Liberator:
“X-jaan, “
Jan?
“Your loosing touch with your roots! First you abandon your support for the 2500 year old Iranian institution which suits Iran far better than the American republican system you've become a proponent of.”
Actually it is
8000 years of Monarchy,
not 2500 years! You see, back then @ 2500 Years Celebration of the Iranian Monarchy @ Shiraz/Persepolis (you had to be there, you would’ve loved it), the historians were not aware of our 8000 years history, simply because only after the overthrow of Alahazrat (1979), archeologists, anthropologist and historians had discovered the Shush (Susa) Civilization and also traces of beer in Susa jugs (Iranians invented beer).
So as you see, you are still 28 years behind the latest historical discoveries and 28 years behind science! Not to worry, soon I will re-release the updated, revised and up-to-date versions of my both historical books:
8000 years of Iranian history
and
222 years of struggle for independence of Iran
Therefore, I will re-educate you! So
if you want to brag about Iranian Monarchy, then do not limit it to 2500 years and please go the full blown 8000 years of Iranian Monarchy!You are stuck in time (1979)!
Evolve Liberator…………..
Evolve!
“Then you start using American terms (soccer) instead of the correct term (fotball)!”
Here you go again screwing up again! You mean “Football”, not “Fotball”, right?
What is “
Fotball”?
Is it
Dahati Ardabili accent for Football?
Btw, Football is not a Persian term, but a
British term!
Once more,
Evolve Liberator…………..
Evolve!
“Don't you see what is happening with you over there in San Diego! You're becoming Americanized!”
OK, this is what I am going to do (for you),
If my condition gets worst, then I am giving you full authority to put me on trial for crimes of:
Treason
Westoxication
Cultural Deprivation
Whatever other propped up charges you may cook…….
Etc.
Only one request, make sure Amir will defend me!
“I pray for you”
To Ahura or Ahreeman?
Sign,
Soccer Enthusiast X