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Postby whatmeworry? » Fri May 19, 2006 8:48 pm

Wow, I never intended to ruffle all of these feathers! It seems that no one even read my first post...Anyhow, while I appreciate the banter with Amir (you are what you eat) I don't want this to be a forum for insults. Just to clarify, I posted a quote to reflect on the idea of patriotism... Yet what has happened is that I have been dragged into discussions with the lowest common denominator of degenerates this site has to offer. For that, I apologize to all the other members... and to Mrs. X. Yes, I have license to to call him that because after all I actually consider him a friend. (even though I was late to his wedding, sorry big guy, I'll be there for the next one) I never even mentioned him in any of my posts... So, now things can go back to the way they were... Amir can go back to his Star Trek action figures and his weekly dress up conventions.(love the horns) And BB, you bore me, if you weren't such a fat hairy sow I'd let my dog have his way with you... but I'm not that cruel.
(p.s. feminization should not be degrading)
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Postby Liberator » Sat May 20, 2006 11:45 am

whatmeworry? wrote:

After a long conversation with A, I am hereby retracting the title of my first post. He will no longer be known as Mrs. X but I will fondly refer to him by an acronym only he and I know HK. I apologize to all those that I offended with this title. I want to make it clear I was not trying to be offensive or degrading. Long live HK, Long live HK!



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There is no need to create a new thread for the above announcement that you had made. I've put it in here where it belongs.

Do not take up IPC space with such announcements/messages in the future.



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Postby Amir » Sat May 20, 2006 4:08 pm

Wow, I never intended to ruffle all of these feathers!


Worrywart, no feathers were ruffled. The only thing you did was to make people show you their sharp teeth. Perhaps the shit-hole you crawled out of is full of birds, chicks, and feathers (which explains why you showed up here already tarred and feathered), but in here you’ll find only teeth and claws. If you’re nice to the felines that dwell in this den, then they might just retract those claws long enough for you to take a shit on yourself. Misbehave, and the claws swing right back out.

I don't want this to be a forum for insults


You show up here and the first thing out of your pitiful mouth is an insult. Now that you get some back, you backpedal and plead “no insults please.â€
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Postby whatmeworry? » Sat May 20, 2006 5:53 pm

Amir,
Obviously the community colleges in California are doing an unbelievable job educating the young minds of tomorrow. I will concede that I was lured in to this discussion against my better judgement. However, I don't know where or how you concluded that I was in any way liberal... The source of this discussion was supposed to be Mr. Stevenson's quote... to be interpreted as each reader wished. Remember that Mr. Stevenson was actually one of the guys that neo-cons like Reagan, Rumsfeld, and Rove look up to. (Reagan actually dedicated a book to him) Anyhow, I know that you are foaming at the mouth, angry at the arrogance that you've conceived me to have. I never intended to hurt your feelings, unlike you, time and experiences have made me immune to emotional extremes. I envy your passion but assure you that you've been blinded by the adrenaline. I think that your energies would be better used in something more productive than what I label a post.
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Postby Atusa Qajar » Sat May 20, 2006 6:17 pm

WMW (whatmeworry):

"Amir can go back to his Star Trek action figures and his weekly dress up conventions.(love the horns)"


If you are referring to horns as the two of the four decorative thread bunches on the up sides of Amir's avatar, then you must understand that those are not horns & Amir's avatar is not a Star Trek figure!

Those are two of the four diagonal decorations and Amir's Avatar is Derafsh-e Kaviyan-i but then I believe you would not have a clue about what is that, do you?

Let me ask you a question,

What was the point of all this childish destructive distractive commotion which you have sparkled in IPC? What have you gained by coming here, insulting everyone from the founder to moderator to members, engaging in a lampooned sarcastic verbal remarks with everybody, posting some shallow scrabbles and now apologizing?

If you are truly sorry, then revise your topic of <Mrs X.> which is wrongly written and it should be <Mrs. X>, not to HK (Haji Koochikeh) but to <Dr. X>. When you trash Ahreeman as a Hezbo or a Muslim, that is normal. Every month Ahreeman receives many Death Threats in mail, but if you are apologizing and want to restart fresh to discuss matters with us, then stop your Zig-Zag of twist and fold, amateur behavior, silly remarks and show your sincerity.

Do you seek to become another illiterate clown in here or you seek closure to your shenanigans?

Do you believe, we have created IPC for this type of shenanigans? Do you believe we have nothing better to do but to engage in these kinds of trades of cheap shots and childish games? You must think you are real funny!

I want to know what have you gained?

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Postby whatmeworry? » Sat May 20, 2006 7:59 pm

I see this has been difficult for you to understand so here it goes...

I did not make fun of the Dr. man,
I didn't do it Sam I am.
I didn't do it in the post,
I didn't do it, not even a roast.

Better?

As for your knock of my grammer sweetheart, no period if last letter is final letter of word: Mr Rev. Dr Lieut. Lt Lat. ;-)
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Postby Amir » Sat May 20, 2006 11:49 pm

I will concede that I was lured in to this discussion against my better judgement.


-What judgement? So far you have demonstrated none.
-What discussion? Don’t you get it, silly Worrywart? There was never a discussion here. Your bullshit “patriotismâ€
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Postby Emam Kooni » Mon May 22, 2006 9:11 am

Atusa Qajar wrote:WMW (whatmeworry):

"Amir can go back to his Star Trek action figures and his weekly dress up conventions.(love the horns)"

My good fellow ‘whatmeworry’ is by far the finest Iranian scholar on this forum, second to Atusa and Emam, who had the audacity to Clive X’s nads, question Amir’s Star-track Horn’s, and exorcise off the spells of Ball Busting, Spell Checking, Inquisitor Generals of IPC, including procto-psychologist BB.

Wondering if this does justice:
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Serious Questions:
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Does one hang this “Derafsh-e Kaviyan-Iâ€
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Postby Amir » Wed May 24, 2006 6:05 pm

BK, I see you found a new friend in this sea of hostility called IPC. Are you and Worrywart holding hands right now, and off for a moonlit stroll by the beach? They say “Del be del rah dare.â€
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Postby whatmeworry? » Wed May 24, 2006 10:58 pm

My Dearest Amir,
I'm sorry I didn't write back sooner but I've been busy in the "real world". I know, its a shame I can't keep up with your Friday night epiphanies but you'll understand one day when you're all grown up and you make the move from mommy and daddy's house to a place of your own. Anyhow, I read your ever so eloquent response to my last post and am a little upset at myself... I thought that the subject was already put to rest but apparently I didn't do a good job making it clear. So here it goes in as simple words as I can. (I can also refer you to an online English to Turkish translator should you want further clarification)

1. Dr. X is NOT a Woman. I'll accept your first hand account that he DOES HAVE A PENIS.

2. I did not intend to hurt feelings; I feel that my reference to Star Trek was a little below the belt. I don't know for sure that you have horns with your costume.

3. I apologize for not respecting your wish to be called Kir. For the sake of out non-Farsi speakers,... Amir likes to be called a cock. Since that moniker is a bit generic, by the powers vested in me by your God Allah, I declare you to be a Huge Cock! (Better?)
3. The great Kooni and I have never met but should he wish to take a walk with me on the beach I would be happy to oblige. I know your sister will be happy to have the harmless Kooni join us on our excursions.

So, now that the subject has been put to rest, I can sleep comfortably at night without any guilt.

I only have one suggestion... a little constructive criticism if you will, if you must write something... get to the point... your run-ons and excruciating metaphors may put some people to sleep... but not me of course.

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Postby Amir » Thu May 25, 2006 9:50 am

Worrywart, I see you like rhymes. But you are being modest, only posting that Dr Seuss babble. You are capable of so much more; I know it.

As usual, I was making my daily rounds on the Worrywart rectum this morning. It’s very cluttered in there, which explains why I missed it before. Low and behold, I found the Worrywart secret diaries. I took the liberty of browsing through them. After all, your ass is my personal property, and anything found within that ass is also my personal property by law.

Anyway, I found this poem you recently wrote. I was touched, and wished to share it with the world, even though you only wrote it because Dr Phil told you to use your diary as an outlet for your frustration.

Here it is:


I picked a stupid name, whatmeworry?
Though I try to act cool
Deep inside I’m a fool
My life’s a sad, pathetic story

Out of a shit hole I crawled out
I arrived, tarred and feathered
I can’t speak of the abuse I have weathered
But abuse is something I just can’t do without

I mock that which I can’t comprehend
I’m a dog with a bark, but no bite
I get slapped like a bitch when I fight
Now my bleeding ass I must tend

I met this guy named Amir
Everything that I do, and everything that I say
He shoves up my ass, 'cause I’m gay
I’m always pursued and tormented by his Kir

Oh where, oh where can I hide?
Shall I return to my shit hole, my home?
It’s most unwise, at IPC for me to roam
If I stay here, for sure my ass they will ride

Daddy, daddy, please make them stop
I apologized, ate shit, and repented
To such ass-whooping I never consented
My ass is now fizzling: pop, pop, pop

Mommy, mommy, I curse the day I was born
I have blood dripping out of my ass
I can’t sit, take a shit, or pass gas
Now my name, my words, and my butt are all torn




From the journals of Worrywart…to be continued…
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Postby Emam Kooni » Thu May 25, 2006 10:07 am

Hi my love Amir,
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[quote="Amir"] BK, I see you found a new friend in this sea of hostility called IPC. Are you and Worrywart holding hands right now, and off for a moonlit stroll by the beach? They say [color=red]“Del be del rah dare.â€
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Postby Shahrzad BB » Thu May 25, 2006 3:18 pm

Warning: Possible Pedophilia in Progress!

From Dr. BB's File Cabinet:

The Bache Kooni File
Highly Confidential

(Take only a little peak!)

Bache Kooni is a complicated case! Bache Kooni is an under age girl named Sue (trace all her anime to her web space link and you will see the name of her site is Sue). BK is a girl named Sue who is under the assumption that she is a Gay boy! Clinically speaking, BK is a Masculine girl (Tom Boy) who believes she is a Gay boy who wants to have a Gay relationship with a mature man! She was born AC/DC (Shemale), a masculine female, but as she grew older, she took the identity of a male boy. She dresses up as a boy, boyish haircut, and looks like a Butch Dyke! She is a He/She, a Bi Gender product of an in between body chemistry, half way between male and female. In short:

BK is a Masculine Lesbian girl who acts as a Feminine Gay Boy!

Observations and Recommendations

Hormone shots are needed to either turn her to a male or a female. If that doesn't work, the alternative would be a sex operation. BK is in desperate need of a sexual identity. BK is drowned in the Bi Gender world where she is floating as many part time identities:

Male, Female, Trans gender, neuter, hermaphrodite, Multi Gender, ......... endless roles

Let's together, take a ride in The BK World!

BK has a wide range of attractions to:

Princess Noor (Reza Pahlavi's Older Daughter), Atusa Qajar, Amir, Ahreeman and especially Liberator.

BK admires Liberator and has an infatuation virtual love affair with him. Read between her lines and we will comprehend her deep love for Lib. BK's love for Lib is not a normal love of a girl to a man, but BK loves Lib as a Gay Boy who is infatuated with a man! In twisted dark world of BK, she becomes Lib's Gay Boy Lover! BK idolizes Lib as her hero.

Remember these wonderful words:

"Liberator is so righteous!" (BK)

Clinically put, BK is a Butch Dyke, Tom Boy, teenage girl who acts out her fantasies and leads a life of a Gay Boy. To be precise, BK is a "Pre Operational Transsexual Transvestite Shemale."

BK Fantasies

In BK world, genders are yesterday's news and a "Has Been" word. In BK world, everyone is a HeShe!

Atusa Qajar (Mother/Lover Figure)
Atusa Fantasies
That's why BK calls Atusa a "He" and has a crush on Atusa's imaginary daughter! BK adores Atusa but BK loves Atusa as a He. BK sees Atusa as a Male Lesbian and wants to be her bitch! Then BK also needs to consort with Atusa's imaginary daughter and have a lesbian relationship with a girl her age!

Ahreeman (Father/Lover Figure)
BK has two fantasies for Ahreeman!
- BK sees Ahreeman as an older man who can ravage her off her toes! In this condition, BK becomes a little boy!

-BK also sees Ahreeman as a "She", an older woman, and has a Lesbian crush on her! In this condition, BK becomes a little girl!

Lib (Idol/Boyfriend Figure)
Lib Love!
Lib is BK's Idol and Rock Star! A True Hero! BK sees Lib as a He (Correctly) but she has a Homosexual affair with him!

Other Fantasies
BK sees Amir as a mature male and wants to be his Gay Boy lover. I still do not know what does BK sees in WMW? Whatever it may be, it must be twisted!

All these BK Fantasies, makes me feel like losing control, put a strap on and jump in the shower! But as the Psychiatrist of the board, I must not betray patient/Doctor relationship confidential barriers, so I must control myself!

Cure?

I need to have BK in UCSD Clinic, for further observations. I need to experiment on her/him! I must start with hormone shots, psychological therapy, sessions, electro shocks, and as needed, a sex operations. Cure is possible but it will be a long road and much work for me to take on.

I have faith in myself. I always take on tough cases. After the success of my last case (Lori Forouzandeh), I believe I can do good by BK. As you are my witness, Lori is feeling much better and she walks along IPC halls as an almost in a civil manner. I am still working with her but she has progressed a universe! Do you recall Lori's Tantrums a year ago? She feels much better now!

I get Results!

My resume speaks for itself. I am the official Psychiatrist of the board. Joe Oho Oho Oho, IAB, WMW, Lori, Peter Doodool Khan, are some of my past patients in IPC. I believe I can help BK.

Who can deny my great success stories with patients Peter, Lori and IAB? I done short of miracles!

You can use MOA as a spiritual aid to BK and you can use me as the clinical aid to BK. The decision is Lib's decision! Because Lib is the moderator of IPC and Guardian (Velayate Faghih aka Ghayem) of BK. Lib is BK's "Bozorgtar"!

If you must consider my services, drop me a line at UCSD Hospital's Psychiatric Ward and I will send the orderlies and ambulance. I visit Hamvatans for free, so don't worry about the expenses.

If you must consider my services, act soon, because BK is under-age and IPC is full of perverts and predators:

IAB, Joe Oho Oho Oho, WMW, Asghar Ghasab, Webmistress (Catayoun Razmjou), and Ahreeman, the list goes on.......

BK is a tempting sexual child but predators might take advantage of her/his innocence!

Lib:

Act fast because Possible Pedophilia is in Progress at IPC! Legally, it is not good for IPC to participate in Pedophile activities. After all, IPC is not an Islamic, Mormon or NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association) environment. Act fast because I caught BK surfing this site:

NAMBLA
http://www.nambla.org/

BB O BB, What's a girl to do?

BK is ill and needs help ASAP.

BK is a tough job, but someone must take on this job (challenge). This is a job for the

Psychiatrist of the board

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Postby Emam Kooni » Thu May 25, 2006 6:02 pm

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Postby Liberator » Fri May 26, 2006 3:23 am

Shahrzad BB-jaan,

loooooooool Restrain it please!! SheHeIt is all yours!! We don't want no trouble in here. ](*,)

TBK, you just stand still ok? Nobody is going to hurt you. This is for your own good. Trust me. Come have a seat over here...

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