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DELSHAD is Elected as a Mayor !

Postby Edelge » Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:07 pm

I am minding my business in my favorite coffee shop and working on my laptop and guess what do I hear and see on the CNN display in the background,

There is a new Jewish Irani Mayer "DERSHAD" in US. He is the mayor of a city that I did not grab the name. However they referred to the city later as "Iran-Angelos".

Where is Journalist Liby SHAH-GOLO to inform on this?
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Postby Edelge » Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:03 pm

Anyone knows where is this Irangelas?
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Postby Ahreeman X » Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:33 pm

Dear DoolAllah

His name is Jimmy Delshad. Learn to report the news correctly or just simply do not speak!

The whole story has been reported in the front page of IPC Website under Updates days ago, if you could have opened your one eye that still works (before I blinden it with Haji Kuchike) and look, then you would have seen it!

Now go correct your title to “Delshad” (if you are technically evolved enough to edit your post’s title) before everyone assumes that you are an idiot! Hey wait a second, you are an idiot!

Lamb of Allah

When will you learn to make a simple meaningful statement?

Happy New Year

Oops I forgot! It is not your New Year! Sorry Arab Boy!

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Postby Edelge » Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:25 pm

UFFAA, I am giving U a hand gesture and it ain't the peace sign!

Excuse me for living! Are we anal on a night of SABAT over some misspelled name that I hardly heard over CNN!

I have been avoiding your front page, since last I looked U were pimping for hookers, I mean supper brides, I mean models and that did not please me a bit.

Last I counted, more than half of your handfool of members were females, so shouldn't U create a play girl section with top male models, next to your trashy hookers? This way I can eagerly go to the front page to check your male models, without compromising my gay standing!


PS: What kind of a name is Jimmy for a Irani Jew that has a heavy Irani accent, as he was clearly born in Iran. What is his real name?
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Postby Ahreeman X » Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:37 am

Susan:

Soon or late you need to get a sexual identity. What kind of life is this?

One day you want to jump Nechro-Monarcho Youth-Amnesiac’s bone and kiss him.
Next day you want to jump Dr. BB’s bones and kiss her.
One day you idolize men.
Next day you fantasize women.
One day you talk about the size of Edelge Kuchike.
Next day you talk about your most secret feminine desires.
One day you adore the Web Mistress.
Next day you ask me to photo shoot male models for your gay fantasies.

Why don’t you face reality?
Haven’t you seen the Movie Birthday (Iranian Transsexuals)?
Either we need to cut it off and make you a full blown woman?
Or we have to get you to stop the hormones, get rid of the boobs and buns, grow body hair and become a full man?
So which is it?
I operate any which way you desire?
Tell me what you want to be and I get the surgery room ready?
Make up your mind Susan?
Man or a Woman?
You can’t keep on keeping up your Gender Bender Lifestyle!
This is not IRI!
Dr. X is ready to operate. I am going in the surgery room.
Coming in?

I changed your topic’s title to the correct term (Delshad) because you are too dumb to figure it out! If you can’t edit your own posts then how can you trace, track, hack or hax?

You are full o Shiite!
Next time when you are spoofing IPs, try to spoof yourself!

Are you still a Blind Gay Muslim Pirate on IRI's payroll?

Don’t make me photo shoot Joehohoho or Reza Pahlavi nude so you can peek!

Adios Arab SheBoy

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Postby Edelge » Sat Mar 31, 2007 9:46 am

Let me ask U Ahreman: In the main page, “Founder’s Profile”, 6.3 is your dick size, since it ain’t your brain size? Who is this SUZAN? Your moot endeavors to find my identity has forced U to yet another wild guess. And let me share a secret with U: That dark complication of yours that U are trying to justify, ain’t from gardening, it is due to Arab blood!

Listen, I hear that U live in San Diego at your mom and dad’s place. I am planning to cross the US on my new bike to west cost. If U have a nice accommodations, pool, and good food, I can stop by for a month or so, totally hippy style, SOO KASSA MO KASSA.

O’ , kindly arrange a nice garage space for me to park my bike.
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Postby Ahreeman X » Sat Mar 31, 2007 2:50 pm

:tempt: Dear Hemite Susan:

Thank you for informing me in advance about your arrival to SD, so I shall have enough time to prepare the best accommodations for thee.

After Fragging the English, Persian and German language, please spare the Spanish language! Do not speak anymore languages! Just play pantomime!

Are you trying to say:

Me Casa Su Casa?
OK then,

Well, @ first I had appointed the Butler to accommodate you a room @ Maids Quarter in the Out-House of the Ahreemanic State; however, after receiving the latest pictures of you (Pictures of you and your bike),

Suzie Edelgee Biker and friends
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I have ordered the Butler to set a quarter for you @ The

Dawg House numero Uno
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or

Dawg House numero Dos
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Of course

Pooch my Dobey
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is not a bit happy about these accommodations! After your arrival, you may have to settle the issue with Pooch!
:doggy:

By the time you'll get here, :jahel: Amir will also be here to prepare the best recreational facilities (Chains, Balls, Leather Straps, Whips, Algerian Hook, Wrack, Other Devices) :shackled: at the Dungeons of the State, specifically for your amusements!
:whip:

Cheers and see ya @ the Ahreemanic State….

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Postby Edelge » Sun Apr 01, 2007 9:54 am

SD? Wild horses can’t drag a Jew to SD, unless he found a Gold Mine there! Don’t tell me U are mining gold outside Bad-Lands in that Indian Reservation and are living with the Trailer House Queen, KATAYOON judge, are U?

Let me tell U X, U are in a baaadd place! In SD they all carry guns, they have contempt toward native Indians, they despise foreigners, and they absolutely hate Jews! So if I were U, I would put KATAYOON’s lotion on my face to come across as non Indian, I would speak none, to hide my accent, and above all under no circumstances I would admit to be Iranian, since to them callboys, Iranian means Rich Arab with an Attitude, and god forbid if U mention that U are a Jew, they will hang U!

No need to call since I abhor deficient mediocrities and furthermore I can carry my own bags, as the factory bmw travel bags get scratched easily and I can’t trust the moron to carry my bags.

Cool to hear about Ahreman’s Estate. Judging from your age , 55-60, I say it is time, but let me tell U a good Jew can’t go without a nice mausoleum and a big going away party, with loads of good traditional foods, imported matza and spiced sewer-crème from Israel with mini bagels, a live band, lots of MANASHEVITZ wine, and paid travel invitations for all, including all IPC member. I just hope U had the dignity to mention me in your will!


PS: I am collating on an image, suitable for this occasion which ill be forthcoming.
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Postby Ahreeman X » Sun Apr 01, 2007 5:42 pm

Susan the Harem Toy:

Ooooooh I smell Bache Kuni blood in these waters! :sws:

Who’s the guy in the pic? Your new Gay lover?

“SD? Wild horses can’t drag a Jew to SD, unless he found a Gold Mine there!”


Actually there is a large Jewish population in SD, because SD is the finest city in the world and as you know, Jews prefer the finest things in life.

“Don’t tell me U are mining gold outside Bad-Lands in that Indian Reservation”


Not exactly, I am mining for Rich Jewish girls. There are plenty in SD!

“and are living with the Trailer House Queen, KATAYOON judge, are U?”


Actually the damage I had accidentally inflicted on your head (via Haji Kuchike) is worst than I assumed! You are once more confusing people with each other.

Catayoun Afshar (Your hanging judge) along with Liberator are a couple of Nechro-Monarchists and both have disappeared from the picture.

You are mistaking my friend Catayoun Razmjou (The Web Mistress) who is in the picture. You are mistaking her with your hanging judge Catayoun Afshar.

If you are inquiring about Catayoun Razmjou aka “Cat” aka my friend, then you are absolutely correct. She does own a Travel Bus (million dollar trailer); however, these days it has not been used due to the fact that she resides at her workplace, in Morocco (million dollar home).

“Let me tell U X, U are in a baaadd place! In SD they all carry guns,”


That is why I love SD because I carry guns!

“they have contempt toward native Indians,”


Not true because the best casinos are on Indian Reservations and are Indian owned. Major rock concerts are held in one of them: Outdoor Concerts at Viejas. I enjoy young Indian girls very much.

“they despise foreigners,”


Everybody in SD is a foreigner and immigrant. SD is the most diverse city in California. There are even 3 different Persian Towns in SD.

“and they absolutely hate Jews! “


Wrong again, they love Jews. Persian Jews run this town.

“So if I were U, I would put KATAYOON’s lotion on my face to come across as non Indian,”


But they love Indians!

“I would speak none, to hide my accent,”


But they love my accent! It is sexy.

“and above all under no circumstances I would admit to be Iranian, since to them callboys, Iranian means Rich Arab with an Attitude,”


Wrong again. Persians own this city. Everyone knows Persians. 20 Persian Restaurants, 10 Persian Super Markets, 3 Persian Towns and 70,000 Persians in SD. Persians are very popular here.

“and god forbid if U mention that U are a Jew, they will hang U! “


I know that you assume that you are hitting a nerve by calling me a Jew; however, once again as always you are wrong! I wish I was a Jew, because Jews are highly successful in business and are great with money. Jews are historical people. Persian Jews basically run Southern California. Unfortunately, I am not a Jew. As you are well aware of the fact that I am Pure Aryan Blood aka Pure Persian Pride. However, due to my efforts and services for the Jewish Community and Jewish Rights, the Jews have honored me as an Honorary Jew.

My relations to the Jewish Community of SD
Is similar to
Cyrus The Great to the Jews of Israel

You may call me the “The Persian Patron Saint of the Jews in SD

I love Jewish people.
I can’t stand Half Breed Arabo-Muslim Shemales!

That is why I always Frag with you!

“No need to call , since I abhor deficient mediocrities and furthermore I can carry my own bags, as the factory bmw travel bags get scratched easily and I can’t trust the moron to carry my bags.”


Now why would you own BMW luggage if you do not own a BMW Bike? I understand that it is heap to collect BMW Collectibles. BMW is a lifestyle! However, what are you going to do about that beat up 1971 Suzuki, which you are riding to California?

Not to worry, as you are aware of, I am a BMW man. I got one in the garage (Automobile). A female friend of mine is selling her old BMW bike very cheap to get a new one. I may get a good deal for you so it will match your luggage! Just stick with me Susan, I’ll get you a Beemer Bike.

“Cool to hear about Ahreman’s Estate.”


It is Ahreeman’s State aka “Ecbatana”. Learn to pronounce correctly.

“Judging from your age , 55-60,”


Thanks for making me young! :D You are so sweet! Actually I am above 70. More in the range of 666!

“ I say it is time, but let me tell U a good Jew can’t go without a nice mausoleum and a big going away party,”


Thanks but I already have my will and I will be cremated. It is published in IPC. Remember?

“ with loads of good traditional foods, imported matza and spiced sewer-crème from Israel with mini bagels,”

You truly have no clue about Persian Jews, do you Harem Toy?

Persian Jews, particularly ones in SD only eat Chelo Kabob Sultani, Barg or my favorite, Kubideh! They eat Shish Kabob, Lamb Kabob and Filet Mignon Kabob! That Kosher Stuff is for the LA Jews!

“a live band, lots of MANASHEVITZ wine,”


:cran: You know I prefer Blood! In fact Bache Kuni blood! That is why I have been spilling it right and left (Riooooooooooot)!

“ and paid travel invitations for all, including all IPC member. I just hope U had the dignity to mention me in your will! “


Of Course I did! After my departure, I will leave you “Haji Kuchike”, so once a while he will wrap around your throat, gag you hard, so you will remember me by (Murdeeeeeeer, Killeeeeeeeeeeer)!
:discobanana:

Susan, You got Jacked up girl! :vdance:
Not that I get thrills jacking you up; however, I am only keeping it warm until your owner “Amir” :immortalc: comes back to Frag you up the Shiiter “Hard”!

He will Burrrrrrrrrrrrrn you! :flame:

I just lovse lovse loves Fragging with you.

Let me give you the same advice, which I had given another Shemale (Ann Coulter):

You ain’t no Daisy and I ain’t your Huckleberry!”

Adios Little one :lolbang:

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Postby Edelge » Sun Apr 01, 2007 7:58 pm

Actually there is a large Jewish population in SD, because SD is the finest city in the world and as you know, Jews prefer the finest things in life...............


This proves where U your head is, SD stands for South Dakota, one big State, I crossed it once in my $2'000'000 Bus-VW-Camper an ended up on Victoria, BC, Canada. Check up the map for SD-Bad Lands National Park and Bad lands territory, 110 F dry Indian and Transgressors Rex bone territory.
I am mining for Rich Jewish girls. There are plenty in SD!


U are mining ok, at your age U gone need a bulldozer!

Catayoun Afshar (Your hanging judge) along with Liberator are a couple of Nechro-Monarchists and both have disappeared from the picture.


What do U expect, they are Shahis! When going gets rough, Shahis bale out in self interest and img.!

If you are inquiring about Catayoun Razmjou aka “Cat” aka my friend, then you are absolutely correct. She does own a Travel Bus (million dollar trailer); however, these days it has not been used due to the fact that she resides at her workplace, in Morocco (million dollar home).


No big deal these days, an average 1-family house in Washigton-DC or suburbs costs over $2'000'000.


Everybody in SD is a foreigner and immigrant. SD is the most diverse city in California. There are even 3 different Persian Towns in SD.


What is the full name of this city of SD ????





I know that you assume that you are hitting a nerve by calling me a Jew;


No! Got to be proud to be a Jew! But, don't take U an a real Jew! U have more devotion to Iran than Israil, U don't identify with Yankapoor War, U are not sensitive to Kristallnacht and U don't look to have that within U which gives a person true Jewish identity.

Jews are historical people. Persian Jews basically run Southern California. Unfortunately, I am not a Jew. As you are well aware of the fact that I am Pure Aryan Blood aka Pure Persian Pride. However, due to my efforts and services for the Jewish Community and Jewish Rights, the Jews have honored me as an Honorary Jew.

My relations to the Jewish Community of SD


Wow! This was a surprise, no Jew?

Don't tell me at age 70 they gave U a Barmitsva and chopped off stuff?


Thanks but I already have my will and I will be cremated. It is published in IPC. Remember?


That is my choice too!

Persian Jews, particularly ones in SD only eat Chelo Kabob Sultani, Barg or my favorite, Kubideh! They eat Shish Kabob, Lamb Kabob and Filet Mignon Kabob! That Kosher Stuff is for the LA Jews!


So, what is the full name of this SD? I may stop for a Sultani with two eggs in the rice with butter and SOMAK and barbecued tomatoes.


I guess now I have compiled a complete profile of U. It will not surprise me that U are the "GUMBA Consolari" at the local Casino located on an Indian land and ran by some connected Jews.
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Postby Ahreeman X » Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:36 pm

Dear Susan:

I knew you were stupid but I had no idea that you have an IQ of 10.

Just because an average home in DC is 2 mil (Which is not and you are exaggerating) it does not mean that 2 mil has no value!

I hope you comprehend that a million dollar home in DC is a good size fine home; however, a million dollar home in Morocco is an extra large size mansion with a huge garden. But again what do you know? You are an idiot!

Only an idiot such as yourself would assume SD means South Dakota! An idiot like you would also assume that PQ means Pakenar-e Qazvin! Have you ever seen anyone more stupid than yourself?

I live in PQ town of SD County. And surely it doesn’t mean Pakenar-e Qazvin in South Dakota!

You know, Nazis had good use for bodies of people like you:

Fat = Animal Soap + Hair = Filled Pillows + Other Parts = Organic Fertilizer

Have you seen the movie “Dumb and Dumber”?
They are making the sequel:
“Dumb and Dumber and Dumbest”
And guess which would be your role?

Now I shall leave, thus Idiocy is an epidemic and I may catch it via speaking to you!

Adios

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Postby Ahreeman X » Mon Apr 02, 2007 4:30 am

Dear Susan:

On second thought,

Actually DC is not the most expensive place in US. The states of New York, California and Hawaii are the most expensive places in America. Even in these states or anywhere else in America, a million dollar buys a very nice luxury home.

A million dollars maybe not a lot of money these days; however, you can still buy a luxury home, anywhere in US with this money. In some states like South Dakota you can buy 3 luxury homes with this money.

In your case, a million dollar is what you cannot earn a lifetime! Now if you be good, we may think of a way to replace that 1971 Suzuki Bike of yours with a Beemer!

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Postby Edelge » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:35 am

dumb1 wrote:Actually there is a large Jewish population in SD, because SD is the finest city in the world and as you know, Jews prefer the finest things in life.


dumb2 wrote:[live in PQ town of SD County. And surely it doesn’t mean Pakenar-e Qazvin in South Dakota!


Talking about A Moron who contradicts himself in a grand scale and blames others. Did U say the above? Is it my problem that U can't distingwish between City, County, and State? Talking about a DAHATI!


U are wrong: A good size house in DC goes for $4-5 mil. A one family house, 4bedrooms, 3bath, one garage, nice safe neighborhood goes for $2 mil, because I know the family an have visited them since they bought the house for $750’000, 3-yeas ago.


And Arian-Kosher-Moron, U are wrong again: The most expansive real estate in US is in Aspen Colorado. I spent some time up there, U want to see some pictures?
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Postby Ahreeman X » Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:24 pm

:tantrum: Suzie Q:

Everything you have stated is false and do you know why?

Because you are “Tupid”!
You are a “Tupid” Bozo!

You see the world in accordance to your knowledge (2X2 square inch brick wall around your Nokhodi brain); however, your knowledge is only a drop of water in the ocean of information. Do you know why only a drop?

Because you are “Tupid”!
You are a “Tupid” Bozo!

I do not have time to argue with you because if I do, then the Real IPC members will condemn me for spending my extra time to Bull Shiite with you rather than to continue my Philosophical Discussion with them; therefore, I will cut it right here before I piss the “Real” members of IPC off. And I mean Real members, and not “Nokhodi” members such as you!

Only one last thing, for your information:

SD City is in SD County of CA.

People who live in SD City Suburbs often do not say I live in Del Mar, I live in La Jolla, I live in Rancho Bernardo, I live in Rancho Penas Quitos, etc., but they say I live in SD.

Also when we refer to SD as the finest city in the world, we automatically take it for understood that by SD City we also include the SD County.

Of course you would not understand all this, because this is a SD thing! Only The elite lives in SD. Of course people visit SD as the greatest attraction in US, but the elite lives in SD.

You see, that is why it cost an arm and a leg to live in SD, so we can keep “Tupid” people out! Get it Bozo? We are very selective about who can and cannot live in SD, so we jack up the real estate and the cost of living, so no bum can live here!

Anyhow, enough time spent on you. From time to time I use you as a Harem Toy to frag with. Don’t you for a second assume that I am actually having a serious dialogue with you. How can anyone take you serious?

Note: Dahati, Qorbati, Bi Savad, Badbakht, Uzbek, Ozgal, Gusaleh, Next time do not try to parazit in different languages, because you get fragged, because I speak 5 languages.

Afterall, you are “Tupid”! Come to an understanding of your place in the world and on the Evolutionary Ladder!

BTW have I mentioned that you are "Tupid"?

Adios Chimichanga la Bendeja

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