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Postby Ahreeman X » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:27 pm

Dear Culturally Deprived Prophet:

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“Long time ago when my sex life was going through drought I asked you to send me one of your whores ( young whore)”




The reason your sex life is often going through drought, is exactly statements such as above! The term is ladies and not whores! People like you who call women, whores instead of ladies, often end up with a jar o Vaseline in the closet, jerking off with picture of Teddy Kennedy or Ruhollah Khomeini, whichever looks sexier in dim closet light!

I just wonder @ what age will you learn to call women, ladies?!
Aren’t you tired of making love to your right hand? I mean your hand is down to the bones!
Can you hear me "ArmStrong"?
You dig Joe?

Where do you think I live, Texas?
I don’t do prostitutes and whores!

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Postby Amir » Sat Oct 14, 2006 11:14 pm

Hehehe…. Jojo, looks like I got under your skin, didn’t I? I just love it when I get under peoples’ skin. It’s a lot more fun when I piss people off. Judging from your comments, and by the emanating aroma that accompanies them, I’d say that there is a strong urine smell coming from your direction.

Spanky time for Amir ..


Hmmm…. Jojo, I didn’t know you were into spankings. If you want some, come and get it baby.

But seriously, didn’t Ahreeman give you a jar of Vaseline already? The only thing you’ll be spanking will be your own monkey.

I can see and feel the anger and pain in your words..


Perhaps you are mistaking ridicule and mockery for anger and pain, no? Why would I be angry with you, Jojo Mojo? Nothing you ever say is understandable, much less anger provoking. The only reason I am even responding to you right now is because for the moment, you amuse me.

Dear Amir, I know about all the abuses you went through as a young man and I need to tell you that, honestly I was not involved in it.


Truly you are a prophet. Wow! What insight. What a mind reader you are. That’s a neat trick. Let’s try it again. Without looking, and using only your magical prophetic abilities, tell me, how many fingers am I holding up right now?

Dearest, you are a little boy pretending to be a grown up,


I’m sorry, what were you saying about being “grown up?â€
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Hello deary... :)

Postby Joehohoho » Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:33 am

Deary Amir.. come down.. I am just playing with you. Just kidding with you..
Here are my one liners( or more) in response to you, and as a chance to spread some more wisdom.. :)

Now... here are more truth engulfed in more kidding stuffs... here it pours... catch...
** I did not expect you to understand my posts... They are heavy metal :) Remember; I am the future not the past and the Ego ( the you that you know, now) can only evaluate and judge based on the past experiences and the memories...But in truth you are much more than that “ limited beingâ€
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Postby CR » Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:10 am

Jojo, still got your Mojo? :badgrin:

If you decide to stay in Iran, still can write your very educating and futuristic crap, I mean prophecies in IPC.

People need enlightenment, not? :-k
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Postby Joehohoho » Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:31 pm

Hiee CR joon..
I will try.. but it is dangerous..

I will miss you too, without any but or if..
Now give a smile... :) And a wink...
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Run, Forest, Run!

Postby Amir » Sun Oct 15, 2006 11:58 pm

Here are my one liners( or more) in response to you, and as a chance to spread some more wisdom..


I understand that you have a very noble aim. You probably believe what you just said. There’s only one problem with your noble aim to spread wisdom:

What you consider wisdom, the rest of the world views as incoherent babble. Having the avatar of a baby, I’m sure you must know what defines babble: incoherent baby talk. If only it weren’t for this small detail (Jojo’s wisdom = reality’s babble) then you would be golden. Aren’t details just a bitch?

Now... here are more truth engulfed in more kidding stuffs...


Again, I’m sure you believe that you kid. But kidding involves humor and wit. The problem lies again in the fact that nothing you say has any element of humor or wit. So what you perceive as kidding is in reality just retarded babble.

If you can somehow get past this minor problem, your chips will start falling into place. But until then, I unfortunately have to keep reminding you that Jojo’s world is fictitious.

I did not expect you to understand my posts...


Now you’re getting a grip on reality. You see, no-one understands any of your posts, because they are all a jumble of incomprehensible soup of words. All I can do is pick out phrases here and there and try to address them individually.

Remember; I am the future not the past and the Ego ( the you that you know, now) can only evaluate and judge based on the past experiences and the memories...


Spoken like a true schizophrenic prophet. See, Jojo Mojo, this is what I’m talking about. What the hell does the future and past have to do with the Ego? What is the matter with that melon you call a head?

Okay, okay…let me make up an example of a typical Jojo Mojo incoherent sentence:

Jojo: “In order to grow beyond one’s limitations, he has to reflect on the temperature of a stove, since last night he saw a blue giraffe riding on a bicycle, on his way to school, stopping only to get ice-cream, and what good ice-cream it was, chocolate is my favorite flavor, because the masters cause the evil of this world, and I am only trying to illuminate all since a red balloon is the way to the future, not the past present particilpe…â€
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Dear Ahriman

Postby Joehohoho » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:15 am

I corrected my post per your recommendation... And I hope that, one day every one grow large enough ( in the mind not the body), to accept their errors and correct them bravely.... without any excuses....or not..?


I love you with or without ...But...
And many many buts following this but..
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Dear Amir..

Postby Joehohoho » Mon Oct 16, 2006 9:27 am

Hello Amir..
I enjoyed our debate. I need to confess that I learned plenty from it... You are a very worthy person in truth, and I announce you as the winner of the debate..
Thank you for your involvement which helped me to see my errors.
***I am learning everyday.. by knocking at many doors!!!"

***"The reality is; absolute, one, unchangeable and timeless and perception is " only a changing point of view" with a vast spectrum of faces.
Forest Gump


Love you with or without.. but..
Thank you for wishing me well..
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Have a safe trip

Postby Amir » Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:18 pm

Why is it that whenever I pick on someone they think I’m trying to have a debate with them? What debate? The way I see it, this is just for entertainment, and I just try to have some fun.

Believe me, if I debated someone, there would be no doubt about it.

As there was no debate, there can be no winner or loser. Only entertainment. The only question that remains, therefore, is who got entertained more.

Thank you for wishing me well..



You’re welcome. I meant it, Jojo. I hope your journey is a safe one, and I hope you enjoy seeing our homeland up close again. I wish I could.
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Postby Ahreeman X » Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:12 am

Amir Arsalan:

You are such a hypocrite! First you tell me I must have too much time to Frag with Jojo Tojo, but then you take the lead & master frag with him! Is it me or is it you always in search of a Bozo to invade his Bozone (Ozone around the Bozos)?

Very good analysis of Jojo Tojo. Are you sure you are not a psychiatrist?

Anyhow, I am here to inform “ALL”, that I have just got back from the clinic, getting a tetanus shot and also a cortisone shot! Why you ask? So in case, some genetic schizophrenic delusional DNA jumped through the monitor, while getting enlightened by the “Savior Prophet”, then I shall be immune! So now, I am Cyber-Safe!

After reading Jojo Tojo’s Bits O Wisdom, I also had to take a shower & use Kisseh to scrub myself clean (Persian Style)!

For some strange reason, I felt filthy due to remarks and philosophy of:

With or Without
Aka
With (The Shambool) or Without (The Shambool)

This homegrown savior prophet is AC/DC!

So after the shots and showers, now I truly feel Cyber-Safe, to sit back behind my monitor & download more piles o shiite via Jojo verses, yet alas the savior prophet is now on his way to Tehran! Allah bless his confused delusional soul!

I hope he returns home safe or @ least settles a beautiful life in Qom with a Talabeh boy or Sister of Zeynab (Either Way) and makes many little Jojos or Good Shiites (Either way)!

May the Siqeh be blessed. As long as I am also the Hojatol Eslam of IPC (Nurollah X), then allow me to bless the siqeh, before Jojo sets foot in Mehr-Abad Airport:

Ya Allah
La Takun-a Ena Fel Kun-a!
Yam Yallad, Va Lam Youlad
Baparam ru kulat!

La Ellaha Ella Allah
Astakhforallah!

Takbir …………….

Please join voices to read salavat for Joe!

Allah o Masal o Alla Mohammad, va Alleh Mohammad ……….

Say Joe,

BTW,

I will finger you with or without (Coherent thoughts)
But I hope you get it again (a lobotomy)!

Amen!


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Postby Ahreeman X » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:56 pm

Joe?!

......... hey wait a second, what is Joe doing back in here?
We thought we got rid of you!

Damn Joe is like Energizer Battery, he keeps on going and going and going …………

Joe:
Deleted...
I will revise and post this later..
Regards


For God’s sake, Don’t! Dooooooooon’t! Please have mercy on our eyes and Do not Post anymore Kos O She’r! How much money do you want in advance to not post anymore?
You must be the first writer in history of Iran in which publishers are willing to pay him not to write!
Jal Al Khaleq! Joe I write you a monthly check, not to write anymore!

If you won’t have mercy on our eyesight, @ least have mercy on our stomachs! I can’t read your rhetorics without the runs!

Baba jan, if you must write, then for God’s sake take your lithium and Xanax before writing, will ya?

Mardom ke gonah nakardan, bayast in Mohmalat-e to ro bekhunan!
Baba rezayat bedeh vo nanevis?!

Dadash chand bedim to nanevisi?!

Joe, there are two possibilities:

1. This was the fastest trip to Iran in history of the universe! What did you do? Beam up through a WormHole? And got back with the speed of light years?

2. You were the first Iranian in history of Iran whom IRI had denied visa to! Why? Because they went and took a head count from Komak Hospital, Chehrazi Hospital and other Mental Hospitals and figured that they already have more than enough Nuts; therefore, they do not need to import one from Texas! Am I right or am I right?

Say Joe, honestly:

Q1: To khodeto Kos gir avordi ya melat-o?

Q2: Now, you do realize that you write Kos O She’r, right?
Or are you under the impression that you are writing Scientific Philosophy?!

“May Ahreeman Bless “All” Mentally Challenged Iranians All around the globe!”

Amen!


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Postby Liberator » Sat Nov 04, 2006 1:25 pm

Wasn't Joe Blow on his way to Iran!?


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Re: Return of Ahreeman & Political Issues!

Postby Kargozaran » Fri Apr 01, 2016 5:57 am

It is funny how you fools made an ass of yourselves in the past and you still do. Nothing changed and nothing will change. Islamic Republic of Iran is still in power and stronger than ever. Our republic is now a global power. Deal with it bitches and go suck a duck.

Long live Islamic Republic of Iran

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