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Scientific Laws to remember!

Postby Ahreeman X » Mon Apr 17, 2006 12:58 pm

Scientific Laws to remember!
by Bolbol :-:

Dear Readers:

Pardone moi, these Scientific Laws are written for Technical Scholars of "6 be bala"; therefore, "6 be payin" may not get them! So if you don't get them, not to worry, your Imam, President & Majlis Parliament, also do not get them! Don't feel bad, stay in school, read IPC & one day you will get them! Anyhow, eat your hearts out:

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands are coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Kovac's Conundrum
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Cannon's Karmic Law
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O'Brien's Variation Law
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bell's Theorem
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Ruby's Principle Of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Willoughby's Law
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Zadra's Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Breda 's Rule
At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the aisle arrive last.

Owen's Law
As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something, which will last? Until the coffee is cold.
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