The Final Solution!
Commentary
Folks:
If it is not one thing then it is another! As an Iranian American, we have been paying for the crimes of Islamic Republic of Iran since 1979 & for 27 + years! It seems like we are on the constant apology to Americans for the way IRI, Muslim & Mullahs have been behaving for the past 27 years!
We have to constantly prepare ourselves to explain, apologize & debate the Americans to clarify that we are not pro IRI, & actually we are against IRI.
Every once a while, something happens & once more we have to inform every American that majority of Iranian Americans are Anti IRI, Anti Terrorism & even Anti Islam!
Every few bloody month, we have to scream from top of our lungs that:
We are not Arabs
We are not Muslim
We are not Terrorists
We are not Sleeper Cells
We are not Pro IRI
We are Aryans
We are Americans
For 27 bloody years, this episode has been going on! First it was hostages, then Khomeini's rhetorics, next came Anti American propaganda of IRI, then came Anti American slogans & rallies, Then "Marg Bar Amrika" & "Death to Great Satan" episodes, then IRI funding all Islamist Terrorist Organizations, then Nuclear stories, then came ........
We kept on explaining & apologizing; we kept on separating ourselves from these people! We kept on insisting that Iranian Americans are civilized people & totally a different story than those Barbarians in Tehran who rule Iran!
We kept on preaching about AIOG (Arabo_Islamic Occupational Government) & we insisted that the Iranian Regime is not even Iranian, but they are Arabo_Muslim! On & on, we preached that Iranian Americans are civilized, but then all of a sudden now, something like this occurs!
An Iranian Grad Student in USA pulls a crap like this!
Now, what kind of excuse should we hand the Americans?
This bozo is not an IRI Terrorist! This bozo is a homegrown moron, a wanna be Terrorist! This bozo does not even have enough balls to do a drive by or a suicide bombing! This bozo is a wanna be terrorist, a piss ant who runs people over with his suburban SUV which his Muslim Daddy gave him for his 21st birthday!
This bozo, sympathizes with Arabo_Muslim rather than his own people (Iranians) which have been under the occupation of Arabo_Muslim for 27 years! This bozo is so lost that he thinks he is an Arabo_Muslim! He studies psychology, lives in suburbs & runs people down with his large SUV bought by daddy Abdol Kos Khar Neh!
Shame of it all!
Folks,
I am trying very hard to be civil, to control myself, to be politically correct, to love my fellow Iranians, to forgive & forget, to act civilized, to.............
But for how long can I keep this up? For how long must I apologize for Iranians' bad behavior? For how many decades must we explain & re-explain about Iran & Iranians? For how many years, must we play the good Muslim & Bad Muslim game? The Moderate & Fundamentalist Muslim game? For how many years must we put Shiite on Shingle? For how long must we cover up the Shiite? For how long must we hide the Shiite inside a golden pot (like Alahazrat)?!
And isn't it true that after all, we will have a golden pot full o Shiite, yet covered with a golden lead?!
Folks, I am sick & tired of explanations, cover ups, putting Shiite on shingle, Maleh Zani, embarrassments, justifications, bad remarks made by Westerners about Iran & Iranians, bla bla bla ...............
It has been 27 years of IRI garbage, causing trouble & uncivilized behavior.
It has been 27 years of apology, explanations, justifications, and civilized behavior from us!
Well, you know what?
I am sick & tired! I am sick & tired to my stomach! I am sick & tired of Islam, Muslim, Islamic Republic, Mullahs, Shiite, Sunni, Darvish, Sufi, Ali Allahi, Fundamentalist Muslim, Moderate Muslim, Reformist Muslim, Anything Islamic, Anything Arabo_Islamic, Quran, Hadith, Clerics, & any bozo who is lost from his own rich Persian culture & claiming to be a Muslim!
I live in America because Muslim, Islam & Shiite took over my country & kicked me out of my home! Now I have to apologize to the civilized world for what the Muslim, Islam & Shiite are doing to the world! Is this an irony or what?!
It seems like I end up being the Two Headed Shiite Stick!
Muslim kicked me out of my home & Iran, now I am apologizing on their behalf to westerners!
(Kun bedeh, kolah bedeh, do qaz o nim bala bedeh!)
Would you please tell me for how long must I keep silence, keep calm & live & let live?
What pisses me off the most, are Iranian Muslim living in the west & preaching about "True Islam", "Interpretations of Islam", "Misunderstandings of Islam", "Moderate Islam" & "Secular Islam"!
Folks, believe me, please believe me, when I say, for 27 years, I have been trying hard to calm down, keep it civil, live & let live!
How I feel inside is an Atomic Bomb exploding inside of my heart & soul!
How I behave outside is putting on a civil face to respect Iranian Muslim!
How long must I play this charade? How long must these people remain ignorant?
How long must we pay for ignorance of these people who simply do not get it:
A Secular Islam, An Islamic Democracy, A Moderate Islam are all myths!
When will they decide between:
Iran or Islam?
You figure, Islam has destroyed Iran in two sepatrate occasions, once in 651 AD & once in 1979 AD! But will Iranian Muslim ever get a clue?!
How do I feel & How do I act are two different episodes!
How Do I Feel?
While in USA:
To gather the boys & commit mass bombings of a number of Islamic Mosques, Foundations & Institutes with a great number of Muslim in them! I want to hear excruciating painful screams of Pious Muslim burning alive! I want an Islamic Horror, never ending screams to sooths my soul!
While in Iran (Once we overthrow Islamic Republic):
To commit The "Final Solution" & to do exactly what Hitler done to the Jews, yet I want to do it to Muslim! But instead of mass elimination of 6 million, I want to do a number on 12 million! Let's do double or nothing! I want mass genocide! I want rivers of blood, I want hills of decapitated heads, I want towers of headless bodies! I want to level Holy City of Qom! I want to level all Shiite Shrines & Holy sites! Maybe all this blood would calm me down!
I want to destroy everything & build a new!
How Do I Act?
Calm & smooth, sound & sane! Everyday, I tell myself:
Down Ahreeman, Down Satan! Control yourself. Do not send the boys to ransack mosques, do not send the boys to destroy or burn the mosques to the ground, do not send the boys to bring over a few young Muslim boys, down to "Ahreeman's House of Pleasureful Pains" to torture, while trying to capture the perfect sound of "Allah O Akbar" by cracking their young skulls!
Calm down Ahreeman, behave Ahreeman, Down Ahreeman, Down Ahreeman ....................
Live and let live, put on a smile, communicate with Muslim, Iranian Muslim, Opposition Muslim, & remain civil. Put on the happy face & pretend everything is Honkey Dorey!
There is a Volcano inside of me which is only held calm & controlled, cold on surface, via politics!
This volcano is not inactive, this volcano is very active! I keep the surface cold, I maintain a civil face, I remain cool & calm! But there is a Burning Volcano, exploding inside of me!
For how long must I keep the surface of this volcano cold & under control?
Cause once this volcano explodes, I am afraid that Ahreeman might not distinguish between:
Khamenei, Rafsanjani, Ahmadinejad, Maryam Rajavi or Reza Pahlavi!
"A Muslim is a Muslim, & The Only Good Muslim is a ......... Muslim!"
Shhhhhhhhhh Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh Shoosh, calm Ahreeman, calm Ahreeman, calm down..........
Relax, take a breath, a deep breath, maintain yourself. Do not inflict bodily injury to Muslim!
Even after we return to Iran, do not commit genocide! Calm down, calm Ahreeman..........
Just hand Muslim to Camran Mirza, do not harm them, let Camran have them............
He has good use for them, nothing violent! Nothing inhuman! No Genocide!
Don't feed the Muslim to Persian Gulf Sharks!
Camran has a better idea!
It's all about Caspian Sea, Kavir Deserts & building a Canal!
Just leave it to Camran & Back off.
Calm down Ahreeman, Calm down Ahreeman, quench your never ending thirst for blood, with a chilled tall glass of Cranberry Juice!
Gulp gulp gulp............
Now don't you feel better?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yesssssss!
I am in control.
Islam is religion of peace & Moderate Muslim are decent people. Radical Islam is the problem & a slim minority of fundamentalists causes all the problem. Almost the total number of 1 Billion global Muslim are all nice people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am in control.
Amen!
Sign,
Gorg Ali dar Qorbat
Gorg Ali, The Exiled Wolf