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Postby Varyag » Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:42 am

I just joined, but I've been reading around for a while already. I'm male, in my thirties and reside in Norway.

I'll probably do more reading than writing, I realise I have a lot to learn. I could ask a lot of questions though, I'm good at that.

Anyway, I just popped in to give my support and to compliment you on a very interesting forum.

Keep up the good work!
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Postby Ahreeman X » Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:39 pm

:asgard: Dear Varyag:

:welcome: Welcome to IPC. Glad to have you here :devgrin: . I have searched the net & all I came up with was that Varyag is a type of Navy Vessel, to be percise, an aircraft carier, which CCCP (USSR), Russia and China were amongst those who have been using it. So, may I ask, is that the meaning of your ID? Are you an Ex Russian or Chinese sailor deserter to Norway (Riot, Killer)?! :riot:

Or does Varyag actually has a meaning in Norwegian? :-k

Now Varyag, seriously, are you a full breed Nordic Viking or are you an incognito Russo_Chinese posing as a Viking? And don't try to con me because I am going to watch you through your web cam!

Remember, Ahreeman is everywhere! :devbrowed:

Now anxiety is killing me, are you here on behalf of the committee to measure my qualifications as a prospect to receive a Piss Nipple Price (Peace Nobel Price)? :champ:

Also, as a Viking, we will be glad for you to go here & write your opinion as a reply to this one:

Piss Nipple Price (Peace Nobel Price)
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/club/viewtopic.php?t=862

Send my regards to King Herald V :king: of Norway

PS:
Wait till the new site comes out, in relation to my travel logs, there will be many Norwegian episodes in there! You will get a kick out of that! \:D/

Cheers
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Welcome

Postby LOJ » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:57 am

Hello there, you will learn which post' from the Great AHREEMAN are of actual value and those that are just him venting his sexual tensions (those that tend to be EVERYWHERE, usually get sex from NOWHERE) and since I am on the east coast and he is on the west, sex from moi is out of the question.
So welcome and enjoy, and even though you may think you have nothing to add, never be afraid to write down things even if you think they are irrelavant.....Ahreeman writes irrelavant things down often... =D>

It is nice to have someone from Norway, maybe you can enlighten us on Odinism, since that is what my son practices.

Once more welcome and good luck you will need it :D
Luvs, LOJ
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Postby Ahreeman X » Tue Mar 07, 2006 11:35 am

Varyag:

There you go, now you have met the most Arrogant Woman on Earth! Chita :chita: aka Madam Lo in person!
:indochin: :indochin: :chinese: :indochin: :indochin: :chinese:


Woman:

"and since I am on the east coast"


:scot: Youuuuuuuuuu lie woman, Dona lie, Dona lie woman, Dona lieeeeeeee (Scottish/South African Accent)!

Since when Michigan is East Coast? You are in Boonies aka Mid West!
:spanked:
Dona connect yourself to East Coast woman, Dona do that woman, dona do, Dona duuuu..........

And for your info, we have many Norwegian Readers (check stat sites), Varyag The viking is not the first! But he is the first brave one who actually posted in IPC!

"and since I am on the east coast and he is on the west, sex from moi is out of the question."


True, True, I am too lazy to travel! :roll:
Didn't I send a Viagra Prescription for Zip? :drlove:

Say Poo Bear,

No more pimping porn business for Shmoi?
No more Madam Lo?

:chinese: Mr Chong:
Madam Lo had many girls. They loved you long, they loved you good, Bocu love, bocu Bon Bons, Yum Yum & Bang Bang! Madam Lo's girls love you loooooooong!
:riot:

What will be the next episode of:

Lori Forouzandeh Soap Opera?
Any prospects of a future business? :-k
Madam Lo, goes Bye Byes? :shakyd:
Bye Bye, :hwave:
Vay Vay :swave:

Sign,

Someone stuck in between Shiite & Bull Shiite!
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OOPS

Postby LOJ » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:22 pm

Ok Ok!! I didn't make an "error", I simply made a generalization in geographical locations. Like I'm on one side of the river and your UP IT:)

Now I'm curious about your Mr. Chong, is he
A. your latest butt buddy after GW?
B. your latest way to say what you want but you figure if you do it under the guise of some squinty eyed person that you can cover up your own grammatical errors and get away with it...NO?

ADDENDUM:
BTW: is it Chong from Cheech and Chong???
Just curious...who loves ya baby.....yeppers moi:)
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Postby Varyag » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:25 am

AhreemanX wrote:Or does Varyag actually has a meaning in Norwegian?


No, not really. It's the singular form of the old Russian name for the Scandinavian settlers.

Now Varyag, seriously, are you a full breed Nordic Viking or are you an incognito Russo_Chinese posing as a Viking? And don't try to con me because I am going to watch you through your web cam!


Me, a Chinese? Or a closet Russian? :-:

No, seriously, I'm more or less a full-blooded Norwegian. Possibly with a small dash of Lapp or/and Italian fisherman thrown in at some point, since I don't look much like the stereotypical blond and blue-eyed Scandinavian.

Anyway, thanks for the warm welcome. :B
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Re: Welcome

Postby Varyag » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:38 am

LOJ wrote:It is nice to have someone from Norway, maybe you can enlighten us on Odinism, since that is what my son practices.

Once more welcome and good luck you will need it :D
Luvs, LOJ


Thanks.

I'm afraid I don't know that much about Norse mythology or whatever Odinism passes for these days. I do have a taste for the pre-Christian poem 'Havamål', however, apparently dedicated to or passed down from Odin. It's some sort ethical guidance, telling you how to behave and live your life, and pretty much boils down to eat and drink well, keep your sword sharp and make love while you're young.

Good advice for a happier world. :thumbsup:
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Postby LOJ » Tue Mar 14, 2006 10:15 am

It's some sort ethical guidance, telling you how to behave and live your life, and pretty much boils down to eat and drink well, keep your sword sharp and make love while you're young.



Some religion that is, I guess he really took his mother too seriously when he was growing up =D>
Well "Hurrah" for him.
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