HELLOOOOO ALLLL!

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HELLOOOOO ALLLL!

Postby LOJ » Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:16 am

Hi all,
Just FYI, I now know where this site is, and am/will be learning how to utilize it, if this is possible let me know.
It's so nice to see the club up and running again, but there is either a lot of new people, or just a lot of old ones with new ID's wanting to start fresh, and lose their old IPC image....e.g. BB, GHODS,....etal.

I mean GAWD where would we be without the BB's and Ghod's of the world....no comment :badgrin:

Ok enough for now, and
AHREEMANX

I think I have all the articles that were in the old IPC on CD's, not just mine but I think I have most of them....remember when I was doing the timeline thing, I saved them then.....NOT THAT YOU WOULD NEED MOI'S HELP.......but.......

SALUT,
LOJ/aka/LOLO/aka/Persian Princess........ :evil:
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Madar-e Islam!

Postby Ahreeman X » Sat Jan 15, 2005 10:39 am

Ey Madar-e Islam
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Bisma Ahreeman al Kabir va Rahim!
Ahlen va Sahlen Ya Habibi Marhaba
La Takhaf Mosalman!
Haletan Khub ast Ensha Allah?
Be Hamdollah, Dollah Dollah!
Sometimes Sellah Sellah!
Even Chaharllah!
Ya Allah

Dear Sister "Al Habibati Ab-Nabati":

This is yours truley,

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Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X

Dear Feme Fatal:

"Hi all,"


It's a bird :angel:

It's a plane :magnify:

It's an Amazon :magnify:

It's a Temptress :belly:

It's an Addiction :lover:

It's a Muslemette Temptress :chadori:

NO No No

It's The Black Widow! :blackwidow:

"Just FYI, I now know where this site is, "


And they said we can't teach them new things! :googly:

"and am/will be learning how to utilize it,"


And they said they could not learn new things! :anxious:

" if this is possible let me know."


Possibilities are endless Darling! :Eyebrow:

"It's so nice to see the club up and running again, "


Weeeell (as The Great Ronald Reagan used to say), it is also good to see you Up & about! :wondereyes:

"but there is either a lot of new people,"


Indeed! :devbrowed:

" or just a lot of old ones with new ID's"


The conspiracy theorist in you! :confused2:

" wanting to start fresh, "


Could be! :devbrowed:

"and lose their old IPC image....e.g. BB, GHODS,....etal. "


Or Maybe you scared them away! :scared:

"I mean GAWD where would we be without the BB's and Ghod's of the world....no comment "


The same place we would be without you & Aria! :devbrowed:

"Ok enough for now, and"


Ye enough Gibberish! :devgrin:

"AHREEMANX"


Yeeeeeeeeeeeees, you called Darling?! :belly: :firedvl:

"I think I have all the articles that were in the old IPC on CD's, not just mine but I think I have most of them...."


Grrrrrrrrrreat! So why not find "Iranian Woman" or such Mini Series that you never finished & post it in Articles Room of the Library Hall?! And then maybe you can refresh our memory with some funny moments of the past with some old posts! Maybe the one's that you & I were jumping each other's bones, ............ Oops pardon me, I meant the ones where you & I were jumpin each other's throats! Yeee thats what I meant! Ye indeed! :roll:

"remember when I was doing the timeline thing,"


Not really! But I remember when you were Doing Sheik of Abu Dabi, Qoltashan Haji Bazaari in Shiraz, US Embassador in UAE, Small Business Owners in Mid West, Book Publishers and of course CEOs and Detectives in PD! Anyones I missed?!
:inqeyes:

" I saved them then....."


If I recall correctly,

You :shooting: the 1st hubby!

You :guillotin: the 2nd hubby!

You :basij: the 3rd hubby!

and now
You are working on :grenadelauncher: the 4th hubby!

Aren't you a great :nurse:

More like a Head Nurse! :nurse:

I made a funny dear! Got it?! I gots the spirit! I made a funny!
Dear Me! =D>

"NOT THAT YOU WOULD NEED MOI'S HELP......."


Of course I do! Would you help me through the Night?! :devprised:

"but....... "


But, you still have Unsolved Severe Issues! correct?! :devnoid:

"SALUT, "


Back @ you Darling! :devcool:

"LOJ/aka/LOLO/aka/Persian Princess........ "


You mean Lo Jack? :devlaugh:

Who loves you baby?
Ahreeman indeed!
Who else?
:devlaugh:

Do you know they are remaking the Kojak Series (our favorite)?
Soon it will be on! But The new Kojak is

Ving Rhames (Big Black Tough Guy)
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instead of

Telly Savalas (Greek Jew)!
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I like Ving Rhames!
We should see how it goes!

For more info Check:
http://www.us.imdb.com/name/nm0000609/

http://www.tv-timewarp.co.uk/tv_news_ar ... 7/1801.htm

http://tv.zap2it.com/tveditorial/tve_ma ... 7C,00.html

Actually I was thinking of creating your own Show on TV!
It must be a late night talk show (The Night Owl that you are)!
So your side kick assistant would introduce you before you rush the stage & it will go kind o like this:

:bestwish:
The Lori Forouzandeh Show!
:cheerpom:

Ladies and Gentlemen,

:lachak: I am Maliha Al Muslima

Please welcome

The Scholar :ayatollah:

The Author :scholar:

The Influential Mentor :cheer:

The Linguist :zeynab:

The English Teacher :intel:

The Temptress :nurse:

The Erotic Belly Dancer :belly:

The number one competition to Elizabeth Taylor
in the Race of "Who Can Marry Most Men"! :whiper:

The Philosopher :Mullah:

The Woman Way Way Way Out There! :cheer:

The Feme Fatal :grenadelauncher:

The Legend in Her Own Mind :butterfly:

The Legend in Arab Sheik's Mind :belly: :arabj:

The one and only,

The Modest (Riot)!
The Humble (What a Killer)!


Ms. Lori Forouzandeh

Cheers and Applause @ back ground.......Yeeeeeeeee

:Chorus:

...........and then you enter:
:belly:

............and thats how the show will start every evening! :devbrowed:

Me likes!
You likes?
:devbrowed:

....and for Allah's sake get an Avatar, you have no face! A modest lady like you! I am not used to it! Maybe a new profile pic would help!

Ya Allah

Cheers Darling

Sign,

Someone :hanging: between :usa: and :irannational:

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Postby Liberator » Sat Jan 15, 2005 7:37 pm

:rofl:
Welcome to the board LOJ



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"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable" -J.F.K
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THANKS...

Postby LOJ » Thu Jan 20, 2005 6:03 am

And just when I thought you had learned how to keep a reply concise and to the point, you defy it....My god learn how to KISS (keep it simple and the last word...well we won't go there [-X

Cute emoticons.....a much larger selection than normal...did you create them yourself, or is Rob still here....under another name I'm assuming.

Yes and thanks dear about the FYI on Kojak, now how did you know he's my favorite??? BTW: Why don't you have a KOJAK emoticon?
I mean you have all of mine,
e.g. :blackwidow: :belly: :convict: :witch: :nurse: :whip: :chadori: :iranian: :devcool:
And the list goes on and on and on......no truck drivers though, I bet ya forgot that one [-X .

Well once again....thank you and it's a pleasure to be here, and I'm sure it's a pleasure for you to have me here :-:
BYE DEAR,
Luvs, LOJ
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