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Postby Emam Kooni » Fri May 26, 2006 8:50 am

Now BB needs to thank Liberator for arranging a nice, shall we say, "Head–Rest" for her, in a deserving ambiance; can U imagine such courtesy from IPC-Comrades Atusa & X?
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Postby Atusa Qajar » Fri May 26, 2006 7:31 pm

Dearest Playful THBK [-X :

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THBK (Tazi Hound Bache Kooni)

BMW (Bahram Maskanian the Writer)
SBB (Shahrzad the Boom Boom Dr.)
CA (Catayoun Afshar)

are same as yourself, Reza Pahlavist Monarchists.
Why do you bite your own kind? =;
Do you have rabies now? =P~

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Vet please?
Vet please?

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BK: The Pet of IPC

Postby Messenger of Allah » Fri May 26, 2006 7:50 pm

I see all the BK bashing, and I am saddened. To all who beat up on poor BK, I say stop!

According to Allah, everyone and everything has its purpose in this world. Even the small insects were placed on this earth by the Almighty Allah to serve a function. Those who oppose such pests are shifting a very delicate balance, which was made by Allah. I, his messenger, am here to tell you what was Allah’s purpose in sending BK to IPC.

Every serious entity or organization needs an outlet for its members in order to better deal with the stresses of daily life. These outlets come in various forms. Some have parties, others have retreats, while others choose “casual Fridays.â€
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Postby Messenger of Allah » Fri May 26, 2006 8:14 pm

AQ,

MOA began writing the topic of “BK, the Pet of IPCâ€
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Postby Atusa Qajar » Fri May 26, 2006 11:14 pm

Dear True Final Prophet [-o< :

Coincidence? Not at all! Let us analyze this issue, using "The Mind of THBK", ok :-s ?

You are Ahreeman.
You are also Amir.
Now we have telepathy!
Why so?
Because this is a cover up,
You are also me!
So, Ahreeman, Amir, you and I are one person.
All of us are the same person.
So clearly you can witness that us (all 4 of us in one body) are paranoid schizophrenics!
We just don't remember what each of the other 3 personalities wrote or done!
4 Faces of Dorian Gray!
This fact, greatly explains why THBK refers to me as a "He" :-k !
We could be Gender Bender as well :-k !

That my friend, is how a typical "Conspiracy Theorist" Middle Eastern Mind, works!
That is how THBK Mind works. =D>

Now, please let me finish writing this post to myself!
I wonder if Lib is our 5th personality?
After all, we can't remember what each personality does,
So Lib also could be our 5th, not so?

Welcome to Gender Bending Twilight Universe of THBK :roll: !
A Universe without a specific Gender, Identity, Ideology and Individuality!
The Ultimate Anarchy :badgrin: !

Chew on that one ](*,) !

Regards,
Your 4th and Alleged latest personality :-: !
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Postby Messenger of Allah » Sat May 27, 2006 10:39 am

AQ,

Very interesting analysis. I can’t believe it didn’t occur to me earlier! Could it be, that in my zeal to deliver Allah’s messages, I’ve missed that which was in front of me the whole time?

Perhaps I’m working too hard. Between my civic and religious duties of delivering Allah’s messages, and my personal business duties of trying to get “MOA’s private messaging services, LLCâ€
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Postby Messenger of Allah » Sat May 27, 2006 2:01 pm

For those interested in finding out more about BK, the pet of IPC, I direct you to his website. BK made quite a name for himself in the outside world as “Sam.â€
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Postby Emam Kooni » Sat May 27, 2006 4:20 pm

[quote="Messenger of Allah"]...
RIP, “Sam?â€
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Postby Liberator » Sun May 28, 2006 1:40 pm

Emam Kooni is the unwanted/annoying little creature who always butts in and tries to play along with the hot shots, and who you can never get rid of. For illustration i've chosen this muppet show clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7vvdOGw ... pet%20show

"We love you with or without [Emam Kooni]" (Joehoehoe, 2006)



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Postby Emam Kooni » Sun May 28, 2006 6:58 pm

It is not the Headless Horseman, it is the Liberator !
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Postby Atusa Qajar » Mon May 29, 2006 1:42 pm

IPC Pest Control
New Petition/Solution

According to constitution of IPC,

We can't delete THBK (Tazi Hound Bache Kooni) posts and ban or kill him!
Thou shall not kill your pets or pests!
THBK abuses the Constitution of IPC and hides her "Spew of Trash" (so called posts), behind the "Freedom of Speech" banner.

Deleting, banning and killing THBK contradicts the Constitution of IPC, but the constitution doesn't say anything against slow torture and reconditioning reforms!

So how about sending Q to drag THBK across the continental US and down into "Ahreeman's House of Pleasureful Pains", accommodate a dark dungeon cell for him, and hand THBK to Ahreeman. A month or two at Dungeons of Ahreeman's State and numerous hours, days and weeks, full of torturous recreations, Painful Training and re-conditioning, and dreadful athletic S&M Sessions, can make a change!

I am sure Ahreeman can make a new Girl/Boy out of that Rotten, Chubby, AC/DC Cyber Spoiled Child! Should we take a vote on this?

THBK is getting on everyone's nerve. Let us be very frank,

The only reason THBK is still Alive and well in IPC, is because MOA vouched for him and convinced us to keep her/him as a "Pet with Rabies" to amuse us! Moderators of IPC have tried hard to save THBK's neck from cycles of the IPC fed up mob!

THBK shenanigans affected the IPC members and mob to send a hanging squad after her/him. Some members are so trigger happy to shoot IPC Nuisances, but not Lib and myself!

Usually, Lib and myself are too calm and liberal about IPC Nuisances, but THBK had even made both of us to lose control on her/his case! The last 2 people on Earth who would lose their cool over a member who walks in IPC and causes trouble, would be Lib and myself, but this creature (THBK) opened a new chapter in IPC, gave a new meaning to the word "PEST", THBK is a persistent Cancer Cell and He/She pestered, poked and picked the scab off the wound, for so long and for so much that even Lib and myself started to draw our knives, sharpen them and look out for her/his neck to behead!

So what should we do about THBK?
Ship the pest for training, to Ahreeman's Reform School for Overweight children/pests?
Mandatory IPC Seasonal Human/Pet Sacrifice?
Any other ideas?

Please find a solution to our Pest Control before some fed up IPC member/reader does brutally abuse/rape/sodomize/murder/blow up THBK!
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Postby Emam Kooni » Mon May 29, 2006 3:57 pm

We can't delete THBK (Tazi Hound Bache Kooni) posts and ban or kill him!
Thou shall not kill your pets or pests!
THBK abuses the Constitution of IPC and hides her "Spew of Trash" (so called posts), behind the "Freedom of Speech" banner.


ImageHey Atusa,

I appreciate the act. It reflects substance and let me respomf to the first paragraph:

Don’t be a cry baby; freshen up and think rational: When U and your associates, without personal provocation "Spew Trash", it is labeled elder talk and joy. But when Emam retaliates and responds accordingly, you label it, “Spew of Trash"! And, I am so sorry for nagger’s graphic impotence, especially when they prefer to babble incoherent nonsense, feet long, and pick on each other's spelling errors. Wasn’t U who under pretence of Machinegun Q spewed utter vulgar (words- not cartoon), wasn’t U, not that I am offended, but based on your Iranian standards, who portrayed me as a dog? Well maybe U and your associates should examine your own state of social sensitivities.

I am an American and very proud to bear American Constitutional spirit, which in substance translates to irrelevancy of ethnicity, culture, and religion and response to others in such manner that they respond to me, irrespective of their age or fucken self perceived status. Simply said, I am cool, until I am assaulted, at which time, I will do tonsillectomy on the person, from person’s respective anus.

My notion of leadership is void of blind conformity, acceptance of superficiality and pretence, and obedience over ritualistic and historical irrelevancies. After all, there is saturation of such values in the current Islamic leadership. Look in your values, culture, and substance, suppressing your hateful emotions, and see if your values are superior or just antiquated dreams of past.


And, for those oversensitives, let me offer a comfort:


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Postby Qambujiye » Tue May 30, 2006 11:22 am

Guspande Bi Dandan:

I hope you understand that when Ahreeman gets back in here, your ass will be very stretched? But for now, I will do!

"And, I am so sorry for nagger’s graphic impotence, especially when they prefer to babble incoherent nonsense, feet long, and pick on each other's spelling errors."


It is called capability of writing and it requires knowledge of grammar, spelling, languages and putting sentences together which you have none.

"Wasn't U who under pretence of Machinegun Q spewed utter vulgar (words- not cartoon),"


You like my machinegun? You want to hold my machinegun? Try Asghar Ghasabs!

Seems to me, you are still having identity/Gender confusion on who is who in IPC. Listen up Guspand,

Atusa and Q are two different persons.
MOA and Ahreeman are two different persons.
Atusa is not a male.
Ahreeman is not a female.

I know it is hard for you to comprehend these concepts. Would you have liked it better if everyone in IPC had no identity, no gender and no personality (like yourself)?

I also realize that you are found of Atusa's daughter which she never had and Reza Pahlavi's daughter "Noor". Chubby sheboy, A word of advise, Iranian girls require Dool which you do not have, so grow one!

"wasn’t U, not that I am offended, but based on your Iranian standards, who portrayed me as a dog?"


What are you a Hip Hop nigger? "Wasn't you"? It is weren't you!

I apologize on her behalf. You are not a puppy. You are a Guspand. A Guspande Bi Dandan. You can't bite like a puppy because you are a toothless Guspand, not even a Guspand but a Bareh (Lamb). An immature Bareh who got old and toothless without becoming fully mature and becoming a Guspand. You are an old toothless Baby Lamb with fat body of a Sheep but brain of a Baby Lamb. You are a Toothless Baby Lamb, a Guspande Bi Dandan! You are all donbeh and bones, no meat!

"Well maybe U and your associates should examine your own state of social sensitivities."


It is not about sensitivity. It is about maturity.

"I am an American and very proud to bear American Constitutional spirit, which in substance translates to irrelevancy of ethnicity, culture, and religion and response to others in such manner that they respond to me, irrespective of their age or fucken self perceived status."


You are not an American. And we don't accept you as an Iranian. You are an Anarchist. You don't have a clue, the first thing about US Constitution or Freedom of Speech. Constitution and Amendments are good as they suit your Anarchy.

" Simply said, I am cool, until I am assaulted, at which time, I will do tonsillectomy on the person, from person’s respective anus."


You are the one who has been assaulting every single person who walked in IPC, every new member, every old member and despite their political ideology and preferences! You assaulted Muslim, Monarchist, Communist, Nationalist, Republican, Nazi, and Iranian or Non Iranian alike.

You have used IPC's Constitution as a breeding ground for your Chaotic behavior, insulting all members, animation practice and creating an absolute Anarchy. You have been disrupting the normal pattern of dialogue in this club. You have been butting in, in every single argument, discussion, announcement, news and debate in IPC, spew trash, insult people, make a stupid comment and draw some bull shit.

If we didn't know, you are only an immature child, then we would have assumed that you are doing these actions on purpose and to disrupt IPC and the Chain of Dialogue in IPC. But we know you are only a stupid teenager, trying to be funny and trying to belong somewhere and be a part of something. But you are going at it in a wrong way.

"My notion of leadership is void of blind conformity, acceptance of superficiality and pretence, and obedience over ritualistic and historical irrelevancies. After all, there is saturation of such values in the current Islamic leadership. Look in your values, culture, and substance, suppressing your hateful emotions,"


Kido, please Shut the fuck up. I had it with your babble! You have learned these words in school but you don't know how to put them together in sentences and paragraphs. What the fuck are you trying to say? Don't try to talk sophisticated because it blows up in your face.

" and see if your values are superior or just antiquated dreams of past."


Dreams of the past, sense of belonging, cries for acceptance in Iranian community are the reasons you are here, so paaaaaalease don't fuck with us, cause it is getting old.

"And, for those oversensitives, let me offer a comfort:"


The only comfort you can give IPC, it to shut the fuck up, listen and learn a thing or two. Stop being an "IPC Room Whore" jumping from one room to another, making a stupid comment on everyone's argument, announcement and dialogue! I take a look at IPC. Every fucking room in IPC, that I went to, I seen your residue (stupid remarks) in there! If you have nothing constructive to say, then shut your mouth.

Don't try to be funny, but learn on how to be funny. If you want to be funny, then learn from Amir or Ahreeman. If you want to be a news reporter and commentator, then learn from Lib. If you want to write, then learn from Admzad or Lori. If you want to argue, then learn from CR or Kaafer. You have no fucking thing to offer in this club, except Anarchy and Chaos. You are a Teenager who acts like a Child. You are regressing and going back to being a 12 year old again! Think about my words before you respond with a stupid statement or a silly cartoon.

Grow up. If you want to be taken seriously, then behave as an individual. You are getting too old, too fat and too repetitive for your childish 12 year old "Parazit" remarks! Grow up fast, before someone in IPC, School, Society, ............... fucks you up real bad!

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Postby Messenger of Allah » Tue May 30, 2006 8:03 pm

The only reason THBK is still Alive and well in IPC, is because MOA vouched for him


Alive, yes….but I don’t know about “well.â€
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Postby Emam Kooni » Tue May 30, 2006 8:45 pm

Let the Reader be the judge of your Integrity and Credibility.

Q/AQ wrote:Atusa and Q are two different persons.
MOA and Ahreeman are two different persons.
Atusa is not a male.
Ahreeman is not a female.


[b]
Evidence:

1. Why would Atusa post this as an Avatar, if it is not his lovely family?
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2. If that is not his family, what is your take on the person who identifies himself with someone else’s family, a stranger’s family?

3. Machinegun Q was persona NonGreta, since last he was portrayed fondling privates of his boyfriend gun holder. And suddenly, he gets resurrected when Atusa is under the heat of Emam’s interrogatory, just to speak on behalf of Atusa.
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4. Ironically, the numbers of posts of Atusa and Machinegun Q are the same, 19. And ironically, suddenly, Atusa is demoted from “five star Generalâ€
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