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Mystery of MOA solved!

Postby Ahreeman X » Wed Apr 12, 2006 1:55 am

Mystery of MOA solved!

Hear Yee Hear Yee

Must I come here to solve All Mysteries?
How many times a year must I come here to solve mysteries?
This is the second one this year!
First Bache Kuni's Mystery and now MOA!
Gosh, Shoooooooooooo!

Dear Lying Scientist:

You have lied!

MOA: "I am the Alter Ego of another member."

This statement was a lie! Because MOA joined IPC first & Amir joined IPC 2nd! So if anything, Amir would be the Alter Ego of MOA!

Have you tried to Punk us? Do you think we are a bunch o Bozos?

For MOA to be the Alter Ego of Amir, is the same as saying:

IPC is the Alter Ego of Atusa Qajar
or
Ahreeman is the Alter Ego of Haji Kuchike

Both above are false! Because laters came 2nd!

AQ came after IPC
Haji came after Ahreeman
Amir came after MOA
Chicken came after Egg
Confused yet?!

So how can the Egg be the Alter Ego for Chicken?

Why do you lie man?
Are you one o them Iranian Compulsive Liers?
Have you no shame? Does anyone living in "Sin City" has any shame?
And what kind o prophet resides in Caesar's Palace & fingers Feathered CanCan Show Girls for living?!
Now let me go "Liberatorian" on you & give you the famous "Liberatorian Guilt Trip":

Shaaaaaaaaaaame on you, shame man, Shaaaaaaaame!

You are lucky we did not go back 6 years looking @ back posts to figure who the hell is MOA?!
If we would have spent all that time looking, then you would have been strapped down on the cross by Liberator & Atusa would've made your life & times on Earth, very Dark!

That was English translation of a Persian Expression:

"Ruzegareto Siyah mikone"!

Ye, Ehem, it didn't bring the full meaning! Well, ye .........

Anywho,

You are still very lucky or else you would have been crucified!
Don't make me go Charlie Manson on you, or worst,
Don't make me go Jeffrey Dahmer on you & eat your liver with salt!

So don't lie man! You are only an Alter Ego. A measly Alter Ego for MOA.
MOA is the real member of IPC. You are only a facade, a character.

See Ya Later "Character Amir"!

I hope we have all learned a lesson today!

"If you are a divine missioner of God, do not disguise yourself as a measly Persian & pretend to be only an Alter Ego!"

Mystery Solved!

Amen!
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Postby Messenger of Allah » Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:25 pm

Ha Ha Ha

Good job Ahreeman!

I especially loved it when Bache Kooni thought I was you. Boy did I laugh.

But I can’t exactly say that it was a big mystery. How many more hints did we have to drop?

Both MOA and Amir visit the IPC dictionary and beat a particular word to death.

They both like to use the word “pansyâ€
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Postby Amir » Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:10 pm

Well, looks like the jig is up. MOA explained the situation very well. I don’t have much more to add, other than the following lyrics. I believe that sometimes a song can provide good information. By the way, this is unrelated to the fact that Ahreeman is the devil; he doesn't get to be Lucifer all the time. Since I am pleased to meet you, and you have guessed my name, please allow me to once more introduce myself….


Yow! Yow! Yow!

Umph, ca, umph, umph

Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste


I've been around for a long, long year

Stole many a man's soul and fate

And I was 'round when Jesus Christ

Had his moment of doubt and pain

Made damn sure that Pilate

Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game


Stuck around St. Petersburg

When I saw it was a time for a change

Killed the Czar and his ministers

Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank

In a general's rank

When the Blitzkrieg raged

And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah

What's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched the gleam [Whoo... Who...]

While you kings and queens

Fought for ten decades

For the Goth they made

I shouted out

"Who killed the Kennedies?"

When after all

It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

And I laid tracks for troubadours

Who get killed before they reach Bombay

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby, ma, oo

Oooa Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah

But what's confusing you

Is just the nature of my game


Just as every cop is a criminal

And all the sinners Saints

As I end this tale

Just call me Lucifer

'Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me

Have some courtesy

Have some sympathy, and some taste

Use all your well learned qualities

Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah


Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, um yeah

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, um baby, get down Woo, who

Oh yeah, get on down

Oh yeah

Oh yeah! Tell me baby, what's my name

Tell me honey, baby guess my name

Tell me baby, what's my name


I tell you one time, you're to blame Ooo, who

Ooo, who

Ooo, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Oh, yeah What's my name

Tell me, baby, what's my name

Tell me, sweetie, what's my name Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Oh, yeah
I am Dariush the Great King, King of Kings, King of countries containing all kinds of men, King in this great earth far and wide, son of Hystaspes, an Achaemenian, a Persian, son of a Persian, an Aryan, having Aryan lineage

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