Very well. For all you curious monkeys out there,
I’ll provide some more background information at no charge.
For the sake of laziness (koon goshadi)
, I have just cut and pasted the information that the CIA currently has on me up to now, which is all accurate (but not exhaustive).
Name:
Messenger of Allah
Alter Ego:
Unknown
Age:
Irrelevant; MOA is not bound by space-time continuum
Looks:
Too good (damn him) 8)
Employer:
Allah
Occupation:
full time MOA; part time entrepreneur and CEO of “MOA’s private messaging services,â€
