Az Jan:
Dorud bar Rafiq-e Shafiq
Welcome back
Haji, how are you? Hope everything is going well. Qorban, ma kheyli be shoma eradat darim.
"Ya Ax,"
Joon?
"Remember I wrote something about a book by R Sinclair called adventure
in Persia ...? Well I learnt that his real name was Reginald Teague-Jones
& that he was a Brirtish, God bless their kind hearts, agent."
Is that the one with a Persian servant/driver which witnessed some Dahatis Donkey died, they buried the Donkey & then the Graveplace of the Donkey became Imamzadeh?
By the way, allow me to add:
Have you noticed, after 1979, there has been added so much more Imamzadeh in Iran? According to my research, eyewitness reports, friends coming & going to Iran, my contacts on IM & Video Netmeeting, etc. and I Shiite you not, the number of Shiite Shrines right now are a lot more than 1979! Why is that? You may ask! Aren't we having the same amount of Saints (Imams) since 1979, you may ask?! I shall answer, yes dear; however, IRI has been adding to the number of Saints since 1979!
Haji. I shiite you not, nor am I joking or humoring now, but they have been adding new Saints Male/female to the old saints & then building new Shrines (Imamzadeh) around Iran! For instance:
Remember how Shahrbanu, daughter of Yazdgird III who got chased, raped, force married & pursued by Hussein to the mountains, ran away from him & then she died out there in Ray? Remember how Shiite made a Saint out of this misfortunate woman & named her Saint Bibi Shahrbanu? Then they built Imamzadeh Bibi Shahrbanu & now its a great site attraction for pilgrimage? I mean, shukhi shukhi, this poor victim of Hussein became the Great Holy Wife of Imam Hussein (one of the thousand) & then she became a Martyr & a Saint & Imamzadeh & now her grave become a Shrine & Shiite goes there to pilgrim!
The same way, in today's Iran, they fabricated historical documents & found sons & daughters of the 11 Imams (not the 12th Imam, because he is still missing!), they located some cockamamie locations for their graves, built shrines around Iran. Sometimes the second cousins of each Imam also has an Imamzadeh now! I would not be surprised that some Dog of some Imam, also has an Imamzadeh now!
A Friend was swearing to me that a similar story, same as yours has happened but instead of the Donkey, they buried some Dog, built a Shrine & now its Imamzadeh!
Why do they do this? You know best! Every Imamzadeh means more mourners, more Shiite to pilgrim, give sadaqeh & donation & Nazr Money to buy cure for some disease that may have from Imam!
Religion is the best business! Business of selling salvation!
Let me tell you a story:
Last month, my friend & her mother were walking near a Shrine, a beggar, crippled young War Veteran was sitting on the sidewalk begging for money. Two Chadori women passed by, they did not pay a dime to this poor fellow but suddenly they went to the Shrine & posted a good number of money in "Imam's Box" located in the Shrine & protected by a Mullah! These Imam's Boxes are often located @ Mosques or Shrines for people to donate to Imam's Account!
So basically the two Chadori's did not give $ to crippled beggar but they gave $ to Imam, to buy health for themselves & their ill relatives! In a way, they did not give for charity's sake, but they gave for personal selfish reasons to buy & purchase health for themselves & their family from Holy Imam!
This is kind o like prayer & Khoms o Zakat money to buy your place in heavens! When my friend & her mother witnessed this, they went to them & her mother was so furious that she cussed these two chadori out!
She told them: You bloody bastards! You did not pay to a crippled young man, a war veteran but you paid to Imam?! Shame on you!
My friend, this is Iran, these are Iranians, this is Shiite Islam, this is Shiite & These are Religious people @ the best! Ultimate Selfishness! Even in their limited minds, they are trying to cover up their selfishness with charity! These are your people from your nation. This is today's Iran. Bon Appetite!
"U can see his picture & some info on him in Peter Hopkirk book, on secret
service ..., which talks about WW1 & how the germans tried to create a holy war by using Persians/turks/afgans to attack India."
Thanks for info. You always recommend good books.
"Some points from this new book:
-Brits/Germans/Russinas were all over Miran & did anything they damn liked."
The funny thing is that Older Iranians blame everything on the British! They never blame anything on their own stupidity, weaknesses, illiteracy & ignorance to allow British to use them! How come British or Americans cannot make regime changes in Germany or Japan?!
In the history of Iran, from Shah all the way down to his Generals all the way down to illiterate people of street, always blamed British & Americans & Russians & ...................... for their own stupidity, illiteracy, ignorance & weaknesses! Why the people of a country must be so superstitious & ignorant to allow foreign superpowers to use or abuse them?
The problem is not foreign powers, the problem are Bloody Iranians!
Everyone shifted the blame for 1979 to others! Shah, Generals, Pahlavis, Darbaris, Cabineis, Rejal, Aristocrats, Leftists, Jebheis, or any other dayus who was in charge or was opposition to the Imperial Regime..................... all & all blame the British & America! They blame Carter & CIA & mi6 &........
Pro Imperial Regime or Against Imperial Regime, majority of Iranians on either side, specifically the Older Generation of over 60 years old, they all make me sick to my stomach! They never want to take responsibility for their own actions!
Miranians, from Monarchist to Mojahed, from Hizbollah to Marxist, they all make me sick to my stomach! Sometimes I feel the same way that you were feeling for decades! Sometimes I tell myself, Frag Iran & Iranians, they are beyond help! But then again I made an oath, a blood oath to burning ashes of Aryamanesh to continue his path & to educate this lost tribe, this herd of Gav O Guspandan!
Sometimes, Iranians & everything related to them disgusts me! But then again, I tell myself, if I do not have a duty to Iran & Iranians, then the least, I have a duty to the Spirit of Dr. Bakhtiar or My God Father Amir Abbas Hoveyda to carry the torch. Otherwise they have died for nothing & they died in vain!
I guess, people like You & I & the rest of our comrades are "Victims of our own Circumstances"!
Yes my friend, I am a victim of my own principles & circumstances, or else, I would have kissed Iran & Iranians goodbye a long ago. Frag them all & their problems!
Unfortunately, there are still a few Persians left, & we are some of them & unlike Iranians, we have a duty to this lost tribe because we are Persians!
"-Persians sold themselves & were mostly on Opium & could not be trusted
& would sell their own mothers."
What do you have against Iranians? What have they done to you, except Fragging Iran & turn it to Miran & forcing you to Exile to live away & out of your home?! And whats wrong with that? Why don't you be more understanding towards the Needs of Gav O Gusaleh?!
"-Some Persians were bought to be part of a British armed-group on a
Dangerous mission. The British officer banned using fires coz it was to
dangerous & would give away their positions. But some no-bell persians
had to start fire for their Opium! "
What did you expect? Of course Taryak O Manqal O Vafur has priority to Logistics, Battle. or simply grabbing a gun to fight! Ask your Escapee Imperial Generals residing in the west or maybe Mr. Homayoun or Razmara or Doctor Shab-dool & Mohandes Bande-dool, & they shall all lecture you on benefits of Opium for the body!
Opium does a body good, what does a gun do for the body?!
Its in the Miranian Blood! Opium that is............, not Kos Keshi!
"-Another Brit agent was captured by Mirza Kuchek Khaan's group & was
kept captive. His captors would use Opium like there was no tomorrow.
One of the captors tried to become friendly with him & offered to help him
scape, so asked him for money to by food for the scape. But for a long
time nothing happened, then the captor asked for his watch as well, but he refused."
You see, Miranian is Miranian, shall they be Monarchist pro Qajar or Pahlavi, or shall they be Marxist pro Mirza Kuchik Khan or Kianuri! Political orientation is surface, but deep inside, the Foundation of Miranians are the same, Its All Shiite, Its All Rotten to the core.....................
"-Top afgan guy was getting 800K pounds at that time by the Brits so he
would be 'friendly'! "
There are only a very few people more Fragged Up than Miranians in the globe! One are Afghans! Afghans are more Muslim than Arabs! Afghans are what I call:
Hemar-Allah
Olaq-Qoli
aka
Donkey of Allah
Afghans by majority are a much inferior life forms than Miranians! How can it be?!!!!!!!!!
Sad but True!
"I hope u enjoyed eRection of the new pre-Z-dent more than I did, coz I
was so proud & happy that I went to toilet for a whole week. "
Avalandesh, eventhough, unfortunately, & due to certain bounds, I am Carrying the Banner of "Pure Persian Pride" & still struggle to raise the IQ of this lost Herd, stranger to their own culture, ............ yet I am an American Citizen & not the Citizen of that Shiite-Hole named Miran! Therefore, deal with your own New President yourself! Its your country & your president & your Ommat al Hemar! Exclude Us Americans from your problems! 70 million Thieves are living a beautiful harmonious lives together in peace! Let them live happily! Iranian community of Southern California is a small example of the Greater Iranian community, same Shiite!
"Az"
You mean AZ Khan?!
Mobasher ol Saltaneh:
Check it out,
Avalandesh, Ina vase Fati tonbun nemishe! Fekre nun bash ke kharboze abe!
Dovomandesh, thanks for all your contributions (books, articles, graphic art, etc.) to the future New IPC Website....................soon or late it will come out............ Dir o zud dareh, vali sukht o suz nadareh!
Sevomandesh, any chance you get, draw more graphics. You are one of the best graphic artists of today's Iran. Your complete collection of political art work will be exclusively published in the first monthly issue of up & coming IPC Website.
Chaharomandesh, I hope this last time you were away, you were not yet again in Mecca! You travel to Mecca so much that Saudis might grant you the title of "Haji ol Udama" (The Grand Pilgrim)!
Panjomandesh, Tehran Stock Market is going to crash! Everyone is selling! Businesses & private sector are turning assets to cash, stock to cash & getting the hell out! No one knows what Mr. Ahmadinejad will bring on for Omat! He is great on Nationalization so who knows, he maybe Nationalizes everything, even people's assets! Future is uncertain! What say you?
Shishomandesh, just checking, who loves who most? Do I loves you most or do you loves me most?!
Haftomandesh, any idears on future of Iraq & Afghanistan? Neo Democracies of the region?!
Hashtomandesh, any other new interesting books?
Nohomandesh, a group of Miranian Doctors are throwing a Seminar in SD on "Who are Iranians"?! They are making a lots of noise & putting a lots of adds for folks to come to my town, pay 100 bucks or 125 bucks a pop to listen to these bozos or bimbos making Notoq on Who are Iranians for days! These Doctors will yak yakitty yak for a week to tell people who are Miranians! And they are basically advertising for their own businesses & expect people to pay too! Anjomane Mehregan, one of the few Bull Shiite organizations of San Diego is hosting this episode to drag a number of Miranians to the Seminar to find out who they are! So basically bunch of Taryaki & Araq Khor are going to talk for days to a bunch of Kos Khol who paid 100 dollars a pop..................... to figure out who they are!
Why don't they save the 100 bucks & I tell them for free on who Miranians are?
Here you go:
Who are Miranians?
Miranians are basically a group of Gav O Gusaleh O Guspand O Olaq Species whom grabbed an axe & cut their own roots on 1979 & brought up The KIR (Khomeini's Islamic Republic) to power. Miranians were too envious or ignorant to aid Dr. Bakhtiar to "Reform" the Corrupt, yet The "Reformable Imperial Regime" & turn it to a Democracy; however, now some of them, calling themselves Reformists & wanting to reform the "Un-reformable Islamist Regime!" Miranians are incapable to remove the KIR from power, because they Hate each other more than they hate the KIR. Therefore, Miranians have no choice but to swallow the KIR for a long while! Presently Miranians have no choice but to Be Skull Fragged by KIR!
Amen!
Anjomane Mehregan can stop advertising in TVs & Iranian.com & Magazines.
Miranians can also save their money to pay these doctors to tell them who they are!
I solved the problem & told them for free!
What say you?
Dahomandesh, be qol-e Iraj, Mokhlesam o kuchikam o chakeram o divaneh..... yahaha yahaha yahaha haaaaaaaaaaa (Chah Chah mizanam)!
Yazdahomandesh, Someone in SD asked me: Do you know why some Iranian Torshideh Dokhtars go to these Symposiums?
I told him: To find husbands!
Otherwise, no sane Iranian would pay 100 bucks to go listen to Bull shiite of these Doctors preaching Kos O She'r for a week! They only go there because they assume some rich "Moteshakhes" single men will be there!
Davazdahomandesh, in the future, I will write an article on:
Older Iranian Parents, Masters of Guilt Trip!
(The World Owes Them Something!)
Older Iranian Parents, 65 & over, hi expectations, sensitive, attention seekers, ultra selfish, ultra proud, masters of guilt trip!
You know what I mean, don't you?
Sizdahomandesh, 13 is a Jinx number! The ligament which connects my left leg to my body, is aching due to over gardening & over over weight lifting; therefore, my left Ball (Imam Hussein) & the vicinity hurts! I am walking left left, thats why some beginning to think I am a Liftist!
My post to you went way too long. I have been writing & typing for so long that the pain in my left Testicle (Imam Hussein) have been agitated! So you see, sitting & typing is directly related to Khaye!
There is a direct relation between folks' left Ball & Typing!
Does this mean there is also a direct relation between Guz va Shaqiqeh?
Don't laugh, I am talking purely scientific!
Got to go take a hot bath or Jacuzzi & then lie down a while before I get major Ball Issues! Damn, I believe due to me bad mouthing & humoring these folks, they have "Bad Eyed" Imam Hussein! Cheshm Zadand!
I don't know who Bad Eyed Imam Hussein, it could be:
RP (Don Chixote)
Homayoun (Sancho Panza)
or Fouladvand, Varjavand (Jebhe Meli), Shomali (Hezbe Tudeh), Rajavi, or maybe Pirouznia?! How about Jahanshah Javid of Iranian.com? He got them beady eyes & he is also as tall as up to my left testicle?! Ain't it amazing that so many enemies or people hate me with passion?! I finger so many people, one of them or more, must have had tele kinetic powers & Bad Eyed my left testicle!
Hey wait a second, I see some midget's head right under my left testicle!!!!!! Is that Pirouznia? Dang, maybe he Bad Eyed Imam Hussein! What do you think?
Any how,
Nice chatting with you Haji. Jigareto bokhoram. You are a great scholar & solid friend.
Got to go jump in Jacuzzi, I am full of pain killers & pain!
By the way, I will not forget that image of Snow Dick which you sent me for future usage! Shame on you! With friends like you who needs enemies?!
PS:
If you don't hear from me again, it means either:
a) The severe Testicular Pain does not allow me to type anymore!
b) Heboz got me!
C) Some Miranian Big Shot Up_Position whom I Fragged with, Bad Eyed Haji Kuchikeh & now I am in dual pain from Imam Hussein & Haji Kuchike both!
Poem of the day:
Saqi-ya dastam be tonbanat,
Biya Tokhmam begir!
OK enough typing this love letter Tumar, before I become impotent due to testicular problem & Ball-ache!
Nefrin Name!
Let me Nefrin & mirror the Bad Eye: I hope the one who Bad Eyed Imam Hussein, gets blinded in his Left Eye! Tomorrow, you will see one of the Iranian Up_Position Leaders will wear an eye patch over his left eye! He will be the SOB who Bad Eyed Imam Hussein (Killer, Riot)!
Make sure that you will Jeez him with Javalduz for me, will ya?
Now I am really in pain & full of pain killers! I am going to sit in Jacuzzi for half an hour!
Adios Amigo
sign,
Your Family Doctor