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CNN Shah & Shiite Imam!

Postby Ahreeman X » Mon Aug 28, 2006 5:56 pm

CNN Shah & Shiite Imam!
August 28, 2006


The Correlation between:
RP’s Dog & Pony Show on CNN
And
Shiite Mullah’s Schlongs in Qom!


Hello Kiddies,
Gather around the Korsi (traditional Persian charcoal Heater under the blankets) for yet another wild Ahreemanic Tale from 1001 Persian Nights told by that Evil storyteller, Poppa Ahreeman!


Folks:

Have you seen Reza Pahlavi on Glenn Beck? I have just seen Reza Pahlavi on Glenn Beck! Not that I either watch CNN or Glen Beck, but I happened to be in Blondie’s office, while she had her TV on while working on her computer & I happened to be sitting on an arm chair talking to her & then suddenly, Mr. Potato Head (Reza Pahlavi) came on CNN!

Now as you know, IRI tried another military exercise, this time fired Submarine to surface torpedo missiles with capabilities to sink large size battle ships. In addition, they just started using hard water in their reactors to fasten the enrichment of uranium! Once every other month, IRI conducts some neo military tests, showing off their state of the art weaponry! Last time it was the fastest sea to air rocket & this time, under sea to sea surface torpedo!

Everyone is wondering, where do they get these weapons?! The answer is simple! They purchase the original technologies from Russia, China & EU; however, they expand on them, experiment on them, & finally advance them to neo abominational weapon systems, made in Iran!

Who does these works? Of course “Sell Out” Iranian Scientists, educated in the west, yet going back to Iran for cashing in on high dollar amounts & then of course, there are other dollar hungry scientists from other Islamic Nations such as Pakistan!

So people are hungry in Iran while IRI sends the dough to Hezbollah of Lebanon & Hamas of Palestine to rebuild their nations! Now you understand why I call this regime: AIOG (Arabo_Islamic Occupational Government)!

The rise of Neo Persian Shiite Empire indeed (Safavid Style)!

So Glenn Beck (CNN’s Coocoo Nut, Conspiracy Theorist, Gossip Showman) is these days becoming an authority in politics! In his own illiterate way, he is trying to get ratings for CNN, by trying out Talk Radio style of Hyped Up controversial programming on TV! These days CNN does anything to get some rating! They even advertise on FOX during O’reilly’s Factor! It is pretty clear that CNN America had lost the rating to FOX & now what’s keeping them alive is the CNN International! So now they try controversial gossip columnists like Glenn Beck for rating!

So suddenly Mr. Potato Head appeared in Glenn Beck Show! Glenn Beck in his usual illiterate way of analyzing global politics, started to introduce him: ah oh ahhhhhhhh here is Mr. Reza Pah Pab, Pav, Pavh …….. Pah…Lavi, …..I am sorry I think pronounced your name right! Then Humpty Dumpty, took over the microphone for yet another 3 to 5 minutes o rhetorics, but this time on a gossip show!

RP, as usual exposed the IRI & warned the globe about the rise of Persian Shiite Empire, dangers of Nuclear Iran & atrocities of Mullahs! Bla bla bla……………….

….. and this was going on while illiterate Glenn Beck asked him to come back on the program, while he would try to get some coocoo nut job senator to accompany RP, so together they can pass a bill in senate to do something about Iran! Of course this is the same cockamamie senator who is trying to pass a bill to invade Iran, but no one voted for it!

Then RP goes: for sure, & indeed GB & RP French kissed each other, said goodbye & then GB continued with his Sensationalist Broadcasting on CNN & RP went away to continue on his “Operation Liberation Iran Show”, now in it’s 112th season & 28th year! Master Career Exilist Showman, Reza Jello de nim-Pahlavi in action! And of course they departed while there were American Flags waving in background, one US Flag pin on GB’s jacket chest & one cheesy neo map of Iran Flag pin on RP’s jacket chest!

Who can ever forget RP’s sacrifices for Iran?

Reza Pahlavi II vs Fidel Castro, a case study!
http://www.iranpoliticsclub.net/club/vi ... .php?t=242


You know, this routine is so comical & old that I have memorized it by heart! I could not help myself to not crack up laughing! But there was one thing new about this routine!

In the past, RP used to do this Dog & Pony 3 minute show on “Real” News & Journalist programs on FOX, CNN, MSNBC, etc., yet now he was doing it in Gossip Shows & Sensationalist Gimmick Shows!

I swear to yous, I would not be surprised, if soon, RP moves on with his show & conducts it in TV Entertainment Shows, Gossip Hollywood shows & even Sit-coms! RP, you really crack my Shiite!

Soon we will see RP conducting his “Operation Liberation Iran Show” in Entertainment Tonight, Extra Extra, The Opra Show, even Jerry Springer! More power to Mr. Potato Head! Javid Shah!

Exposing IRI is good but after 28 years, it is really getting old! My question to RP is that:

What have you ever done to overthrow IRI during the last 28 years?
Except a few cheesy speech, once in a stadium, few times in auditoriums & then in universities, what have you done for Iran & Iranians lately or ever?

You have never lifted a finger, spent some dollars or even support a coup plan, a military move or any movement to overthrow IRI.

Reza Jan, I know that you will eventually read this (as usual an IPC fan), so I beg you to stop this on going dog & pony show in its 28th year!

You are what we call “Kebrit-e Bi Khatar” (Safe Match Box) for IRI! Every night, after eating Chelo Kabob Sultani, drinking Orumiyeh’s Persian Wine & smoking some prime Persian Senatory Opium, high ranking Mullahs, Pasdaran commanders & Mr. Ahmadinejad, sit around in Jamaran, relax with their backs on Persian Mokhate (Large Pillows), smoking Qaliyan (Water Pipes) listening to Imam …………. It goes something like this:

Imam: What’s new with opposition?
Rezai Pasdar: Not much, only RP was on Entertainment Tonight!
Imam: What did he say?
Rezai: Not much, but he had a new foundation makeup & eye shadow on!
Imam: Do you have the video?
Rezai: Ye, Seda & Sima recorded it off of Satellite, check it out!
Imam: Put it on …………..

Then they watch the video clip of the “Long Nosed, to be Crowned Bitch” on CNN. They laugh outloud, do a few cheers (Be Salamati) & of course Imam gets an erection looking @ Reza Damaq!

Imam: Rezai joon, make sure Seda O Sima sends me a copy of RP’s Video Clip to my bedroom tonight! I want to put it on, before I get it on with Asqar Pasdar! RP’s 3 minute shows are arousing & it gets us HOT, before we do the Nasty! RP’s talks, always gets Asqar’s Moameleh, fully erect! RP chitchats are like Foreplay! I get kind o hard, looking @ RP’s makeup too! RP’s face works as Viagra for us! Lavat Lazem shod!

Also, please tell the information ministry to publish some life-size posters of RP in Bikini, so I can Jalaq al Jama’a (Holy Group Jerk Off) with it!

RP makes “Amr-e Shirin-e Lavat” (The Sweet Act O Islamic Homo-Sodomy) more pleasant & exciting!

Alle Luya! Folks, I knew RP’s face would come handy somehow! @ least it rises Imam’s Holy Tabouli! No wonder every week, Yadollah Pasdar collects a dozen of full size RP naked posters from Imam’s bedroom! And they all have sticky goo on the facial area! Holy Juices indeed! Allah O Akbar!

I am not Shiiting you while I swear to yous (inside information), that Reza Pahlavi is the midnight joke subject of IRI parties (Mahfel) in Tehran & Qom! They get erections talking about RP shows on CNN!

This is getting so old, so pathetic, so baseless, so empty & surely so cheesy!

Reza jan, you made it alright! This is surely “The Great Civilization” (Tamadon-e bozorg) which Alahazrat promised us! You are the “Jerk Off Poster Boy” for Mullahs in Iran & you are the “CIA Kiss Ass Boy” for US Media!

No wonder Hezbollah has an official order to leave you alone, you are not even worth a single bullet for Mullahs! They rather keep you around as a humor piece & the erection boy!

I am sure Reza Khan & Alahazrat, both are proud of you! If & only if, they knew that the Pahlavi Legacy would come down to this, then both would’ve committed suicide & surely now, they are both shaking in their graves!

Reza, just like when we were kids, you were only facade of a soccer player (High School League), & now you are only facade of a leader & a disgrace to the memory of Reza Khan & Alahazrat both!

But look @ the bright side! You will make a great cartoon & humor subject for my many future, up coming pieces in the New IPC Website!

Javid Reza Sha-ye Doyom!
Oh ye, and in this case:

Shashid Shah!

PS: In one part of his interview with GB, RP said IRI wants to spread & export “their kind of belief in God” around the globe! So I believe, this means, in future imaginary “Un-secular Shiite Imperial Iran”, the closet Shiite, Bull Shiiter Reza, will seize the export of Shiite by Iran, yet he will only lead Miranians whom already have brains full o Shiite & we will contain the Shiite only for domestic usage! We will keep the Shiite, Internal! In other words, we will continue putting Shiite on Shingle, Seyed Reza Pahlavi style! Anything to ride the masses, right?!

Shiite IRI or Shiite Imperial Iran, as long as RP will be the Shaf-and-Shaf! Afterall, RP is a Nobel Shiite & Seyed of Hassani & Husseini himself (according to Empress Farah), no?!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reza, as always, you crack my Shiite!

Who loves you Reza?
Ahreeman indeed!
Who else?


Loves,

Someone with Shiite Proof Ears,
Due to 2 ears full o Shiite,
By 28 years O RP’s Bull Shiite!
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Riddle: A Challenge for Hezbollah!

Postby Ahreeman X » Fri Sep 01, 2006 10:20 am

Riddle: A Challenge for Hezbollah!


Folks:

I am going to make it all exciting & juicy! Guess what? I am going to fly on a plane on 9/11 to New York! What are the odds of having “Plane” + “9/11” + “NY” on the same sentence?! Ain’t that crazy?!

Dear Hezbos,

Hints hints hints

Now I am not going to chew the food & put it in your mouths, so I am not going to give you the flight number & I am not going to let you know that from what city, I am going to fly to NY! I could be flying to NY from anywhere! OK, Alright, I make it easy for yous! I am going to fly to NY from somewhere in continental US! Is that better?

You see, I am on your side! I am trying to help you to “Do” me, before I re-publish the IPC Website & once more become a 24 hour propaganda machine for Opposition. A 24 hour Anti IRI, Anti Hezbollah, Anti Mullah & Anti Islam, oh sorry the politically correct term is “Islam Exposing”, sorry WebMistress! So yous tried hard to kill the first IPC Website, now are you going to miss this opportunity to get rid of me & avoid another future headache for yourselves? C’mon, I know yous are incompetent illiterate bozos, but prove me wrong & give me a fight for my money, will ya?!

I am so self assured & so confident that yous are ignorant incompetent bozos when it comes to solving riddles! It just intrigues me to fly on 9/11 to NY, when I know that Osama, Al Qaeda, Other Hezbos try to come up with something juicy on this date! They promised some action on anniversary of 9/11.

You see, I get erections & excitement off of danger!

Who knows, maybe that is the reason, some folks call me a “Sadisto-Masochistic, Suicidal, Homicidal Maniac” or a Crazy Son of a Bitch?! Ah, also I will not be travelling with bodyguards! Unlike that “Little Faggot” (Reza Pahlavi), I won’t be needing them! The only thing I need will be “My Little Friend”!

Hez-bones, Please say hello to,

My Little Friend:

Haji Kuchike!

You got son-thin to say?
Then say it to my little friend!
(Al Pacino, Scar-face, Cuban Style O Rhetorics!)

Oh, I almost forgot, of course you are aware that I am always armed, right? Yes, due to my past employment (ancient history) & association with US Law Enforcement, I have the proper permits to be strapped @ all times! But aside my 2 little friends (Haji Kuchike + Smith & Wesson), I am all ready for yous to take me out! So go figure.

I will be in NY on 9/11, & same as all my usual trips, I will be attending a business appointment, a political appointment & indeed a pleasure appointment! For Allah’s sake, I am even giving yous my schedule! The only thing I haven’t done is to chew the food & put it in your mouths! Must I also pull the trigger & assassinate myself? God, yous are incompetent!

So dear Hezzies,

You can blow up the plane, you can do a drive by, you can do a walk by, you can shoot a gun by, you can throw a knife by, you can gang jump me & knock my brains out, you can even blow a poison dart gun from the bushes, but paaaaaaalease, make it challenging & give me a fight for my money! C’mon, I need excitement & I am giving yous all the clues, so get with the program you panzi ass, rag head, Half-Breeds! Are yous up for the Ahreemanic Riddle?

As you know, If you make it happen, this will not be the first assassination attempt on moi, but let’s see if you can make anything happen this time! I am so sure of my Ahreemanic powers & here is your riddle, so let’s see what you got?

I am warning yous, Do me before I create the new IPC Website, cause then I will Do you! I cherish these moments with yous!

Ahreeman Swears

I hereby testify that everything which I have stated above is true & nothing but the truth. I am not Bull Shiiting the Shiites; therefore, let the Games begin! I lovese good game! Afterall, life is only a game!
Let’s roll ……………

Ps: If by a fat chance, Hezbos get me this time, then here is my online will:

http://iranpoliticsclub.net/club/viewtopic.php?t=969

hee hee hee ………….
and comrades, please make sure IPC will last a 1000 years! You know what to do!

I loves living on edge of sanity!

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Dearyyy

Postby Joehohoho » Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:38 pm

Dearyyyy
You are special and you do not know it... !!!! tell me who loves you most? :)
I read your will and enjoyed it to the last drop, 1/3 time crying, 1/3 time smiling and.... 1/3 time excited to own the house you portrayed :). .. and.... I heard all that you wished for, including being burned.. Now tell me deary.. When the time come.. can I strike the match? :) pleeeeeaaaase.... And...., you forgot something in your will, that is my name... your only true friend.. Please add me because I am sincere and harmless like your plants and I love your house and plants just like yourself.. I promise to take care of those babies dearly. :)... and... I love you unconditionally... even when you are dead or when I disagree with you. Any way.................

I need you. so we can play and slash each others with words, deary. Do not leave me here with a bunch of lemmings (99.99999999999999999%)
Good job Ahriman
I love you with or without
but....
You are already special..
If you find me ten honest Iranian... I will create The heaven in Iran... Any one like to be tested? Read the book... "Poshteh pardeh-haie enghelab"
Goftareh nik Pendareh nik Kerdar nik and I really mean it...
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This & That

Postby Ahreeman X » Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:06 am

This & That
From Ahreemanic Log on
September 8, 2006



On Sin City


Just got back from Sin City & on my way to City That Never Sleeps. Amir Arsalan, I got one remark for you:

I understand that,

My City to Sin City
is like
Shiraz to Dahat-e Fasa
is like
70,000 Persians to 5,000 Persians
(My City, after LA & DC has the largest population of Iranians in US.)

But still, this doesn’t give “Habib” the right to put “Shiite on Shingle”, the same way he was making “Kabob Donbeh” with Ashqal Gusht & Nun Khoshk @ his corner Kaboby on the street next to “Shir Sangi” in Hamedan, & then feed it to poor qorbati Persians of Sin City!

I mean what kind of Shiite is that?! Do yous call that Kabob Kubideh? If I was yous, I would hold placards & demonstrate in front of his 99C Store+Shiite-Kaboby Dakeh & demand some decent Kabob! Afterall, I had to eat that Shiite for one night but yous have a lifetime to feed on it!

Is 1001 Night on the strip the same Shiite or is it better than Habib’s Bull Shiite?! That Shiite was 95% Donbeh & 5% Nun Khoshk! What kind o shiite was that?!

That Shiite was probably the 3rd worst Kabob Dooli, which I have ever had in my life! The top of the list was that disgusting Shiite Loole-yi which I had in Persepolis Restaurant in Town of Caskash (Kos-Kash) in Portuguese Riviera @ Portugal & indeed the Bull Shiite they serve in Bahar @ Orange County, which almost made me barf! What the Frag is wrong with these people? I understand Iranians are in Qorbat & Qorbati but this is no excuse to abuse them this way by feeding them Bull Shiite Loole-yi as Kabob! No morality man, no morality @ all!

And tell Habib to get off of his ass & exercise sometimes! Check out That Belly! 9 months pregnant or what? That bald headed, fat bellied, short Shiite Iranian, making Kabob Dooli & call it Kubideh! Thank God I didn’t try the Sultani or I would’ve ended up in hospital!

@ least I had a chance to see a good Elvis Impersonator! It is like pilgrimage for me! Everytime in Sin City, I must see a good Elvis Impersonator! I came to America too late, Elvis was already dead, so now, I have no choice but to see replicas (with sad lip twitch & tear in my eye)!

What is Sin City without Frank, Rat Pack, The King, ……………., nothing I tell you, nothing?! I would’ve loved to be in Sin City in 70’s to see Frank & Elvis live, but unfortunately back then I was street fighting with Shiite! Not that I missed out on King Live in concert, yet I lost my home to Shiite along the way! Now I’m a homeless bum who never got to see The King Live & also has a home, Full O Shiite! Ain’t life a bitch?!

Well thank you, thank you very much …………. (with lip twitch, Elvis Style)!


On Islamists


Folks,

It just occurred to me that Shiites had won the war on terror! Why you ask? Because now, no one can take grooming & refreshment material into the planes to freshen up, so now, everyone smells like Shiite!

Muhammed’s dream came true! All the people in the world, now smell like Muslim! They surely spread Islam globally, well @ least the scent of it!

For God’s sake, have you been @ airports lately? No cologne, no liquids, no toothpaste, no mouthwash, no deodorant, no nothing! Everyone smells like FOPs (Fresh Out of Plane) from Tehran for the first time! That sweet odor of Arm Pit mixed with Sweat & Pat-e Khaye (Testicle germs due to not taking showers for a week) is well heavenly oozing in the airports!

Allah bless Muhammed’s Bone! He maybe not Islamized the globe but he sure made everyone smell like Muslim!

Yes folks, Shiites had won the War on Terror, thus now, we “All” smell like Shiite!


On Islam!


I met this dude somewhere in some airport between Sin City, Big Apple & The Finest City in the world (My City) & he was bitching about how Muslim had Fragged America in every aspect since 9/11 ………………!

I told him:

Relax dude! If Arabo_Muslim had Fragged America since 9/11, that is only a pinprick & icing on the cake, compare to what they have done to Iran! Arabo_Muslim’s Dick (Islam) has been in our Ass (Iranians’ Ass) for 1400 years since 7th century!

Yous just had a taste of Tazi Schlong, yet we have been Tazi Haram’s Butt Boys for 1400 years! Get a load o that if you can! Until you match that, you have no room bitching about Arabo_Muslim Dicks!

Allah bless Muhammed’s bone, thus no one in history of the world, had Fragged the world, so hard & for so long! Back to Dark Ages (Islam) we go! Allah O Akbar indeed!

I continue this when I get back from the 2nd trip to complete the new IPC Website!

More power to all


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And you didn't call me?

Postby Amir » Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:19 am

First of all, you are a scum sucking bastard, sir. You come to Sin City, MY TOWN, and don’t have the common decency to drop me a PM, e-mail, or “kaftarâ€
I am Dariush the Great King, King of Kings, King of countries containing all kinds of men, King in this great earth far and wide, son of Hystaspes, an Achaemenian, a Persian, son of a Persian, an Aryan, having Aryan lineage

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Against The Wind

Postby Ahreeman X » Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:17 pm

Against The Wind


If you have been with IPC for many years, or if you are in IPC now, then you must be running against the wind! We have been rebelling against wind. We have been running against the AIOG, against the Bull Shiite, against the Islamic Traditions, against the superficial Iranian traditions in Inxile, against the shallow Iranian social values in Exile, against Arab-toxication in Ixile, against West-toxication in Exile, against the vain and baseless Iranian community abroad, against everything they call values, against norms of this deep sleep tribe of sheep, against Up-Position, against oodles and oodles of respectable Persian cattle in 3 piece suits, against illiterate bozos behind radio or TV microphones waving their college degrees, against show offs and cheshm ham-cheshmi (Persian Style), against everything they hold sacred, against the whole social pattern, against………….

We have been swimming upstream & running against the wind.
We were born running against the wind
We will die running against the wind

For you, runners against the wind and old rebels,
Take that dusty LP out of the old shelf,
Put it on the turn table,
Play it loud,
Let’s reminisce about,
The way we were,
The way we are,
And
The way we will die,

AX




Against The Wind
By Bob Seger

It seems like yesterday
But it was long ago
Janey was lovely, she was the queen of my nights
There in the darkness with the radio, playing low

And the secrets that we shared
Mountains that we moved
Caught like a wildfire out of control
Till there was nothing left to burn and nothing left to prove

And I remember what she said to me
How she swore that it never would end
I remember how she held me oh so tight
Wish I didn't know now, what I didn't know then

Against the wind
We were running against the wind
We were young and strong, were just running
Against the wind

Years rolled slowly past
I found myself alone
Surrounded by strangers I thought were my friends
Found myself further and further from my home

Guess I lost my way
Oh so many roads
I was living to run and running to live
Never worried about paying or even how much I owed

Moving eight miles a minute for months at a time
Breaking all of the rules that would bend
I began to find myself searching
Searching for shelter again and again

Against the wind
A little something against the wind
I found myself seeking shelter
Against the wind

Well those drifters days are past me now
I've got so much more to think about
Deadlines and commitments
What to leave in, what to leave out

Against the wind
I'm still running against the wind
Well I'm older now and still running
Against the wind

Well I'm older now but still running
Against the wind

Still running
Against the wind
Still running Against the wind
Against the wind
Still running
Against the wind

Watch the young man running
Against the wind

Like the cowboys ride
Against the wind

Against the wind
Against the wind ......
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AN in UN

Postby Ahreeman X » Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:38 pm

AN in UN

AN in UN
On President AN’s Latest Popularity, Good Looks & storm in UN!


Folks:

Khoda vakili, kulak kard! La Masab, Tufan be pa kard!
Allah is behind him!

BTW

Have you seen your president’s speech in UN?
Have you seen your president’s interview on CNN?
How about today’s interview in UN?
Now he loves Jews!
How about Chavez’s remarks in UN?
How about Mojahedin’s protest outside UN?
I saw all this last night!
I’m telling ya, all this was enough to destroy my erection last night!
One look @ Dr. Frankenstein (President AN) & Haji Kuchike was dead as a log last night!
I still cannot wake him up!
He went in to a catastrophic comatose!

I think once President AN appeared on camera, my bedroom window also broke!

Shi Shi Shishe Shikast……
Shee Shee Sheeeeeeeshe Shikast
Shhhhhhh Shhhhhh Shhhhhhishe Shikast!
Shishe Shikast!

Bache sang nandaz!
A’uzo Billah!

Nun O Panir O Donbeh,
Chesham dareh migandeh!
(due to looking @ AN on TV!)

I am not going to comment on any of these events, but state only one thing:

Don’t yous believe President AN (Ahmadi-Nejad) is becoming more handsome & sexy by the day?
I mean for Allah’s sake, he is on the cover of Time Magazine, in UN, in NY, on all news channels, even bought a new jacket! I think he might even go for Piss Nipple Price (Peace Noble Prize)! Norwegians are thinking to offer it to him (Riot, Killer)!

Eventhough he knows much about PR, but the problem with President AN is that he wears no makeup on camera! Makeup can do miracles, even for President AN! Maybe President AN’s campaign manager needs to require about make up, from RP’s makeup artist! After all, RP (Reza Jr.) wears exciting Eye Shadows on camera!

La Ellaha Ela Allah!
Astakhfor-Allah!
Qol O Vallah….
Foot foot foot footak ………………

Besmellah!

Sincerely,

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On Trials of Imperial Generals

Postby Ahreeman X » Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:31 am

On Trials of Imperial Generals

Liberator:

Due to occupation with other events, I had to run out of our IM conversation & now I am going to respond to your question, but in public, thus I see it beneficial for All to hear this.

Good issue you brought up! If you recall, years ago, I have been writing about how the public needs to view these important videos (Speeches like Farokhzad’s or Trials of Generals or ….). I have all of these videos but you never seen them until bits & pieces from them were posted in Video Sites like Youtab or Jewtab or……….! I have repeated my statements until many people went & actually bought or rented these videos to see. Now they are uploading parts of them on these sites.

You must understand that the full versions of these Trial videos (Which I own) are published by IRI. They are not the whole trial but a selection of bits & pieces, copy/pasted from the highlights & selected by VEVAK. They have been taken pieces out of context.

For instance, if someone comes to IPC & takes bits & pieces of my articles or lectures, out of context, they can easily go ahead & document that I am a Hezbo! One must listen, view or read the whole speech, lecture, article and document in full, not bits & pieces.

Of course what you have in Youtab or Jewtab are bits & pieces from the original videos (ones I own), which themselves are also bits & pieces of the trials! So they are parts of the parts!

I am aware of the whole trial events documented by insiders. In the future, you will read an updated article on the trial of Nozhe.

If you see these copy/paste versions, then you can conclude that Mohaqeqi was remorseful or even a coward (in context); however, in reality (full context) by the end of the trial, he gave a pure nationalistic speech which would sheer the body hair & freeze the skin on any true Persian!

What Mohaqeqi said in trial (Soldier of Iran Speech) was mind blowing! But of course, IRI Goons would never include these parts in their versions of videos of the trials!

The only people who know actually what went on in those trials are either executed, dead or forgotten. However, they documented what went on minute by minute & they reported the history to people like me! People like myself have a duty to tell the story to the new generation. This is how, generation to generation, we will keep the history alive. The true history that is!

Stay tuned for many true historical events from mouths of the insiders, in the future IPC Website articles. I will document everything before I expire. Then it will be your turn to safe keep the history & pass the torch to the next generation. It will be your duty (and others) to make sure IPC will last a thousand years to keep the true history alive and to keep our culture alive.

I assure you, Mohaqeqi was not a coward, yet he was a hero to the end. Mohaqeqi was nothing less than Jahanbani or Rahimi.

While Imperial Generals (by majority) surrendered & sold Iran to IRI (their signatures on that famous piece of paper exists). While like Toy Soldiers, they could not think or act without their commander in chief (Shah) & they collapsed like paper dolls, solid people like Mohaqeqi or alike were & are jewels in history of Iran!

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Have in mind that those Imperial Officers, Immortal Officers & Immortal Guards who were true Persians, did not last until Show Trials, but they died fighting for Iran in streets of Iran! Those were the true Heroes, not the Cheeseball Imperial Generals (majority of them)!

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Postby Liberator » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:41 pm

Thanks for putting things into context Dr X. I was actually quite surprised watching Gen. Mohaqeqi's trial clip since it did seem he was remorseful...now it makes sense though since IRI would never allow any patriotic speech to be heard by the Iranian people!


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Postby Ahreeman X » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:16 pm

Amir Arsalan-e Namdar:


Remember your episodes with Foulad-Zereh-e Div?

Quote:
“First of all, you are a scum sucking bastard, sir.”



That is exactly what the ladies address me as, yet excluding the last word (Sir)! They often replace it with (Son of a bitch)!

I just knew that this would get on your nerves! I loves it when I hit a nerve!

But seriously, there was no time! I was on my way from SD to NY to Canada with a short couple of days stop in LV! Next time for sure.

Quote:
“You come to Sin City, MY TOWN, and don’t have the common decency to drop me a PM, e-mail, or “kaftar” to get together?”



Well, because after all, I am a scum sucking bastard! Don’t you know that? Do you have amnesia?

Quote:
“Second, you gots nothin’ on Amir,”



Sure I do! You just don’t know it yet! I got the history, the works on all relevant Iranians! Self assured Iranians! They make me laugh!

Quote:
“so you decide to trash his city?”



It is not a city, yet it is a town! San Diego is a city (6th largest & most populated city in USA), but Sin City is a town, if not a village!


Quote:
“stay in Tehran-Geles or one of its bitch neighbors (OC, SD, etc). “



San Diego (Finest City in the world) is not an LA Satellite or Bitch neighbor! San Diego (Envy of the world) is the primary tourist attraction! Ask any European who is freezing their ass off with snow up to their balls (Liberator would do)!

San Diego, unlike LA and & its problems (pollution, traffic, crimes, Iranian con artists), is a sophisticated city with an identity of her own. How dare you mix SD with LA (Whore-Town)!


Quote:
“and I like Dean even more.”



Sin City without Elvis, Frank, Dean, Sammy, Rat Pack, etc. is baseless! 30’s & 40’s Jazz/Vocals! Those were the days! 10 seasons of Dean Martin Variety Show on TV, the best, nothing like it! I imagine you have the DVDs, no?!


Quote:
“I will, of course, in order to keep its location a secret, blind fold you first and wrap you in a gooni - Savak style.”



Ahhhhhhhh another fellow SAVAKi student from “SAVAK School of S&M Arts & Sciences” in Tehran! Yes, yes, yeeeeees, now I remember you, always sitting @ the back of the class blind folding little ones and ………………., indeed playing “28 Mordad” (my favorite game) with Jebheis & Tudehis during the lunch break! Yes, Amir Kolahak indeed!

Back in those days, kids used to call me “Aqa Mohamad Khan-e Qajar”, because I enjoyed very much the sound of Eye Gouging while taking Meli Mazhabi Eyes out of the sockets! Of course it was before graduation & we were only practicing on the mannequins back then!

This reminded me something! I remember my Mom promised to buy me a sports car, once I hit 18 & graduate High School in Iran! That was the tradition back then! But you know what? I never graduated High School nor hit 18 in Iran! They kicked me out of Iran (due to Shiite Infection) before I became 18! The 2nd Arabo_Islamic Invasion_Occupation of Iran on 1979, screwed me up!

Since then, I have been routinely asking my Mom:

X: Mom, what the hell has happened to the sports car, you promised me to buy in Iran for High School Graduation? Where is the damn car? Where’s the beef Mom?

M: Well dear, technically, you never graduated high school nor turned 18 in Iran! It is not my fault that Khomeini shiited all over Iran!

Excuses, excuses ……………… sometimes I think, that Turban Headed Shiite, picked 1979 on purpose, only to screw me out of my sports car, my youth, my fun, my life, my country, ……..!

I am telling you, that Fragger did it only to punk me out of a sports car! Who knows, maybe Mom & Khomeini were in-cahoots synchronizing together!

Hamash vase Lahaf-e Mullah Nasredin bud!

Talking about Khomeini, BTW, there is a special on Khomeini (Bio) on History Channel International, tonight!

Say, one of these days we must get together & grab some liberals, drag them through the dark underground labyrinths of IPC, into tunnel ways, all the way to the dungeons of “Ahreeman’s House O Pleasurful Pains”, where I keep my local Bache Muslims! Then we can put them all together! They can be Mosadeq, Sanjabi, Yazdi, Eskandary, Kianuri and …………. & we can be SAVAKis! Role plays indeed!

We can play hours & hours of “28 Mordad” Game or “Catch the Liberal by the toe” Game! Then we can cheer to the memory of Uncle Nasiri & Uncle Sabet! But as long as I don’t drink alcohol, I’ll have a tall chilled glass of Cranberry Juice (closest thing to blood), cause I quit drinking blood!

Quote:
“but my wife shuts them off and calls me an old man for liking them”



Oh we’re just nostalgic people! Don’t you sometimes feel out of place in 2006, like when you can relate to Casablanca & Boggy more than The Blue Men Group?! It must be the past lives we had in 30s!

I was reading an informative post by you:

Quote:
“Who ever said anything about MD’s, writers, professors, or engineers? Are those the people that you consider as “intellectuals?” Although it is true that usually those people are intelligent, their intelligence is irrelevant to what is considered as intellectual in the context of politics, sociology, history, or philosophy. They may excel in their own fields, but as far as a nation is concerned in regard to its government, politics, philosophy, and ethics, those professionals are not intellectuals simply because of the title that they hold.”



Very true, & suddenly it gave me a hint! It reminded me that we did not include the very important science of “Sociology”, which we discuss a lot in IPC, in to the “Constitution” & the “Founder’s message”! Therefore, I have just revised both documents and included the terms “Sociology” & “Sociological” into the “Constitution” & “Founder’s Message”:


http://www.iranpoliticsclub.net/constitution/

The term “Sociology” is too important, to not to be mentioned in the constitution! Thanks to you, it clicked!

You see, I knew, you were useful to have in IPC! Thank you.

Allow me to end with an Ahreemanic Roba’i

Oki Doki Doopsi Doo
Catch the Hezbo by the toe
If he screams, shove one toe
If he screams more, shove some more!
(maybe the whole foot)!

Oh dear me!
I just loves Roba’iyat!
That one was from Divan-e Hajviyat-e Dr. X!

I am so visual. even when I am not using smiles!

For now,

Adios Amigo

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Postby Amir » Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:31 pm

Do you have amnesia?


Of course I do! I told you, I’m an old man…

wait…what were we talking about again?

San Diego, unlike LA and & its problems (pollution, traffic, crimes, Iranian con artists), is a sophisticated city with an identity of her own. How dare you mix SD with LA (Whore-Town)!


Although I currently live in Vegas, I grew up mainly in LA (among other places). So, even though I put LA down sometimes, I only jest. I actually love it, and I’m there a lot.

But admit it, SD is only a satellite of LA. SD is basically the pit stop for the homies that make a run to the border to bring the good people of LA their much anticipated drugs. Without the LA drug market, SD would wilt away.

Randy Newman:

Hate New York City- it's cold and it's damp...
(and all the people dressed like monkeys!)
Let's leave Chicago to the Eskimos...
that town's a little bit too rugged for you and me-
you Bad Girl...
Rollin' down Imperial Highway,
with a big nasty redhead at my side!
Santa Ana winds blowin' hot from the north...
we was born to Ride!
roll down the window
put down the top
crank up the Beach Boys, Baby!..
don't let the music stop!
we gonna ride it till we...
just can't ride it no more!
From the South Side to the Valley
from the West Side to the East Side
everybody very happy!
cause the Sun is shinin' all the time...
(looks like another perfect day)
I love LA!
(we love it!)
I love LA!
(we love it!)
We love it!

Look at that Mountain!
look at those trees!
(look at that bum over there, Baby! He's down on his knees.)
look at these Women, ain't nuthin like 'em nowhere!
Century Boulevard...
we love it!
Victory Boulevard...
we love it!
Santa Monica Boulevard...
we love it!
6th Street...
we love it! we love it! we love it!
We Love LA!
I love LA!
(we love it!)
I love LA!
(we love it!)
I love LA ! ! !


All the prior talk about Dean got me jazzed up. I wish he were still alive. I sometimes go to pay respect to my deceased father. One time, quite accidentally, I literally stumbled onto Dean Martin’s grave, who just happens to be entombed just a few feet away from my father. So now, every time I go to visit my dad, I also visit good old Dean. Do you know what it says on his tombstone?

“Dean Martin
Everybody Loves Somebody Sometimeâ€
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Postby Chic Moda » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:44 pm

Guys:

Funny stuff, checkout me pulling Wise crackin David’s (DC Persian Admin) leg:



http://www.dcpersian.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10562


<<<[color=blue]Dear David:

First of all, 100th anniversary of Majlis is irrelevant because Majlis has been a show and non-existent during last few decades.

Second of all, we have the anniversary of the “Constitutionalist Revolutionâ€
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Postby Ahreeman X » Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:44 am

Cat:

The credit for this one, surely goes to you! I have to admit, your last post, inspired me to create these new terms! I have no doubt, they will instantly become classics! Enjoy:

IPC Dictionary of alternative Terms defines:

Pegger = ………………
Pegga = ………………


http://www.iranpoliticsclub.net/club/vi ... =5347#5347


Riot/Killer ………


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Postby Chic Moda » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:15 am

[color=blue] :D my words of wisdom to DC Persian or similar tabloids, posted in their forum:


Oh dear!

People:

First of all, I did not sent an email and ask a DC Admin to solve my technical problem! A DC Admin, sent me (IPC) an e-mail and asked me (IPC) to come to DC Persian (after a year of absence)!

Second of all, IPC Club is the most read Iranian forum on the Internet. We do not need to advertise for it, and out of all places in DC Persian. The only reason, off and on, we have been posting certain informative posts, is for those few thinking minds in here (or anywhere else) to think and do something to free their nation. Our posts are not ads or spam, but pure information for those who want to wake up from being sheeple. The rest can stay sleep and stay sheeple!

Third of all, we are building the largest Iranian website in the world, which will be a general encyclopaedia about Iran. We have already advertisers and affiliates lined up, begging to advertise in IPC. What makes you think, we are needing to ad or spam a gossip tabloid like DC Persian?

Fourth of all, next time, get your facts straight! We stopped posting here a year ago and you (one of your admins) called us back (e-mail)! Now why would you ask us back, if we were spaming your forum?

Fifth of all, I wish all of you (try hard not to generalizing) wisdom and I wish Iran, patience. The direction, the Iranian youth (such as you) are going, is disgraceful, shameful and great example of cultural poverty.

Sixth of all, I had only posted the above, for those few “Thinking Iraniansâ€
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Postby Amir » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:01 pm

First of all, what the hell is DC Persian? Never heard of it. Is it a Persian version of DC Comics, full of imaginary Persian cartoon characters?

Second, long ago I gave up on the little jive talking Persian kids that don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground, which is why they wear such baggy pants so that their ass becomes a continuum with the ground. These kids are not Persian in any sense. Their only link is that their parents are Persian (some of them). Soon, they will get diluted into the Western sea and lose entirely any link to their ancestry. And I say good riddance. The sooner these M&M kids lose complete association with Iran the better. They give Iran a bad name.

Being Iranian is not a privilege by birth, nor is it exclusive by birth. Being Iranian is a choice; a state of mind. Of course, birth has a lot to do with it, because it places that person in an environment that would emphasize or de-emphasize Iranian culture and identity. However, birth can be overruled by choice.

Many call themselves Iranian even though they represent the antithesis of Iran. They choose the way of the Taazi, and worship a culture and God that has always been keen on the destruction of Iran. So even though they were born in Iran and have Iranian ancestors, since they chose a Taazi path they are really not Iranian. To those people I also say good riddance, because I don’t want such retards representing Iran.

Conversely, any foreigner (Turk, Mongol, or otherwise) that settled in Iran and accepted and appreciated the Iranian culture – the real Iranian culture of the Achaemenids, Parthians, and Sassanids; not the Taazified Iran – I say welcome with open arms, and accept them as equal Iranians.

To the jive talking Persian kids I say this: please forget that your parents came from Iran, and stay in the hood.

To the Taazi occupiers inside Iran I say this: soon the time will come when you will no longer be able to falsely identify yourselves as Iranian, and Iran will demand your full allegiance to it alone, and to no Taazi entity. You will have to make a choice: renounce your Taaziness and become Iranian once more, or pack up your Taazi gear and move to Taaziland Arabia and join the Brotherhood of Taazis there. Personally, I prefer it for you to choose the latter.
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