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Postby Ahreeman X » Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:32 pm

Iran Soccer and Sports Index
:goal:

Everything you need to know about,
Iranian Soccer (not football, only to get on Liberator’s nerves!) and Sports.

Chew on this if you can! :food:
But don’t eat Double cheeked (Do Lopi)! :surprised:

Haji,
:stop:
Relax!
Do lopi nakhorin, loqme loqme vo shemordeh bokhorin! :banghead:
Negaran nabashin! Tamum nemisheh!
Enjoy,

Iran Soccer and Sports Index
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Postby Liberator » Thu Nov 30, 2006 3:29 pm

X-jaan,

Your loosing touch with your roots! First you abandon your support for the 2500 year old Iranian institution which suits Iran far better than the American republican system you've become a proponent of. Then you start using American terms (soccer) instead of the correct term (fotball)! Don't you see what is happening with you over there in San Diego! You're becoming Americanized!

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Postby Ahreeman X » Thu Nov 30, 2006 4:17 pm

:irannational: Liberator:

“X-jaan, “


Jan?

“Your loosing touch with your roots! First you abandon your support for the 2500 year old Iranian institution which suits Iran far better than the American republican system you've become a proponent of.”


Actually it is 8000 years of Monarchy, not 2500 years! You see, back then @ 2500 Years Celebration of the Iranian Monarchy @ Shiraz/Persepolis (you had to be there, you would’ve loved it), the historians were not aware of our 8000 years history, simply because only after the overthrow of Alahazrat (1979), archeologists, anthropologist and historians had discovered the Shush (Susa) Civilization and also traces of beer in Susa jugs (Iranians invented beer).

So as you see, you are still 28 years behind the latest historical discoveries and 28 years behind science! Not to worry, soon I will re-release the updated, revised and up-to-date versions of my both historical books:

8000 years of Iranian history
and
222 years of struggle for independence of Iran

Therefore, I will re-educate you! So if you want to brag about Iranian Monarchy, then do not limit it to 2500 years and please go the full blown 8000 years of Iranian Monarchy!

You are stuck in time (1979)!

Evolve Liberator………….. Evolve! :horseman:

“Then you start using American terms (soccer) instead of the correct term (fotball)!”


Here you go again screwing up again! You mean “Football”, not “Fotball”, right?
What is “Fotball”?
Is it Dahati Ardabili accent for Football?

Btw, Football is not a Persian term, but a British term!

Once more,

Evolve Liberator………….. Evolve! :horseman:

“Don't you see what is happening with you over there in San Diego! You're becoming Americanized!”


OK, this is what I am going to do (for you),

If my condition gets worst, then I am giving you full authority to put me on trial for crimes of:
Treason
Westoxication
Cultural Deprivation
Whatever other propped up charges you may cook……. :Twriter:
Etc.

Only one request, make sure Amir will defend me!

“I pray for you”


To Ahura or Ahreeman? :devbrowed:


Sign,

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Postby Ahreeman X » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:57 am

Liberator:

I was just thinking on this issue & I had come to the conclusion that Ultra Nationalists such as yourself need to create another cheesy fully Persian term for “Football” (Soccer) which of course will not make sense & will be as funny as tons of others created by Ultra Nationalists!

Terms such as:

Narm Afzar-e Moteharek = Animation Software
(That sounds like a Turbo Vibrator)

Or who can ever forget this legendary one:

Deraz Aviz-e Zinati = Dress Tie
(That sounds like my Dad’s Hanging schlong! At his age, it is only decorative!)

I swear to you, everytime I talk with IM to Iran & they use these terms, I either crack up laughing on the floor or get an erection size of Mount Everest, whichever comes first!

So if we create one for Football, then I propose:

Tup = Ball
Tup Pa = Foot + Ball => Football

Or

Gerd-e Ravan = Ball
(That sounds like a “Runaway Testicle”)
Gerd-e Ravan Bazi = Playing + Ball => Football
(That sounds like playing with someone’s runaway testicle)

So there you go fellow Liberator!

From now on, you should be Pure Persian & distribute this term instead of Football around Persian Forums! Specifically you need to distribute this term around Ultra Nationalist Cheesy forums such as Activist Chat!

I insist that Iranians must use this pure Persian term:

“Gerd-e Ravan Bazi” instead of Westoxicated term of Football!

Dear Lord! You Ultra Nationalists kill me (Riot/Killer!)!

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