Pardone Moi
Ey Espandyar-e Irani:
Greetings
I have no intention of jumping in between your discussion bare feet; however, allow me to primarily mention a few pointers:
I. Historical Pointer:
9/12/1783 Loss of Bahrain Island
Loss of Bahrain Island in Persian Gulf
On 1783, British caused the separation, independence, & later created the protectorate of Bahrain. This happened during later weakend years of Zand Dynasty. In just 13 years later @ 1796, Agha Mohammed Khan started the Qajar Dynasty. He kept the integrity of the Persian Empire, yet due to lack of a powerful navy, he could not regain Bahrain. Later at 1971 Bahrain became an independent Nation.
Please check this date & more dates in
IPC Calendar
http://www.localendar.com/public/AhreemanX
So Bahrain was lost during Zand Dynasty's later years of weakness! Way before Alahazrat was born! It was just a matter of time that British made it officially an independent nation on 1971! @ least Alahazrat used politics to give & take & make a deal with Brits. Bahrain was already a part of British Empire for decades, & then a protectorate & then a semi independent nation, so Alahazrat did not really give anything, yet assured that British/Arab States would stop their future mischiefs/claims or the will to create more indpendent fabricated nations off of more Iranian Owned Islands of the Gulf. So if we be fair, we see that Alahazrat didn't give an inch, yet gained a lot! This is called politics.
But as usual Alahazrat gets the blame for everything! I recall, a lady used to get stomachache & Dhieria in Rasht & blamed Alahazrat in Tehran, for her runs! She used to claim Alahazrat made the White Revolution & took over her Dads Feudal lands & distribute it to peasants, so since then she been having stomach problems!
Another older guy in Tabriz used to blame Alahazrat in Tehran, for his lack of erection in bed with his younger child bride! He saw a relation between Alahazrat distributing his Factory's shares of stock with the labors & his schlong's lack of errection in old ages!
So I am sure, if Abdollah's lack of erection & Moluk ol Saltaneh's Stomach Runs were Alahazrat's fault, then naturally Independence of Bahrain is definitly Alahazrat's fault! To tell you the truth, I also believe that Mosadeq's Baldness did also have something to do with Alahazrat, cause Alahazrat caused him stress! In fact lately my left testicle (Imam Hussein) been pulled due to too much weight lifting! I wonder if Alahazrat had something to do with it! What do you think?!
II. When people drop in to IPC, specially ones who know me for years, they usually take their shoes off @ the door, drop by the Introduction Room, pay their respects, sit on the Persian Rug, have a cup of tea & properly introduce themselves or @ least say Hello!
III. I have an allergy to people without Avatars! would you get your MPG Avatar going in your profile?! You have no face! How hard is that?
IV. Yes Espandyar, thanks for asking, I am fine, how are you? How is Mr. Farahanipour? How are the rest of the crew? How is Mr. Boroumand? Ohhh pardon me, I apologize, I forgot, you gentlemen have no relation with Jebhe Meli's Peanut Gallery, Oops sorry again, I mean Jebhe Meli's Grand
Dem-Oak-Rat-eek,
In-Tell-Egg-Chew-All Political Party!
V. Well lets see, We don't have a land, a nation, a flag, a ........ should we free Iran first? Or should we go to war with Arabs from Los Angeles? Lets see, let me put it in scales:
Free Iran..........or Go to War with Arabs over a name? Which is heavier?! Hmmmmmmmmm I wonder?! Let me ponder a bit! Hmmmmm, very difficalt decision indeed!
The funny thing is that all of this great opposition of ours from Reza Pahlavi to JM Peanut Gallery, all & all are suddenly ready to fight for the name Persian Gulf! They even started drafting 6 packs of beer to conduct this battle from living rooms! At the same time every single one of these political parties were
DEATH Silence (Khafe Khan) in response to my offer:
Creation of Iranian Resistance Army Corp
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/club/viewto ... e80ae0fc42
Sorry brother, no disrespect, but this whole opposition with all of it's 1001 toy political parties & their jokes of the leaders, cracks me up! But @ least you bothered to show up! Some others are still hiding in their kitchen's debating about if the name of the country should be Iran or Persia!
Excus-e Moi, we do not even have a country named Iran or Persia any more! We have the Islamic Republic of Tonban! Yet, you guys care about the name of a body of water?!
VI. Welcome to IPC Espadyar. I see that you already managed to steal the heart of one of our operation's members (James)!
As long as you dig poetry, allow me to respond to you with a poem:
Khane az paybast viran ast,
Luti dar peye naqshe ivan ast!
Pardon me for interruptions, please continue your discussion
Welcome
Sign,
Someone stuck between Omat & Ebadat!
The Evil1