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Come Inside, You Curious Monkey

Postby Messenger of Allah » Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:27 pm

Some wish to know more about MOA. What is he all about? What’s his 411? :question:

Very well. For all you curious monkeys out there, :drjebhe: I’ll provide some more background information at no charge.

For the sake of laziness (koon goshadi) :dozzz: , I have just cut and pasted the information that the CIA currently has on me up to now, which is all accurate (but not exhaustive).



Name:
Messenger of Allah

Alter Ego:
Unknown :paperbag:

Age:
Irrelevant; MOA is not bound by space-time continuum :UFO:

Looks:
Too good (damn him) 8)

Employer:
Allah

Occupation:
full time MOA; part time entrepreneur and CEO of “MOA’s private messaging services,â€
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