cannot ignore these worms and say: "Javab-e Ablahan Khamushist" (The response to the ignorant is silence); therefore, Ahreeman must go in gear!

:student:- So what happens?

:firedvl: So Ahreeman goes "In Gear", he grabs these Allahic Worms by their puny necks, takes them to the backrooms of IPC, down in dark storage rooms! Then he bangs them on the head, with a mighty blow from "Haji Kuchike"! Once they get hit, they become very disoriented, so suddenly they see the light of Allah!
:wow: :shocking:

:student:- Is that what happened to Mohammed? :arabj:

:firedvl: Good perspective Beche, you are very observant. It could might as well be the case! It is possible that some Arab banged Mohammed with his Mighty Schlong on the head, & Bam, there Mohammed seen the vision of Angel Gabriel & Allah! Bam, light of Allah appeared!
:hammerhead: :angel:

:student:- Ahreeman, then what happens?

:firedvl: Next, Ahreeman bends them over, similar to the position of reading Namaz (Salath)! These Tolab Boys, I mean Little Green Worms are as obedient as Baby Lambs! Right away they bend over in to submission position to Allah or Ahreeman, makes no difference!
:devcool: :namaz2:

:student:- Then what happens?

:firedvl: Then Ahreeman Frags the Shiite out of them! Ahreeman Frags them up the Shiiter, hard & firm! They keep on screaming "Allah O Akbar", but Ahreeman takes this as a good omen & Frags harder! Once, Haji Kuchike reaches their throats, they grow new tonsils! @ this point, Haji Kuchike knocks them down the chin, kind o like an "Boxing Upper Cut"! This action, pops their head back like a whiplash, so in a way, once more they get knocked on the head by Haji Kuchike, yet this time from the bottom!
:wow: :shocking:

:student:- Then what happens? :question:

:firedvl: Then due to double concussions, they once more see the light of Allah; furthermore, Allah appears to them!

:student:- Wow, you sound very experienced?!

:firedvl: Actually I have also done this to Arab Women! Only Allah knows, how many Arab Women have seen the light of Allah through Ahreeman!
:lachak: :devgrin:

:student:- So you do divine work? [-o<

:firedvl: But of course! :devgrin:

:student:- I see, & that's why Ahreeman acts as The Messenger of Allah!

:firedvl: That's right,
Ahreeman's my name,
Fragging pious folks into Enlightenment is my game!
:shocked: :devbrowed:

:student:- Today, we have learned a lot from you Ahreeman! :hatsoff:

:firedvl: Glad to be of help. Next time, I will tell you many more stories about my numerous enlightenings of virgin pious Christian girls!

:student:- Christians too?! :-k

:firedvl: Oh yes, the more pious they are, the louder passionate sounds they make!

:student:- But they are Christians?

:firedvl: Ahreeman is neither prejudice nor racist. Ahreeman Fingers & Frags All Races, Religions, Ages, Genders & in between!
Ahreeman is an "Equal Opportunity Fragging Enlightener" (Politically Correct)!
:scared: :devgrin:

:student:- Ahreeman Enlightens all? :fingering:

:firedvl: Yes my son, that's why:
Ahreeman is Generous! :devcool:

:student:- Thank you for your time Ahreeman.

:firedvl: Ahreeman is always in service of humanity!

:student:- Allah bless you: "Ahreeman, The Messenger of Allah"! :AngleDevil:

:firedvl: Ahreeman bless you my son!

:student:- No thanks, I'm afraid I know how your blessing goes! :scared: :devgrin:

:firedvl: Ahreeman is Merciful! :diablo:

:student:- Any final words for our readers? :question:

:firedvl:
Read a page of IPC a day,
It keeps The Quran away!
It's like sweets in a tray,
It's smooth as a clay,
An Ahreemanic Quote a day,
Never leave home without it!
And it's surely more rewarding than Quran. :kohezboii: :lolbang:

Amen!

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Postby LOJ » Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:48 am

Nar-cis-sism (nar-si-siz-em) n. Excessive love or admiration of oneself

Nar-cis-sus (nar-si-es) n. Greek Myth. A youth who fell in love with his own image in a pool of water and was transformed into a flower.

Well I guess this would explain your undying love for your plants and flowers....hey:)

Who loves you....?
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Postby Ahreeman X » Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:16 pm

:lojak: Madam Lo:

@ least I am not the one who used to drag a hundred Arabs + Rednecks & gather them in a yahoo group, named: "Lori's Bang O Salavat Mosque", to admire me!
\:D/

But I have to admit, once I did put a mirror on a girl's face & made her hold it, while making love to her! Therefore, it felt like making love to myself! To be frank with you, it was a great experience! Much turn ons than having plain sex, looking @ her face! Of course she did not like that a bit, yet making love to myself, truly turned me on! I believe afterwards, she never spoke to me again, but it was worth the experience of Fragging myself!

Mirror Mirror on the wall ........ =P~

Now I truly do not remember if I did or did not turn to a flower afterwards!
:gardner: :roll:

Hey wait a second, here comes some of your Ex-Clientele from Hong Kong, Mr. Chong & two of his friends!

:chinese: Mr. Chong: Hallo Madam Lo, How you? How you do? This is Mr. Chong from Kong with a big Dong! Mr. Chong, loves you lot! When will you restart your pimping porno business? We miss your site, we miss your girls. Madam Lo's girls, best in business! They kiss & no tell! Madam Lo's girls loved us long, bocu loooooong! They Loved us good, loved us long, loved us bocu long! Madam Lo's girls, do Bon Bons, Yum Yums & Bang Bangs! We so horny, You see?

:indochin: Mr. Wang :jap: Mr. Dang: We saw! I Saw! Madam Lo's gals done Chiti Chiti Bang Bang. We got good Bang for our Buck! We miss Madam Lo & her girls! I Saw!

:chinese: Mr. Chong :indochin: Mr. Wang :jap: Mr. Dang: We love you long, we love you bocu much, Madam Lo! I Saw!


You see dear, you still have some of your Asian Fan Club members in here!

Happy Chahar Shanbeh Suri :4shanbe:

:bear: Smokey The Park Ranger Bear's,
Health & Safety Tip for Chahar Shanbeh Suri,
For Madam Lo & her Girls: :lojak: :tempt: :tempt: :tempt:


:bear: Have a beautiful & fun Chahar Shanbeh Suri,
Please be cautious when jumping over bon fires,
with wide split legs, near the fire,
It is Dry Season in Mid West,
And you don't want "Wild Bush Fires" on your hands!

(Riot, Killer, Murder, Slaughter)! :riot: :rofl:

I simply kill myself! :yeees:

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Re: Ahreeman, The Messenger of Allah!

Postby Atusa Qajar » Thu Feb 09, 2017 5:34 am

Ahreeman, the Messenger of Allah!
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