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Baadaa baadaa Mobaarak Baadaa, ishaalaa..........
Don't let the picture in the profile fool you. Make Up & Special Effects do wonders! I am Koor, Kachal & little bit Aghab Mandeh!
Dear Iranian Men,
I am:
4 feet 6 inches
260 pounds
Bare Foot & Pregnat
4 children in the house & one on the way
little bit retarded
Hygiene problems
crooked teeth
Charcoal dark
some hair on the breasts
Hairy hands & legs
Big parrot nose
Balding in the middle of my head
Gigantic butt
smelly arm pits & privates
I am a High School Drop Out, so they wouldn't let me in the college!
I have no job, I am a private contractor!
My Hobbies are eating Ghormeh Sabzi, Pirashki, Greasy Kabob & Halim Badenjoon
My Athletic activities are eating lots of chelo morgh & loobia polo
My Intellectual activities are reading Iranian Tabloids while sitting in bathroom for hours
My favorite clothes are Gol Mangoli dahati dresses
My Make up consists of Hanna, sormeh & Band zani
My favorite movie is Gav
My favorite book is Olaq in the dark
My favorite Brain stimulating websites are Iranian.com, Jeegar.com, & Taktaz
My favorite intelligence challenging magazine is Javanan & Tehran
I drive a 1979 Pacer AMC, cannot find a specialist mechanic & parts!
I wear Flip Flops
I shower once a week
I'm growing a thin black mustache above my lips
Ohhhhhhhhhh wait wait a second, I almost forgot, I'm also blind in one eye!
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My Ideal man should be:
Driving at least an $80,000 Mercedes Benz
Have a mansion in Beverly Hills or San Diego
Have at least $1,000,000 cash in bank
Have a Villa in Saint Rope, France
Must have Ph.D, a factory, own business & stocks & bonds
Must be Tall, Dark & Handsome
Your mouth must smell like roses. I hate Piyazoo & Siroo mouths
No belly please. Must fit in Speedos for poolside
Not too hairy, keep it clean
Must buy me a Mercedes Benz SUV, because short girls like me must drive tall SUVs for our inferiority complexes!
Must buy me a diamond Ring at least 3 karats on platinum
Must buy me full Verssachi line of clothings, CoCo Channel Make Up & Britney Spears Perfumes
I want my own poodle doggie
Ohhhhhhhhh wait a second, I almost forgot, I want a coup Mercedes Benz to drive on the beach on weekends.
What else? Oh have I mentioned the Mercedes Benz must be next years model?
I want only men, who are interested in Virgin Teenage Iranian Cheshm o Goosh basteh Dahati girls from Iran, to call me!
I know I am not a virgin or a Teenager but last year I went to doctor & stiched it close & tight again. I don't know if its still closed & tight but the Doctor had Life Time Warranty on the job! I also had a Lipo suction last year!
Please send your sexy pictures, a love poem and qualifications to:
Khanoome Gol Baghali
San Diego Black Ghetto (Logan Heights)
Corner of Dirt Road & Dead End
Next to Shelter & Methodone Clinic
Cross Shahnaz Kooreh's Tent
SD, CA
No Hanky Panky, no dating, no going to movies. Restaurants is OK, only if Persian Restaurant, because I love Polo Chelo. I don't like dating, I want to go straight to marriage. I am a traditional Iranian girl!
Merci Bukoo
Boos Boos
Fatmeh (Fati) Kachal