CIA Cinderella's Millions,
& 1001 Persian Prince Charmings II
March 8, 2005
....... and The Episode continues .......
Why Am I Skeptic, you ask?!
Comrades:
People ask me, how do you evaluate this up & coming gathering of groups in LA?
Please mark my words right here & right now, will ya?!
Well, I truly do not want to blow the bubble of the wishful, hopeful, desperate, frustrated & anxious naive youth & everyday people of Iran, & I certainly hope that I am wrong; however, last time that these events had happened, they were in a much greater scale than this upcoming one. They were also much more, well prepared & with an advanced notice of definitly more than one week or so! But then look what happened last time! Please observe:
CIA Cinderella's Millions, & 1001 Persian Prince Charmings!
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/politics/CI ... /index.htm
Last time it was in the middle of 2003 & we all know what happened!
Once a blue moon, CIA & State Department sets out a budget for so called Iranian Opposition Groups. They seek, the type of opposition that are:
a) Effective & with backing inside & outside Iran
b) Friendly to US Foreign Policy
The funny thing is that, the substantial opposition groups with backbone, do not even attend these meetings! Only a small fraction of the decent groups attend these meetings & they only do it, out of the good of their hearts & the wishful thinking of their minds, that maybe & just maybe, this time it will be different & maybe this time something will be accomplished!
Basically, there are 3 groups attending these meetings:
Group A: The Majority
Majority of groups who send a representative to these meetings, are Little Nobodies, choosing a rep & sending him there as a Show Dog to represent them. This rep, must wag his/her tale, jump ropes, jump hoops, roll over, bend over, & walk the walk round the circle of the "Dog Show" in LA or DC, & generaly put up a good show, to make a good impression on CIA & State Department, so in the future, there will be a possibility that a slight flow of funds will be flown in their directions. Even if there will be no funds, then @ least CIA Cinderella will throw a Doggy Bone or Two @ their directions! Groups belonging in this category, are:
Up-position Groups
* Garage Based & Operated Sattelite Television Owners
* 24 Hour greedy Radio Owners
* TV Talk Show Hosts who buy & sell used cars from auctions, part time
* Radio Talk Show Hosts who are fixer-uper of run down houses, part time
* Political website owners who are homeless
* News Net Media website owners who believe they are journalists
* Opium Addict political characters who reside @ the beach or homeless shelters
* Short Wave Radio Hosts who reside @ Kaboby or Cabaret, depending on the amount of change in their pockets
* Tofeylis, presently on unemployment, welfare, disability or all three
* Other Types O Bums hanging in Westwood or Willshire @ Haji's place, wasting time & eating Persian Ice Cream while chilling!
Group B: Minority
This group which makes up the fabrics of the minority of groups going to these meetings, are basically going there to bash one another. They seek an opportunity to even up the old scores & get back to & return the favors to ones whom they hate. Any unsolved issues from the past will be solved in these gatherings! This is the perfect time to settle old scores, so they go to these meetings, the perfect place to revenge!
Group C: The Few
This group is basically a hand full of folks who attend as reps or leaders or characters who sincerely go to these meetings in the hope of actually accomplishing something. They go with a heart full of hope & they return with a eye full of tears! They come back home very dissapointed. But they always keep on going to these meetings, even though they know that its all bull shiite!
So basically these meetings are in fact "Dog Shows"! Each Klan or Wanna Be Klan or One Man Band, sends their Dogs out to the show!
- Some dogs are there, peddling their asses for CIA Cinderella in hopes of some dough or a Bone!
- Some dogs are there strictly for Dog Fights to rip each other apart!
- Some dogs are there for both! They rip the other dogs apart, to show off for CIA Cinderella as the Top Dog to get a few more Doggy Bones!
- And in this Dog eat Dog Show, there are also a very few wishful folks attending to get a closure on Iran's case!
- Big Brother also sends a rep to keep records! But boy, I am telling ya, its a Dog eat Dog Show alright!
Now to answer yous:
No, I am not attending these meetings & I will not attend them in the near future!
No, I know better, what's the "Deal" with these meetings, I been around the block!
Yes, we always manage to find out the details of events (behind closed doors) which will take place in these meetings, because there are always either some of our members, affiliates or friends will attend these episodes & they inform us of the whole Shebang of The Doggy Show!
Now, for those naive, wishful comrades who still keep an open eye on these LA or DC Episodes, I got some questions:
Questions
I. We (IPC) spent 5 years trying to unite this Arrogant, selfish Up-position Leaders & feeders, yet failed. What makes you think that with a few weeks notice, a number of garage based Eye-Rainian TV Operators & other Bozos can do in a few weeks what we couldn't do in few years?!
II. How come the same TV Operators & Media Homeless whom just a few months ago kept silence (Khafe Khan) to our Call to Unite & Help, now all of a sudden rushes the front line as the leaders of the Resistance?!
III. How come all these folks who kept a Death Silence in respond to our Call of draft for the "Creation of The Iranian Resistance Army Corp", all of a sudden jump over each others shoulders to get to LA for this event?!
Creation of The Iranian Resistance Army Corp
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/club/viewtopic.php?t=92
Yes folks,
Usually,
Money Talks, Bull Shiite Walks
But in this case,
Doers Walks, Bull Shiite Talks!
My Suggested Answers to above questions:
Answers
I. This event as the last one, is a Hype with no intention whatsoever to save Iran! The only thing that this great Up-position will get unified on, is the issue of begging CIA Cinderella for some Dough or Doggy Bones!
II. These Great Up-position Leaders & Feeders would have answered loudly to our Call of Union, only & only, if we, the same as CIA Cinderella, would loosen the knot on the Money Bag & throw some Gold or Bones to all of them! We did not threw them some "Shitil", so they did not respond to our call! But now, their very sensitive doggy ears can hear & their very sensitive doggy nose can smell, the CIA Cinderella's Greens from miles away!
III. Sound of Money does miracles! Every homeless bum in Eye-Rainian Community is heading to LA, in hopes of a Shitil or a Doggy Bone! Simply because they heard on the news that Uncle Sam is gonna give some treats!
Heres the true announcement for yous anxious folks,
Announcement:
Hear Yee, Hear Yee,
The Great Bi-Annual Unification of Eye-Rainian Up-position in LA & DC!
Its that time of the year again! It has been a long time! Last time, the Uncle Sam made CIA Cinderella to loosen up the Doggy Bag's Knot in Summer of 2003! Been a long time indeed! These Good Persian Doggies have needs & desires! They have champaign taste & beer pocket! They always look up to the hands of Uncle Sam for a Boner! But sometimes Uncle Sam actually takes it out of his pants & gives them The Boner!
Once a blue moon, CIA Cinderella waves them Greens & all of these Persian Prince Charmings, run to LA, swim to LA, fly to LA, crawl to LA, push their wheel chairs to LA or DC, to candid themselves as the dancing partner for our beloved Cinderella! There are no shortage of Persian Prince Charmings in Exile! One day they are all having Diftry, Larengitus or Khonaq & they can't talk nor respond to our call for Unification of Opposition, & then one day, they sing like parrots, sweet talk like Casanova, read poetry like Khayyam, and certainly dance like Persian John Travoltra in Pulp Fiction! Why is that? Because they have seen the light, The shades of the "Green Light" in Los Angeles Direction!
This light comes on once a blue moon, sometimes in DC & sometimes in LA! Persian Up-position just lovese lovse loves this Green Light! The amazing Green Light indeed!
The Agenda
The Agenda & Schedule of The Doggy Show will go something like this:
And same as 2003, they talk & talk & talk. They show off, exaggerate, Khali Bandi, Qolov, create false news of imaginary revolts in Iran (in their programs & sites), Bull Shiite to CIA Cinderella, create amazing stories of their struggles for resistance out of their rectums, cut other doggies throats, bash each other, show off to Cinderella and finally they will release a document & combinely state that the results of this gathering was fabioulous & it has ended in great success. All of them will claim victory & head home to their village! At that point the whole Up-position becomes united for about lets see, hmmmmmmmm maybe 5 minutes!
As soon as they get back home, the rhetorics, bashing, gossip, trashing, back stabbing, head banging of one another starts! Great Iranian Up-position in action!
I would like to direct your attention to this one:
We are Living a Lie!
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/politics/li ... /index.htm
Yes my friends, been there, done that & I already know the whole routine! You can fool a young activist (Tudeye Javan) with these cockameimi stories but an Old Hound, veteran resistance fighter like Moi, does not bleed so easily! Skeptic indeed!
What has happened to Persians? Culture of Captivity has changed the Great Spirits of Persians! Please read in depth:
Domestication of Persians (Article)
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/politics/do ... /index.htm
Domestication of Persians (Cartoon)
"Easy, step by step Method!"
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/animation-g ... /index.htm
Yes folks,
Today's Iranians are nothing like Ancient Persians, nothing @ all! Degeneration of a Nation indeed!
But for your sakes, I hope this time I am wrong, & I will keep my fingers crossed! Best wishes to yous! I am sure we will all hear about it in the up & comming days!
More power to Resistance
Cheers
AX