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Postby Xerxes » Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:23 pm

I actually find the idea of prostitution so sick I can't even joke about it - sorry man! I bet I am gonna be called a Mullah here for this! :roll: =;
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Postby IPC » Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:37 pm

Traitor KK:

PS: You wanted us to alias your name, so we abbreviate it as KK (not to be mistaken with Esfahani definition, which means feces!

When Ahreeman is out of town, CR monitors his emails and when CR is out of town, I monitor both of their emails. So I monitored his emails and found this one.

You have left no shred of decency or privacy, so why should I? I am going to post it here. You sound, as a vindictive child who aches for a response from Ahreeman, but my understanding of him, is that he will not respond to you. Ahreeman has taken a lot of heat from myself, Q, Liberator and others on this forum and off this forum about his decision to candid you for the OP. You embarrassed him and his judgment in public. I think he will not candid anyone for a while!

I am posting your email, so the public can read your vindictive elementary school grade level of writing to someone like Ahreeman.

Mr. KK, no one cares about your Jonbeshe Shirokhorshid or Hezbe Melat or 100 other small groups. We deal with major political parties of Iran. So your reports are irrelevant to us. We don't need the opposition groups, they need us for advertisement and support!

Amongst your many silly notions in this one and your other email, you write:

Glorious Frontiers Party (Marze Por Gohar) has IRI connections and are not trustworthy!

Mojahedin, are also not trustworthy and are enemies of Iran.

Jebhe Melli and Hezbe Melate Iran are Right Wing parties.

It would be nice for Espandyar Irani or Ruzbeh Farahanipour to respond to your rhetoric about MPG here!

It is also good for Mojahedin to respond to your rhetoric here.


But about JM and Hezbe Melat, let me add here that except the Marxist Parties, JM and all of its satellites including Nehzat Azadi and other Melli Mazhabi groups, are considered amongst the far left organizations of Iran. They are Liberal Democrats and Social Democratic in nature. You are probably the only uninformed person who would categorize them as Right Wing! JM defines the meaning of the Left!

Finally Mr. KK concludes that IPC, same as MPG and MKO is also pro regime and servant of IRI! Mr. KK gives a new definition to delusional!

At last Mr. KK Black Lists IPC and calls IPC, "Ahreeman's little crew"!

Mr. KK sounds like a small child, who feels left out of joining IPC OP. to get his candy! So he rants and raves and cusses everyone!

Mr. KK,
MPG and MKO are Iranian opposition but JM and its satellites are not! Put that in your book. We support All Iranian "Opposition" Groups.


Ahreeman, I know you had enough of our critics, but it is a shame that you candid this person (Child) for the OP. In the future, please be more in depth with your decisions.

Dear Members, please review what kind of nonsense Mr. KK sends to founder of IPC. Please review the threats, rants and roams! It is phenomenon! I read your writing and wonder, are you sure you are in university or maybe High School?


Mr. KK writes to AX:


Doroud,

I don't know who you are and what you do but sadly your inhospitality and offensive actions
urged me to react - sadly it looks like your "website" is full of those who do not have anything
to say beside rubbish and offensive anti-Iranian comments.

I have made several suggestions - but I am going to keep them to myself because I am now
suspicious to who you people really are. From an insider to Marze Porgohar party now I know enough
not to trust them, and since you support both them and the Mojahedeens and you chose not to
respond to me, I have no choice but to blacklist you and your organisation.

I have given your little crew many chances to describe why they think against Hezbe Mellat, whom
I do not support, but I have nothing against, yet all I hear is "criminal, traitor," etc.

I will carefully finish my report on you and hand it to fellow freedom fighters in London at the Jonbeshe
Shirokhorshid meeting so they will know what to look out for.

All I can say is traitor: "One who betrays one's country, a cause, or a trust, especially one who commits treason."

Your "operation" is a joke.

If you have any comments to add - let me know.

Bedrud,

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KK


On the bright side:

What happened to the plastic gun, knife and pad lock on Persian Flag? Why did you delete the avatar? It was fun! I cannot wait to see your next avatar!

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Postby Xerxes » Sun Apr 02, 2006 7:10 am

IPC press conference:

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Ayatullah Atusa (right) needed a translator to send the last message from Arabic to English.

Traitor Ayatullah Atusa
- So you are the IPC correspondent? Mosha'allah, I see you have proved that you are truely a sign of Allah and Mullahians everywhere.

I had already posted on this topic that that I am not defending any parties! Hezbe mellat, Jebhe melli, etc - it is not "relevant" to me neither. It's the fact that your little "office" is against them for obsecure reasons that they have not told me yet, while they support two even more obsecure parties of Mojahedeen and SUMKA - A "terrorist organisation" and an inactive "neo-nazi" party.

The fact that you are harassing me just shows how "childish" YOU are. Little baby Ayatullah Atusa! I have told you before - using your position here on this website to launch personal attacks against me is just sad and shows how insecure you are. If you have something to tell me darling, send me a PM!


As if that was not funny enough, you have mentioned Jonbesh - which is not a party - it's just a group of supporters of democracy movements of Iran in London, many of which are saltanat talab.

About Jebhe Melli and Hezbe Mellat - one who actually calls them "lefties" shows how informative he is. If the name was not enough, they have been the only active right wing parties in Iran, if you don't understand politics - leave it to people who do.

I had never met a Saltanat talab who disrespects Mossadegh - even though he helped to overthrow the Shah, he nationalised Iran's oil which ended up as being better for Iran. I have discussed the rest before many times in the topic - it won't take you long to educate yourself.

My view is this: Revolution happened because Shah did not keep in contact with it's people, he did not allow freedom of politics (Sounds like IPC is following his steps), and although Pahlavis modernised and Iranised Iran to be IRAN again, revolution was needed to bring some democracy in to Iran.

However revolution was stolen by the Mullahs who made it worse than before.

It all seems too simple to me - and sadly all you have here instead of criticising my views by an intelligent responce, all you do is post jokes about mullahs and disrespect everyone.

Get real, get serious, and stop harassing Iranians - if you really are serious which doesn't seem like it, but I keep giving you chances.

So you hate the Saltanat talabs, the right wing parties, the islamists, the pan iranists, the afghans, and what else?

You disrespect every Iranian you can find? Wow you sure are on a roll.

All this IPC has become is a joke to disrespect and show hatred toward all Iranians, well - good for you! I just think the name "Mullah Khaneh" suits you the best.

Sadly if it was not already obvious enough, with this behaviour you have made it bright as day light that your "operation" is a joke. It is more than obvious - I have sent a serious email to "personal email" that Ahreeman provided me, and you post it here without his permission? Well thats one less job for me and him.


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Good luck with this nonsense, "traitor" mullahs.
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Postby Asghar Ghasab » Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:07 am

To Koon Bache

Chaker Asghar,

Asghar Ghasab
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If you can't write Farsi, why do you making Farsi graphics? Just Write English. Are you in first grade Iranian School? I like Iranian school children. I like playing with children. Its too earluy for you, wait till second grade, then make Farsi graphics. Listen, Koon Bache, 'Sigheh' starts with letter 'Sat'. It doesn't start with letter 'Se Se Noghteh'. Koon Bache are you Irani? Come home with me, I teach you Farsi, cook for you, give you good meat and teach you things. I will show you my little friend here. Don't be scared, he will not bite.

I like Koon Bache. I heared they are giving away Koon Bache in this club, so I came here to get mine. I enjoy Koon Bache. I enjoy Bold Bache. I take them home and train them good. I take you to my butcher shop and give you meat. Asghar can teach you to be a good boy. You like movies? I want to show you a movie I made at butcher shop, don't scare, it is play movie. You like drawing? I show you something big and nice, you can use as model to draw. I like to take you home now. Pack up and lets go Koon Bache. Lets go home Koon Bache. I came for you. Do you speak Farsi?

Mooaleikom Bache

Yallah kos o kooneto jam kon, boghche kon berim ghasabi. Yallah kar darim dir shod. Bahas berim koshtarghah. Berim Ghasabi, bokonamet shagerd ghasab. Cinama ham mibaramet. Yallah Ali-Vali jam kon berim. Pasho berim Bache.

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Postby Emam Kooni » Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:54 am

Thank U for the enlightenment. U go with a different name I see. I understand the shame. I hope U didn’t, again, sit on the machinegun.

Kindly check if I spelled the new name correctly:
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Postby IPC » Mon Apr 03, 2006 4:46 pm

Is it me or is it getting toooo Gay in here? :blush:

Dear Gay Libertines:

Excuse me, this is a political room, not a Gay Spa or a Gay Disco! Could you move your
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Thanks a mil

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Postby Asghar Ghasab » Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:36 pm

To Camran Khan:

Ay Koon bache ay yaboo, pasho ye chai vase camran khan biyar. Bache chai biyar. Eyne gav adamo niga mikooneh! Mibakhshin ha camran khan!

Bah Bah Ghorgoone roye mahet Pahlvevoon, kojaee? Mokhleset oomad, man Lat-am, ma ro yaete? Joone ma yaete? Too cooloope yaoo yaete hal mikardim? Nokaret, bel-akhare jatoono peyda kard! Koja gheibetoon zade bood? Yaho jim shoodin, chi shod ba marefat? Refighi gooftan, doosti?

Chakeram, mokhlesam, nokaram, abd o abidam, pa boosam, ghorboonet beram, halo ahval chetoras pahlevoon? Khanoom, bacheha, bar o bacheha chetooran? Taze oomadam, ye saraki keshidam, kootah ham oomadam, mozahem ham nemisham. Faghat oomadam, ahval porsi pahlevoon. Oomadam didam ye koon bache darin! Goftan inja koon bache midan, ma oomadim yeki begirim o bebarim, ba ejaze shooma!

In bache poroo ro az koja avordin? Zir garedanesh bolande, sorkh o sefidam has! Ba ejaze man yak bar in bacha ro begiram bebaram Ghasabi, ye too sari behesh bezanam o khar o madaresho yeki koonam. Mibakhshin moozahemetoon shod. In bache shagerde maas. Bache tokhsiye, koodane, bahas babakhshin, bazi vaghta asabe maro khit khiti mikoone! Ye kami elteghatiye.

Felan rokksat pahlevoon
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To Khanoom Atusa:

Chakerim, nokarim, khake payim. Man Lat-e Pa chenar az cooloope sabeghe yahoo hastam. Chakeram, nokaram, bahas bebakhshid, man oomadam faghat ye sari bezanam, ahvali beporsam o in koon bacha ro vardaram beram Ghasabi. In tokhme sag shagerde man-e, farar kardeh oomade ghati pati adama shodeh, bege roshanfekre. Man gooshe in tokhme jen o begirm a bebaram ye balai saresh biyaram. Ba ejaze khanoom Atusa.

Chakerim Khanoom Khanooma

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To Koon Bache:

Ay Gavmish, forget Q, this is your boss from Ghasabi, Asghar Ghasab. Your late to work. What are you doing here? I'm Lat, old member of this cooloop from yahoo. I found this cooloop and came here to say hello to old friends and take you back to Ghasabi. Comon Ali-Vali, lets go bucher shop. What you do here? You pretend your politician? Politician Molitician, comon lets go koon bache? Pack up your kos o koon, lets go home. I going to grab your ear, take you back and spank your bottom for running away.

Comon gavmish, to re che be cooloop, boro sare karet too ghasabi. Goosh bahas pak kooni, rasteh masteh bebori. Sad ta kar dari? Jam kon bache jam kon berim koshtargah, kar darim.

Berim ye balayi saret beyaram, ye Emami besazam ke sad ta Emam az toosh dar ad tokhme sag. Maro ghal mizari? Jer o veret midam mashti. Binam, Bache to chera root ziyad shode, hala be oosta migi zeki? Koonet o pare mikonam. Jam kon, berim kaboodet mikoonam, enghad mizanamet ke se gah bekhooni vo chah chah bezani ya seda sag dar ari. Pasho koon bache, fitileh pichet nikoonam ke dige ayz in ghalata nakooni ha, siyah bakhtet mikoonam! Nosokheto mikesham. Hala karo vel mikooni miyay IPC koon midi o migi politician hasti?

Ayyyyyyyy Nosokh mikeshim, yakhe migirim, geloo jer midim, Ayyyyyyy nafaskesh?

Bache pasho ye chai bede Khanoom Atusa, ye chai bede Camran Khan, badesh kos o kooneto jam koon berin Ghasabi, bahas goosht az koshtargah tahvil bigirim. Rah biyof bache, zohr shod. Ali poshtete. Age Ali ham nabashe, khodam poshtetam bache!

Kafsho kolah koonim berim

Chaker dare mireh, raftim Garmabeh, in bacha ro beshoorim o kiseh bekeshim, bad bebarim Ghasabi ke ye bala mala saresh biyarim.

Rokhsat hamegi

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Postby Emam Kooni » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:34 pm

IPC wrote:Is it me or is it getting toooo Gay in here? :blush:

Dear Gay Libertines:

Excuse me, this is a political room, not a Gay Spa or a Gay Disco! Could you move your
[[[[ Homosexual Extra curricular Activities ]]]
to the General Discussions room?

Thanks a mil

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AQ,

This Ass-seems to be an Islamic-who is geared toward U/IPC with intent to trash. So, exercise your purgative rather than talking about it or give me a free hand.
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Postby Emam Kooni » Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:22 am

Thank U Pro-, for your political insights.

Tragically, I think Islamic ASS-whoes, penetrating politics, has traumatic affect prolocical making him to write in Turkey which sounds like English 'Jayve'.
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Postby Shahrzad BB » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:42 am

Case Analysis

Another Successful Colaboration of Dr. Cam (Geschtaltian Psychiatrist) and Dr. BB (Freudian Psychiatrist).
With these colaborations, there are great chances of Recovery for IPC Patients!

Pre entry log -

Dr. Cam:

Dr. Cam wrote:
"Tazegi-ha pastorize shode, aragh-o teryak-m gozashte kenar"


So true, Ahreeman quit drinking, smoking, drugging and all the fun. He became a born again whatever, a health nut! That was so funny Dr. Cam.

Lat wrote:
"Comon Ali-Vali, lets go bucher shop. What you do here? You pretend your politician? Politician Molitician, comon lets go koon bache? Pack up your kos o koon, lets go home. I going to grab your ear, take you back and spank your bottom for running away."


Coooool, so coool. So this patient is your little employee in butcher store? He ran away from work and came to IPC? That figures!

Primarily I would like to say hi to my old colleague Dr. Cam and old IPC member Mr. Lat.

Secondary, let's get to work,

Case File
Patient number - 000,000,000
Alias - "Hey-One" aka "Bache Kooni"

Doctor Cam, I understand, you are Geschtaltian and I am Freudian, but same as our past colaborations on patients Peter and Iran, we can do great work with this one (Bache Kooni). Kooni is in need of help. These are public out-cries for help, before he picks up a gun, goes on top of Empire State & shoot people at random. Do you hear his HeShe cries? We need to help him/her. Today its straps for him but tomorrow it will be asylum. Not a minute to waste, we must colaborate on this patient. I expect your full analysis to review.

I'm going to use your analysis for my thesis in college and also on this patient. Dr. I hope I'm allowed?

Dr. Cam, thanks for your help in advance. Charitable work in IPC Clinic pays off. Its good for us to visit IPC patients for free. Its Charitable and makes us feel good!

Bache Kooni Case

Dr. Cam, I took all I could take. Enough is enough. We must flush this patient down the sewer or cure him. Agreed?

In the past we have collaborated to perform many successful "Co-Therapies", for example:

Peter Fan Dool Khan case
Iran Azad Bad case
etc.

After our successful therapies, patient Peter and Patient Iran are leading a better lives and are feeling better than before. They are more silent so we don't have to hear their rants and lunatism. For society's good and their own good, they reside in mental health clinics, leading calm lives. Institutionalization with a good chance of recovery in progress.

This is the proof for our combine Co-Therapy, to work!

The new patient (Bache Kooni) will be a challenge. You have your hands full. I figured to help a colleague. The new patient "Bache Kooni" expresses her desires with drawing cartoons. Children also do the same. Bache Kooni has not fully grown. She is a female transgender, a girl who looks and acts as a boy, a Tomboy, a male looking girl, a Butch-girl, so the society accepts and recognizes her as a him. This behavior had turned her into a Bache Kooni.

Now, she is a he. Bache Kooni crys for help and seeks recognition. He has no education or studies but seeks recognition by random statements about different Iranian political characters and drawings of them, without truly understanding the definitions, characters and history of what he is speaking about!

The Patient Kooni is confused and drowning in his own vomit, in the same manner that a heavy cow downs in a quicksand.

From this point, I refer to patient Kooni as a "HE" because that is what she desires, to identify with a male character.

Patient Kooni swims in this self created Quicksand, until he goes down and under. He is out of place and out of his league, so Kooni needs to randomly drop complex sounding words from dictionary and complex sentences found in thesaurus, to sound important and sophisticated enough to fit in IPC. But harsh reality hits him on the forehead because each two statements made by him are not matching, yet contradicting each other. Patient Kooni has become a loud speaker which announces many random incoherent statements and draws many incoherent cartoons without fully understand the meaning of its products. Patient Kooni is crying for help.

Patient Kooni seeks a touching hand, even if he has to seek for it in arms of Princess Noor, who she is also a teenager his age. In this case, Patient Kooni transforms herself to a male Kooni character, to become Princess Noor's boyfriend and future husband. But when Kooni meets Ahreeman, once again, he becomes a she, because he recognizes that Ahreeman is a promiscuous womanizer and if there is any chance for Ahreeman to reply to his random frantic lunacy, is for him to put on his female face again and become the female character. So Patient Kooni becomes her female version aka as written, "Sue".

Biological Trama

Patient Bache Kooni was born with a not full developed ganitalia. As of result he has a small penis, more like a over growth of a clitoris with extra skin tissue. Patient Bache Kooni is a male in context but female in behavior and genes. We will need a number of hormone shots to transform the patient in to a full male character.

Emam, Boy Wonder (to charm Princess Noor), Feminine Sue (to charm Ahreeman), Intellectual Scholar (to charm the club), an Artist Animator (to charm IPC Productions), an innocent youth but a proven leader (to charm Atusa) and a Boy Genius (to charm the readers) or simple Bache Kooni as we know him, are alongside many faces of Dorian Gray, a multiple personality patient aka Bache Kooni.

Dr. Cam, this Kooni needs urgent help. My diagnosis is that Patient Kooni is an:

Multiple Personality, Transgender (Switch and Swap Genders as necessary or see fit), Agoraphobic, Camouflaged psychotic melancholic.

Agoraphobia, the fear of going outdoors, causes him to create an identity on Internet to satisfy his lack of confidence outdoors. Then it is the time for Camouflaging to start!

Patient also suffers from Phallophobia (Fear of a penis, esp. erect) and Eurotophobia (Fear of female genitalia), so this will cause the patient to fall deeper in his gender issues so he developes fear of human contact. He is affraid of touch and human contact both male and female.

Patient also has an advanced case of Ophthalmophobia (Fear of being stared at). Recall his issue with Xerxes53?

and for sure Ortographobia (Fear of spelling mistakes). Recall his issue with Q?

Observations:

Patient Kooni, had practically antagonized Q, Joe, Xerxes53, Ahreeman, Xerxes, Lat, yourself and many others in IPC. He can't help it, he crys for attention and recognition! Patient Kooni has little education, intellect, little knowledge of English Language and No Knowledge of Parsi Language. Every single Parsi word that he writes are spelled wrong but he still insists to write in Parsi (Arabic letters). He is so persistent in his ignorance. He is also so very "Chamoosh" like an out of control Wild Goat, attacking people (Boze Vahshi ke shakh mizane). He can't spell, read or write Parsi (Arabic letters), Parsi (Latin letters), German or English! For example he often refers to you with terms he recognizes but they have no meanings or make no sense in Parsi. He uses terms in wrong places (out of context) so they make no sense. Terms like: "Laghe" and other ones. Do you agree?

In psychology, we have a term for people like Bache Kooni, it is known as:

"Confused Bastard"

Medications:

Dr. Cam, I recommend:

Anti Psychotic (any type) 50 MG
Lithium 25 MG
Prozac 50 MG
Valium 35 MG
Effexor 35.5 MG
additionally
We will need a number of hormone shots (testosterone) for 6 months period, to transform the patient to a full male character.

Care:

Primarily patient needs to get strapped down for a week in a padded room, and only set free for short periods to be first spanked heavily on the buttocks (to recall his Baby years and roots of his problems), then held tight to not hurt himself and others, and afterwards hugged tightly to feel nurture and belonging. This routine must continue for a few weeks and then the medication should continue for a month. The routine will be in order of:

Punishment- Punishment- Reward- Reward.

Place:

Patient Kooni is residing closer to you, so New York Bell View Center's Psyche Wards are desirable. You must give us the pleasure to do frequent trips to New York to visit, medicate and have sessions with him. If needed, I can also fly over for monthly visitations. We can conference once a month to review our progress. If the patient proves to be a handful for Bell View, then I recommend his immediate transfer to UCLA Hospital's Psyche Ward to be locked up in the basement and under my strict supervision.

Dr. Cam, Thanks for your prior efforts to take the lead to start the therapy of Patient Kooni. What is your opinion? I need your full analysis, recommendations and suggested method of therapy for patient Bache Kooni. ASAP?

Dr. Cam, how are the progress on Patient Peter and Patient Iran coming along?

BB o BB, what's a girl to do?

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Postby Messenger of Allah » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:56 am

Sum Aleik Agh’ Asghar:

Chakeram, Mokhlessam, Toff kon shena konam, etc etc etc…

You are SO FUNNY; I love it.

I noticed the wonderful conversation here, and didn’t wish to interrupt, but a message came through to me and I feel obliged to pass it on to you.

I read and agree with IPC administration that perhaps it’s getting a bit too gay in here. I certainly don’t wish to contribute to that, but sadly I have to deliver the message that was given to me. And since Allah gave me that message, Allah also apologizes in advance for any gay motifs or innuendoes that are inherent in the message. As you all know, Allah himself despises homosexuality. However, today he is feeling ever beneficent and merciful even to his homosexual subjects. He has taken pity on one particular homo, named Jafar Baghal, who owns the baghali next to Asghar’s ghasabi. :belly:

You see, Jafar Baghal (remember him?) has been praying to Allah (the Merci-Fool). Allah has heard his prayers, and chose to contact me (his one and only current messenger) to relay Jafar Baghal’s message to you. Why all these middle men, you ask? Because since you left, Jafar Baghal only talks to Allah. And Allah only talks to me…that’s why.

Jafar Baghal is very depressed since you left. He knows you went in search of your Bache Kooni. Jafar misses bache kooni too, but not as much as he misses you. Jafar remembers the happy times, when Asghar, Jafar, and bache kooni were one big happy family. Jafar misses those times, and wonders…what happened?

Jafar was running the Baghali when you and bache kooni had your falling out. When he came home, he heard from the neighbors that there was a lot of screaming, yelling, and squealing. The neighbors thought nothing of it, thinking that you were butchering a babayi again. :guillotin: But now it makes sense that you and bache kooni were fighting.:gfight:

Jafar found the goodbye note you left for him in the kitchen: “Raftam dombale een bache kooni…kale pacharo garm kon allan bar migardamâ€
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Postby Asghar Ghasab » Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:05 pm

Mooaleikom Roohe Lootigari, Taj-e Sar-e Darvishan

Bache chai biyar khedmate Camran Khan, bodo bache, Camran Khan oomad, Khodaygan oomad.

Ghorboone ghad o heykal o maerefate har chi lootiye, khake patim Looti.

Khaleghe esaalat, poshtibaane zaeefan, hemayate bivegan, khodaye bozorgan, Pahlevoone jame rendan

Mokhlesim o khejel ke nafahmidim shooma ma ro zoodtar shenakhtin. Shooma khodayin Camran Khan. Joonam barat bege ke, zire bare zendegi leh shodim, mesle sag az sobh ta shab kar o hamali. Hezar badbakhti, az Torkiyeh be Dobey, az ghebres be mesr, hey becharkh, hey becharkh mesle gherghereh donbale ye loghme noon. Kharo madare oon kesi ro ke maro be in badbakhti endakht o keshvare maro saaf kard! Be roohesh shash bebareh!

Hala dobare bahas bargardim Torkiyeh donbale ye loghme noon. Baadesh ham Azarbaijane Khareji donbale hezar badbakhti, zamin, khoone, moamele, sader o vared, saaf o soof kardane kar o bar. Kholase ye ede hamash invar o oonvare donya donbale eshghe o hal, vali ma badbakht, hamash invar oonvare donya donbale kar o ye loghme noon. Khar o mdare khomeini or khar gaeed.

Pahlevvon, ma mosaferim, rahiye rahe eshghim, delemoon be jamale ostadaiye shooma vo baghi khoshe. Delemoon khoshe balki in kharab shode keshvar ro shoomaha dorost konid ke ma badbakht bichareha doobare rahi keshvar shim. Nigahe ma be shoomas. Ma ke haghirim Pahlevoon. Ma dar be darim Pahlevoon.

Yaete oon vaghta miraftim laleh zar, cafe khoroos Talai, kolle khiyaboon o cafe o band o basat o ghorogh mikardim o khoosoosish mikardim? Yaete looti? Yaete obohati dashim yaete? Yaete behemoon yeki kam az "Shooma" ya "Pahlevoon" migoft, kos o koonesho jer miyadim? Yaete? Yaete mizo too cafe boland mikardim, cafe ro be ham mizadim, badesh be eftekhare vojoodet, ye chatval abe beheshti too geloo mizadim o ye sikh chenjeh too rag? Yaete ye omr nokaret boodim o pishet long mindakhtim? Dase jami har ja miraftim, lootiya vo asnaf jeloomoon long mindakhan? Yaete?

Ma hamoon lootiye khakiye khake patim Pahlevoon, hala dar be dar o heyroon-e ye loghme noon, rahiye Torkiyeh vo Azarbaijan, bodo bodo, ke sag masabo dar arim o zendegi ro begardoonim. Ayaal o bacheha vo hezar aele vo natijeh vo noon khor darim. Bahas kharji bedim looti. Bahas hey bodovim zendegi ro begardonim.

Vali hanooz lashi gari moono hefz kardim looti. Kesi chap nigat kone ya azat irad bigireh, chakeret sirabi shirdoonesho dar miyare vo mindaze jelo saghaye pa kenar ke ye looghme koonan. Joone Lat, gheymeh gheymash mikoonam. Tikeh bozorgash gooshesheh. Bad khah dari, sooratesho chak o chook midam. Kesi bege baalaaye chesht abroost, ba in Ghadareh ke masjed shah kharidam, loghme bozorgash, goosheshe. Khit khitish mikoonam joone Looti.

Joone Lat, hanooz khedmate shooma ghasideh vo khatereh darim. Hanooz begi nagi gah godari,

Nosokh mikeshim, cafe be ham mizanim, chaghoo mikeshim, zanjir micharkhoonim, ghadareh mikeshim, khit khiti mikoonim, jer o vajer midim, del o roodeh pare mikoonim, zoor khooneh mirim, be jamale shooma salavaat mifrestim, yade lootihaye dirooz o emrooz mikoonim, ye chatval aragh govaraye vojood vase jamale ba kamale shooma mikhorim o yade shooma ro vase bacheha tarif mikoonim looti.

Ma bandeye dargah-e lootigari, hamishe chakerim Pahlevoon.

Bash ke ta roozi bishinim var daste shooma vo in bache looti, ye kase kaleh pache vo ye kase mast o khiyar ba botre aragh sagi biyare vo ma ye deli az aza dar arim o ye deli az moosahebate shooma zendeh konim.

Roohet shaad looti, kholaseye kaloom toyi, ma hanooz hamoon Lat-e Pa Chenar, bandeye dargahe khoyetim. Yaete? Arze salami kardim o rokhsat dayi ro dadi, damet garm pahlevoon, nokaretim.

To alam dar bash ke ma poshtet rahe looti gari ro donbal koonim pahlevoon. Lat, Lataye sabegh, hanooz ke hanooze Pa Chenar, Nazi Abad, Tehran Pars, Masjed Shah, Laleh Zar, Shoosh, Amiriyeh, Moniriyeh va tamoome cafeha, Khooroos Talai, Shookoofteh no, Moolan Rooj, va baghi hame zire saye shagerdate, zire sayeye mas, joloon midim o salamate shooma ro arezoo mikoonim. Shooma hanooz dastanet verde zaboone bachehas. Az Serahe Shah ta Ab Anbar, hanooz zekre kheyret has dasham! Dasham nookaretim, hanooz chakeretim. Hanooz bacheha yadetan.

Digeh bahas kafsh o kolah koonim bargardim peye kar o bar Torkiyeh. Kheyr pish ey yavare bi navayan, ey yare darvishan, ey lootiye hagh. To az lutihaye ahde atighi, namet obohate jame bozorgan, yadet, roohe pahlevanan, eshghet dele ma, bandeye haghire dargahet. Roohet shad looti. rokhsat shod, oon ruye maheto bebinam, Jigaram hal oomad pahlevoon. Lat hanooz khake pate.

Be bozorgit, in shagerd-e na khalaf-e maro ham bebakhsh. In Bache Kooni ro ham bebakhsh, javoon-e khare, nafahme, khodam mibaramesh ye kari dasesh midam, adamesh mikoonam. Ali yaret pahlevoon.

Yallah Bache, jam koon berim, zanjir o beband lastika, jadeh yakh bandoone, rahe Estanbol ghoroveh, Ahay bache hazeri?

Bache kos o kooneto jam koon berim. Mashino bezan too dandeh do, Keraye rahiye Torkiyeh shod, Yallah bache savar sho az khedmate Camran khan morkhas shim o berim rahiye zendegi shim.

Yaret Hagh, Pahlevoon
Kheyr Pish

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Postby IPC » Tue Apr 04, 2006 2:50 pm

Dear Gay Libertines:

I see Rainbow Flags now! Stop decorating this room! :blush:

Obviously you do not seem to comprehend this is Iran Politics Room. You have taken the agenda of this room one step beyond a "Quest for Koon"! Now people from around the world are coming to this room for "Quest for Koon"! First it was a little Gay Fairytale then it turned to a Global Gayla!

First Bache Kooni appears in IPC, then Asghar Ghasab comes after Bache Kooni, then Jaffar sends Allah and his Messenger after Asghar Ghasab and Bache Kooni, now Gays around the world come to this room in search of or in "Quest for Koon"! I wouldn't be surprised if Mohammed himself would drop by for some Koon! Hello, Hello, this is a political room, now you made it smell like Koon, stop it right now!

You have turned this room a step beyond a "Gay Spa", a "Gay Disco", but a "Hamam Torki" (Turkish Bath) aka "Garmabeh Torki"! Have you no shame? I understand that it is a "Persian Male Bonding Thing" but Ladies are present.

We are not blocking Koonish Activities in IPC and by no means we are against Homosexuality, but we demand to Gay Libertines to take it away to "General Discussions Room". Please take your:

[[[ Extra Curricular Homosexual Activities ]]]

to the "General Discussions Room"

I am not a homophobe, but All this Gay environment! It is beginning to smell like Koon around here! I did not go to school, to cleanup Gay Spas after you! You are lucky CR is not here or she would also jump in and participate, [[[ Uh Oh sorry CR ]]], I meant she would punish all of you and send you to San Francisco! I don't want to hear anymore Koonish sounds, get it? What has this to do with Pan Iranism?

Iranian Men and their Gayshess!

Get with it

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Postby Emam Kooni » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:01 pm

IPC wrote:Dear Gay Libertines:

I see Rainbow Flags now! Stop decorating this room! :blush:

Obviously you do not seem to comprehend this is Iran Politics Room. You have taken the agenda of this room one step beyond a "Quest for Koon"!

AQ


Well said AQ,

These people have no respect for a scholar such as myself who desire to discuss Iran-Politics here. And, they all write longer than their IQ!

Thank U.

PS: I guess they like it up-wind.
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Postby Asghar Ghasab » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:40 pm

Talaye 24 Ayaar

Naze Nafaset Looti, khoob gofti.
Man in bacha ro bahas bebaram Garmabeh, aval dahanesho ba saboon booshooram, baedesh, ye moameleh bezaram dahanesh maze maze kooneh, akheresh ham ye too sari behesh bezanam ke doonya ro az daricheye digeree bebineh. In gavmish hala halaha kheyli moondeh adem beshe. Adem bahas adem bashed, vali in ozgal ro bahas ba too sari vo ba too kooni adem kard. Narahat nasho vo asabeto khit khiti nakoon, khodam mikoonamesh adem. Hala adem nashe o beshe nimidoonam, vali hatmamn ye rah mikoonamesh ta bozorg beshe vo ghad bekeshe!

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