Dear Camran Mirza
Camran Mirza:
I don’t want to rush you or anything, but just in case Amnesia is an epidemic in IPC and possibly you got infected through Liberator, then I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you suppose to send me:
1. A few lines on yourself so I can input them into your Bio on your index page of the website.
2. An image which you identify with most, so I can create your logo for your index page.
After you send me these material, then I can create your logo, index page and then publish a few articles by you. There are few interesting articles by you which I would like to eventually publish.
Also, in the future, if you are going to publish/post an article or topic in the club, you may want to avoid Russian Vodka or Araq Sagi; therefore, your spelling/grammar would be sufficient! I know you like your Caviar and Vodka but always remember what I told you:
a. Do not Drink and Modrerate
b. Do not Drink and Write Philosophy
c. Do not mix eat Ozunburun Fish Kabob with Torshi Tareh!
All above actions will effect your performance in this manner:
a. Can cause you to Frag IPC Club posts!
b. Can cause you to write “Haziyan” rather than your scientific philosophy
c. Can cause your Bonyeh to go Ushun Fashan and gives you Shekam Ravesh
Of course you can do all the above while vacationing in Mediterranean shores (as you often do) or while partying; however, not during Alert Time!
And for God’s sake, start less partying and start writing a serious piece of scientific philosophy like you used to!
Moral of The Story
I don’t want to preach but …
This is your brain =
This is your brain on Alcohol and Drugs =
See what Alcoholism does to the mind?
See Lori?
See Lori’s brain on Alcohol and Drugs?
See how Lori used to function then?
and how she does function now?
See Lori regressed?
See how Lori used to be a philosopher then?
See how Lori is on her way to become a vegetable?
See Lori used to write philosophy?
See Lori Drink?
See Lori Drug?
See Lori Turn Psychotic?
Don’t become another Lori!
Do not concentrate on Stolichnaya or Smirnoff!
Concentrate on writing scientific philosophy.
I am in business of collecting supreme minds in IPC,
I am not in the business of growing vegetables in IPC!
Got it Haji?
For now,
Adios Amigo
AX