Dear Dingleberry
:
“First of all, I want to wish Happy Birthday to Jesus (Easter Sunday)…”
Let me review your own culture:
Palm Sunday is a Christian moveable feast which always falls on the Sunday before Easter. The feast commemorates an event reported by all four Canonical Gospels Mark 11:1-11, Matthew 21:1-11, Luke 19:28-44, and John 12:12-19: the triumphal entry of Jesus into Jerusalem in the days before his Passion.
In many Christian churches, Palm Sunday is marked by the distribution of palm leaves (often tied into crosses) to the assembled worshipers.
Ash Wednesday is the first day of Lent and occurs forty days before Easter (excluding Sundays). It falls on a different date each year, because it is dependent on the date of Easter; it can occur as early as February 4 or as late as March 10. The "ashes" used are gathered after the Palm Crosses from the previous years' Palm Sunday ceremonies are burned and are then, in the liturgical practice.
Good Friday, also called Holy Friday or Great Friday, is the Friday preceding Easter Sunday. It commemorates the crucifixion and death of Jesus Christ at Calvary.
Easter Sunday: Christians celebrate this day in observance of their belief that Jesus rose from the dead on the third day after his crucifixion.
Christmas or Christmastide, is an annual holiday on December 25th that honors and celebrates the birth of Jesus of Nazareth.
Now the question is:
How did you move Christmas (Jesus’ Birthday) to Easter (Jesus’ Risen day to the sky)?
2 possibilities:
A) You are mistaking
Je-sus , a Mexican Wetback Gardner’s birthday, whom you have a crush on him with
Jesus’
birthday!
B) You are indeed retarded
as we all had predicted!
Dear
Jinguz-e Rejai
,
You give a new meaning to Retardness!
BTW, Mohammed and Moses also have birthdays and they are celebrated. You do not know about them, but then again, what do you know about?!
Either way, I had done you a favor and finally had published your movie:
Darvish Sue Sue, the Moral Transsexual
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/multimedia/ ... sexual.wmv
Cheers and happy Jesus’ birthday!
(What a dope you are)!
Sign,
Your Master