Club Members Unveiled (New Conspiracy Theory: alpha)
Conspiracy Exposed
IPC Club Members Exposed
Blonde Bombshell is in the club
Peter Psycho Khan
Where is Peter? Did he die and went to Turkmen Heaven? I missed Peter. He is my favorite Turkmen Gay boy wanna be Iranian. Peter is so gay that Right Said Fred (2 Gay Bald Guys Band) hired him to shave his head and enter the band as the third bald gay boy, so they can sing in harmoney:
I'm too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my car, too sexy it hurts ........
I'm too sexy for Boy George, too sexy for George Michaels, too sexy for Gay Joe, it hurts........
Peter lost 50 pounds & his dad gave him a new gold coin for his coin collection. Peter, did you make that web site yourself or hired a professional web designer to make it for you? Hee hee hee.......
Peter is so gay that Cojo, Richard Simmons and Marilyn Manson excluded him from their gay club, not to steal their boy friends!
Peter's past lovers were Marshal Tito, Saddam Hussein and Chaoshesco of Romania!
Saddam Sodomized Peter and Peter thought that was Saddam's way of pining medals on heroes! Mullah Omar of Taliban used to fondel with Peter, deflower him and then throw him some gold coins. Peter collected those coins for years, and opend a coin shop in Rhode Island! Mullah Omar still comes to visit sometimes! Mullah Omar was hiding in Peter's coin shop for a month, they went to Boston for Honeymoon, thats why Americans couldn't find Mullah Omar, because Mullah Omar, Peter and Senator Kennedy were camping out in a King Size Bed in a chattou in Boston for a month, until everything calmed down, quieted down and slowed down! Hee hee hee BB O BB you wise Goddess.
Peter still keeps pictures of his x lovers on the wall of coin shop. There are pictures of Saddam, Marshal Tito, Mullah Omar, Bin Laden and a Dick. Wait a sec, thats not a Dick! Thats latest picture of Arafat in grave! It just looks like a Dick!
Peter a follower of Marshal Tito. He is a Titiost or Titoist. It called Titoist but Peter is illiterate & calls himself a Titiost. Or maybe Peter grown Tits and thats why he calls himself a Titiost! Peter has Tities, Peter has Tities. Oh I will tell......... Hee Hee BB O BB
Maybe Peter is turning to a Shemale, what do you guys think?
Boston globe writes:
Peter Doodool Khan, Saddam's ex Sheboy, Peter Doodool Khan, Tito's ex Titi boy, now in providence, for one night only at Providence theatre in the fabulous show of lights & glamour...........
Peter plays Elton John, Peter as Elton John, The Gay Master of Celebrations.
A New Show, "The Pink Brick Road".
Gay Times in New England
Its Modern times and Modern Days, Its Anti War Ralleys, Anti Imperialist Ralleys in New England.
Its Titiost, Anarchist, Fascist times in New England.
(Peter enters the scene in black high hills, swastika arm band, and black strap ons)
Starring Peter as Elton John
Michael Jackson as Lion
George Michael as Tin Man
Cujo as Scarecrow
Rosey O'donnel as Alice
Funds from sales of this show goes to Gay/Lesbian Foundation of Rhode Island and New England Gay Union. Gay Palestinian, Gay Anarchists, Gay Democrat Senators and General Tito's spirit support the show.
Peter, get a profile picture so people can see your face. Naaaaaaaaaaaaaa stop it stop it, you might scare them away! Peter you are so fat that when you sat around Rhode Island, you covered the whole state! Get a picture on your profile, I missed your mut. Peter, bark like a dog, say woof woof, drool for me Peter, drool like a dog. I am your Goddess. You worship me you dog.
Lori The Has Been Queen
Lori oh Lori oh Lori oh Lori dear old lori old girl, so you wanna be a rock Star, porn star, sexy girl, center of attention? Why didnt you tell me so? Just ask BB and BB will turn the pumpkin witch to cinderela. I could make you an overnight hit, famous, sexy, beautiful and happy. Ask BB for advise, she can make you a star like BB. How are you old girl? Still kicking it? Are you in the nursing home now? Do you dance club a GoGo for Senior Citizens? Whose the worst web designer, you or Peter Doodool Khan? Call me for advise girl.
Conspiracies of The Day
Who is this Catayoun Razmjou? Is she the new Club Groupie? Where did she come from? What happened to Cat? Where is Cat?
Let me give you my two bits:
CR
Cat can never leave IPC. Cat is Catayoun Razmjou. Cat, Catayoun, get it? Its her new disguise. Cat is Catayoun Razmjou. Yesterday blonde, today brunette. She is a bad actress, I'm on to her.
Kaafer Girl
Whose this Kaafer girl? Kaafer Shamaafer bull shiite. Kaafer girl is Pantea. Pantea thinks people are stupid and she can fool them but not BB. BB sees through them. Pantea is Kaafer girl. Happy new identity Pantea. You can't fool BB.
A Username New Face
A Username my sweet Ass. Robert oh Robert you cannot con anyone. Robert is this new character A Username guy! But we know Sam Ghandchi is Robert. I exposed this fact, long long long time ago. So if "Sam Ghandchi" is "Robert" aka "LOP", then Sam Ghandchi is also this new character "A Username" guy. Sam Ghandchi, Robert, LOP, A Username, bla bla bla my sweet ass. BB sees through the cover ups and sharades. You can't fool BB.
Lib
Whose this new boy Liberator? Kia, Lib, Laboo or confused boy? How come he is a Saltanat Talab, pro RP, but he has that Gay man (Frood Dool-avand) emblem in his signature. That gay man Dool-avand the taryaki is a fake. He mocks RP. RP is a true Constitutional Monarchist. Anyone who is a REAL Monarchist is pro RP. Any critic of RP like Dool-avand are fakes, cons and there for oppurtunism, fame, power, money and fraud. Fuck Anjoman Padeshahi and Doctor Dool-avand, the gay Taryaki.
Hey Lib Boy, your confused arent you? Youre pro RP but you kiss Dool-avand's ass? Make up your mind boy? Dool-avand is disgrace to Saltanat Talabs and Nationalists of Iran. Why dont you let go of Dool-avand's shrivelled ass and recognize Reza Pahlavi II as legal inheritor of Crown and Throne of Iran? Any Monarchist whose not on RP side is not a Monarchist. Any Monarchist who kisses a fraud's ass (Dool-avand) is a fake. If you like both, then youre a confused boy and you need professonal HELP. Call my secretary for an appointment. I'm also The Psychiatrist of The Board. Get a clue boy? Go get a clue and a life. Then come back and talk to your Goddess BB. Your mouth still smellss like milk. RP is the only leader for Iranian Opposition and the only Shah. Javid Shah, Javid RP.
Who else? Bita, oh God, not Bita, the Communist Bimbo! She is still around? Bita, Communism has died in 80s, your stuck in time. Wake up and smell the coffee or Kaleh Pache! Bita, your a idiot, wanna be sexy fraud.................... Get a clue Bimbo. Asharaf Dehghani, Mashraf Dehghani............ who cares? Get a life, find a boyfriend you clueless girl. Get a clue girl!
Ghods, hee hee, I don't wanna go there, its twisted. I dont talk to Arabs, hee hee!
Q, oh boy, Rambo is still here? Rambo II, The Blood Oatmeal! Hee Hee............... you kill me boy.
Where is that Bimbo Liz or Queen Nefertari? Where is Atash? Where is James? Where is Fascist Jehu? Where are the old members of this club? Everyone died? Died and went to Hell? LOL
Satan
Ahreeman oh Ahreeman baby, you old perverted soul, still like little girls? Still in love with me? Still dream about me? You love me so much don't you? Face it, I'm your destiney & Goddess. Bow to your Goddess BB, kneel Ahreeman, worship BB. BB O BB, The Wise.
BB O BB, Wise BB, Beautiful BB, I'm on to you people. I see through you. LMAO
That was your first new conspiracy theory for your new club. Cospiracy alpha. I am the best Conspiracy Theorist in Iranian Politics.
SEE U Later Kids
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BB