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Postby Ahreeman X » Fri Feb 11, 2005 6:45 pm

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AIOG = Arabo_Islamic Occupational Government, Islamic Republic of Iran

Allah's Re-Present-Da-Thieves = Representatives of Allah!

Allah = Arabic God, originally a black rock placed in Kabbah, Mecca as a totem

Allahic Virus = Islamic Virus!, Toxic Ideology of Islam

An-Qolab = Fake Feces, Fake Revolution of the Islamic Kind, 1979 Reaction of Iran

An-Qolabi = One who makes An-Qolab

Alexander The Grape = Alexander The Great Homosexual, Drunk, Epileptic, Maniac!

Anabeh = Feces Water, Feces Juice

Aqdi =Permanent wife, one can marry up to 4 Aqdi in Islam.

Akhund = Mullah

Arab Worshiper = Muslim

Abgushti = Voluptuous woman

Akeleh = Rowdy Wench

An-Tern = Sarcastic for Intern, Diarrhea

An = Feces

Ayn = Too much An!

Angulak = Fingering

Angul =Angulak

Ass Kisser = One who kisses ass

Ashqal Gusht = Meat Fat, Trimmed Garbage Meet referred to useless people

Arabtoxicated = One who inherited only bad traditions of Arabs, Arabized in a sarcastic way

Arabized = Arabtoxicated

Arabization = Learning, speaking and behaving as Arabs and Muslim, such as Arabizing the Culture

Aparty = qerti, fancy and demanding

Abduq Khiyari = Not carefully made, Not doing something right, not spent time on, made like Abduq Khiyar (a persian yogurt side dish)

Ass-sign = (1) Signing one's ass, (2) Sarcastic for assign

Ass-u-me = (1) Making ass of you & me, (2) Sarcastic for Assume, (3) like consume, but consuming Ass

Asinine = Nonsense

Arajif = Nonsense

Ablah = Idiot

Able = An extreme Ablah, very Ablah

Amirza = Mollah Loqati or old traditional teacher, Aqa Mirza

Ab Anbar = Water Storage, Sarcastic for Vagina

Alaf = A person who hangs around, a bum

AhreemanX = Ahreeman (Persian Ancient God of Evil) + X (Unknown), Unknown Evil, Evil of an Unknown Origin!
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Postby Ahreeman X » Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:33 am

Amnesia = A disease where you forget certain events.

Amnesiac = One who has Amnesia & forgets certain events.

Amnesiac Variations:

Youth Amnesiac
Patient: Youth
Symptoms: The Youth Amnesiac, once a while forgets things. This could be due to Hormone Rises & due to the fact that the Youth has his head, fully assigned to his Shambool or Nanaz, rather than other important issues!
Cure: I often prescribe "Ginkgo Biloba" (Chinese natural herbal medicine) to cure this disease. In severe cases, I prescribe the use of a large size hammer for the youth to bang repeatedly on their privates with it, so they can forget about their hormones & start to concentrate on serious issues!

Monarcho Amnesiac
Patient: Monarchists, Monarcho Doper Diaper Babies
Symptoms: This disease is specific to Monarchists & a few other branches of society! When for his benefit, the patient is well alert, yet when it is not for his best interest, the patient becomes an absolute amnesiac!
Cure: I often prescribe Heavy "Head Bangs" via "Haji Kuchike" on the back of the patient's head; therefore, the brain matter pushes forward, it clicks & hopefully the patient starts fully functioning again!

Selective Amnesiac
Patient: Selective Patients, Hypocrites
Symptoms: This disease is specific to very selective patients & some Hypocrites! They select their amnesia periods!
Cure: Patient must constantly be reminded of the history in full!

Seasonal Amnesiac
Patient: Jebheis (members of Jebhe Meli Iran aka Iran National Front)
Symptoms: This is a disease specific to Mosadeqists, JM Satellite organizations' members & a few other social groups of the society! This disease is "Seasonal"! It simply comes & goes by the season!
Cure: Line All patients up next to the wall, assign one orderly per patient & assign one tool per orderly, either a tall coke bottle (Tall Ones), baseball bat or a thick tree branch (depending on the depth & length of the amnesia seasons). Then by the harmonizing orderly count, the orderlies shall start inserting the tools, up patients' rectums: One - Two, back - fore ...... (in that manners), eventually the patients will forget the Seasons!

Allahic Amnesiac
Patient: Hizbollahis, Muslim
Symptoms: This disease is specific to Muslim where The "Allahic Virus" had infected their brains, Muslim tend to forget the complete Pre Islamic History of Iran! They tend to preach about how Iranians were uncivilized before Islam! Patients often tend to forget about All Iranian Historical Figures (Aryo Barzan, Rostam Farokhzad, Yazdgird III, ...), yet they fully remember Arab Holy Saints (Ali, Hassan, Hussein, Abbas, Zaynol Abedin-e Bimar, Fatima Zahra, Do Teflan-e Moslem, ...)!
Cure: In this case, I often prescribe for the patient to be hung, upside down, by the testicles, from a tall tree, in a public circle for a long period of time until he recalls the full 8000 years of Iranian history!
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Postby Liberator » Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:05 pm

AN-Nejad : Descendant of some type of AN (excrement).
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Postby Amir » Sun Apr 08, 2007 1:37 pm

Ahreemanology: The scientific study of Ahreeman. He is a most curious creature, and an endangered species.

Ahreemanosophy: The philosophy of Ahreeman. For the most part, it is brilliant. Atheistic and evolutionary in nature, it is full of wisdom. However, occasionally there are flare-ups of insanity.

Ahreemanium: The millennium of Ahreeman; the third millennium of the Common Era.

Ahreemanography: The writing of Ahreeman. Very informative, interesting, and at times also funny. As it is rooted in Ahreemanosophy, it is usually brilliant, with only occasional bouts of insanity.

Ahreemanophobia: The fear of Ahreeman. Usually, this fear is justified, as this creature can wield an unbelievable amount of punishment on his victims.

Ahreemanopolis: The city that Ahreeman built. Also known as IPC. The pride and joy of its creator. A nice place to hang out. Voted as one of top three destinations for Iranian nationalists by the Travel Channel.

Ahreemanophagy: The eating habits of Ahreeman. Usually, he sticks to a diet of Chelo Kabab, but occasionally he indulges on kharab-kars and troublemakers.

Ahreemanozoei: The life of Ahreeman. More information is unfolding on this matter each day. An interesting and admirable ordeal.

Ahreemanoptosis: The weakness, and possible downfall of Ahreeman. It is rooted in rage, over-reaction, and the inability or unwillingness to forgive. Holding on too tight, and loving and caring too much on one end leads to too much hate and rage on the opposite end.

Ahreemorphosis: The quick metamorphosis of Ahreeman, from a sane, gentle and mild-mannered intellectual to a raving, vengeful, homicidal maniac. It is the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde phenomenon.

Ahreemanogeddon: Armageddon, brought about by the wrath of Ahreeman. The end of days; judgement day. The arrival of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. It will be marked by the return of Christ (with a sword this time), the Hidden Emam Mahdi, and a few dozen other Messiahs. It has been foretold that for Armageddon to arrive, the Anti-Christ must first appear. As Ahreeman is the Anti-Christ, the process has already begun. It will be expedited by pissing him off. May God have mercy on us all, for I know Ahreeman will not!

Ahreemanophilly: The friendship that this enigmatic creature extends to and receives from his associates. Although fragile, it is a rare and precious commodity.
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Postby CR » Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:15 pm

Ahreemanic: Ahreeman like, With a spice of Ahreeman

Ahreemanocracy: A system of government Ahreeman would love to install in IPC and Iran, if we allow him, but we never do. We love to revise it before installment. Ahreemanocracy comes from the deep Ahreemanic roots of Ahreeman, from depths of Hell. Ahreeman loves to believe Ahreemanocracy is the most logical and best form of government. He honestly believes in that.

Ahreemanocrat: One who reigns in an Ahreemanocracy

Ahreemania: The reign of Ahreeman, the regions of Ahreeman, domains of Ahreeman

Ahreemanosexual: One who has sex with Ahreeman. This one could contain all animated and inanimated subjects varying from all genders, no genders and transgenders gods and humans, animals, plants, fruits, vegetables, weight lifting benches, clock radios, also any holes including the black holes!
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Postby Ahreeman X » Fri Nov 11, 2011 10:28 am

Aldang = (1) Blockhead, (2) Clown, (3) Shallow, (4) Coward

Arazel = (1) Lampoon Low Lives, (2) Thugs

Allahic Virus = (1) Islam, (2) A viral infection from Allah
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Postby Lawrence Of Persia » Thu Nov 17, 2011 5:39 pm

CR wrote:
Ahreemanosexual:
One who has sex with Ahreeman. This one could contain all animated and inanimated subjects varying from all genders, no genders and transgenders gods and humans, animals, plants, fruits, vegetables, weight lifting benches, clock radios, also any holes including the black holes!
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Postby Ahreeman X » Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:03 am

Arab Spring = Transformation of the Secular or Pro American Arab Dictatorships in the Middle East and North Africa to the Islamist States and Pro IRI Dictatorships by the support of Obama and his Socialist Regime.
Examples: Egypt, Libya, etc.

Arab Spring Reasons = To undermine America, reduce the American Exceptionality around the globe and to help transforming America to yet another 2nd rate European nation. Also to help accelerating the collapse of the American Capitalist System so Obama Regime can rebuild America as a Socialist System in the image of the Europe.

Arab Spring Results = Undermining Israel and shafting Israel and the Jews which Obama despises plus shafting the true Arab Democratic Movement’s struggle seeking freedom and democracy in the region. These are a part of Obama’s Grand Plan to cause chaos in the Middle East, America and the Globe to fundamentally not just changing America but also to establish a new Socialist World Order. This is Obama Regime and his Allies’ Grand Plan.
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