Final Words O Wisdom to Chubo and Chubette
To
Turk-Zadeh (Kia) +
Turkette (Catayoun Afshar):
At first I wanted to go step by step and quote each piece of your posts and respond to them; however, I figured the two of yous unappreciative traitors are not worth of my precious time to do so. Therefore, I just state the cream of crop of my thoughts in a nutshell as final words on this subject to yous.
So the two of yous want to put Ahreeman on a trial in IPC?
Let us go back in history,
Turkette used to be a Disco Bunny in Discotheques of LA, and then Bang O Salavat Iranian Tabloid forums of AOL and MSN Iran Boards! then she found her way to the old IPC club, I discovered her and I turned her to the Mighty Chic Moda Immortal Guard. As an honorary title, I granted the title of IPC Club Admin to her.
Turk-Zadeh was a viking caveman under a Rock in Malmo, Sweden. Once every 24 hours he would come out of his cave, yawn a bit, stretch, scream Javid Shah (Arbadeh Keshi) and run around in Peyvand Hezbollah Sponsored Forum, shooting shiite with Hezbos, Old Hens, Torshideh Dokhtars and other Kos Kholz! Then he found his way to the old IPC club, I discovered him and I turned him to the Mighty Liberator Immortal Guard. As an honorary title, I granted the title of IPC Club Moderator to him.
Both of you back-stabbing, Unappreciated Turks, in your old forums, used to refer to me as:
“
The Greatest Iranian Opposition Leader”
Deny it and then I bring on alive witnesses from those forums who bashed the both of yous for your love and admiration for me.
Then I told both of yous and “ALL” that I am no opposition leader, no politician, no guru and no other Big Shot title. I am only “Servant of the Masses” and the “History Teller”.
In other words, through the years, I have shaped you, framed you, formatted you, mold you, educate you, transformed my knowledge to you and constructed a couple of great Nationalist Wise Soldiers out of you.
Both of you were a couple of clowns on Iranian forums. I saw potential in yous. I was the one who created Chic Moda and Liberator. I made legends out of yous! I have made yous Household names.
Ferdowsi used to say:
Ke Rostam yali bud dar Sistan
Manash kardamash Rostam-e Dastan
I say:
Turkette and Turk-Zadeh were a couple of Susul Nechro-Monarchists on tabloid forums
I had turned them to Mighty Chic Moda and Liberator
Yous were a couple of Turk-e Portaqal Forush in Tabriz. You were selling oranges in Shanbeh Bazaar of Tabriz. I discovered and bloomed yous. I even own the deed to your heroic names and natures of Chic moda and Liberator. I made yous who you are today!
You got balls wanting to trial me, but I even given you those balls! Them balls are the direct results of being IPC Op members or else, if your paths had not crossed mine, then you would have never grown Big Balls. You would have been a couple of Chubby Rats the same as your other Cum-Patriots Doodool and Susul!
It is The Ahreemanic Path which distinguished the two of yous as Youth Role Models amongst the Sea of your other Gusaleh Cum-Patriots and Nechro-Monarcho Bozos!
In other words, both of you were nothing before me. You were a couple of piss ant bache susul monarchists. Both of you are what you are today, simply because of me and my teachings.
You are nothing but figments of my imagination. I have shaped you to role models for the youth.
Now, you two want to put me on trial?
Turk-Zadeh the DA and Turkette the Hanging Judge?
Tof be surat-e unappreciative little bache susul monarchists!
Aqebat Gorg-Zadeh, Gorg shavad.
I stuck my hand in the pure honey comb jar and then stuck it in your mouths, but you bitten my fingers off!
Dast-e man namak nadareh!
So yous want a trial?
I’ll give you a trial!
Why don’t the both of yous Trial this (I am pointing at you know what)?
Trial of Haji Kuchike
Hear yee Hear yee
Why don’t all of you Monarchists help together and carry him to the Witness Stand?
One two three, Ya Ali…………….
Allow me to direct you because he is a Big Boy and too heavy!
Background Info on the Carriers of Haji Kuchike:
The History of Iran, not taught in Monarchist School of Lies
Farah Pahlavi
Also known as Farah Bolandeh, a starving student in Paris and Europe. Used to go to Ardeshir Zahedi whom was always having a diplomatic post around various embassies of Europe and beg for loans, grants and money! Ardeshir Zahedi who was a Kudeta-Chi and all his family including General Zahedi were Kudeta-Chi and CIA pawns of 28 Mordad Coup, and servants of Shah, figured that this Farah Bolandeh would be a good match for Shah. Back then Shah was in search of a semi good looking woman who could get pregnant. That is why he divorced Soraya due to not being able to get pregnant. Shah was in need of an earl, a son! Little did he know that his earl would grow up and turn to “An”! So Zahedi primarily “Test Drove” Farah Bolandeh to make sure she can get pregnant! Once Zahedi made sure that Farah can get pregnant, then he introduced her to Shah and caused Farah to become Queen! Until this day Farah is in debt to Zahedi for introducing her to Shah. Above info can be confirmed via Kudeta-Chi, oops excuse moi, His Excellency Zahedi, which yous often kiss his ass!
Ashraf Pahlavi
Even though this woman has big balls, much larger than Shah ever had, yet she is a known promiscuous drug user and drug dealer! Once she even got arrested in Italy for trying to traffic Heroin through Europe. Her great number of young lovers and opium dens were legendary in Darbar. She was a known owner/operator of much Iranian Drug Business and she was the fertile grounds to many young boy toys! Ashraf is the true meaning of corruption. Most likely the most corrupt Pahlavi! The funny thing is that even Ashraf supported our 2nd coup plan back in the 80s, but Reza Pahlavi de Faggot did not! It is amazing that from a corrupt mother like Ashraf, came a brave soldier of Iran, Shahriar Shafiq, a great hero!
Farahnaz Pahlavi
Following the path of Ashraf, a drug addict and a common whore!
Reza Pahlavi
Do I even need to explain what is he all about? I think I have said enough about this guy! Just read the IPC Website! His Kun Goshad Imperail Majesty, the widest Ass in the Imperial Darbar! More lazy, illiterate, useless and worthless than Shah Sultan Hussein Safavid and Ahmad Shah Qajar! Reza Pahlavi, the leader of Monarchists and the Symbol of Iranian Monarchists and Pahlavi Ball Polishers, is basically a Sack O Shiite! Seyed Reza Pahlavi in action!
Ok I better stop the history lesson right here.
Man-Handling Haji Kuchike via Monarchists
So all Monarchists will handle Haji Kuchike in this manner:
Farah can lift Imam Hassan (Ahreemanic Right Testicle), well hold it above her head.
Reza can lift and man handle Imam Hussein (Ahreemanic Left Testicle) and rise it above his head.
Farahnaz can carry the waist with a leather Dick Choker pulling it tight.
Ashraf a lover of heads can grasp the head with an open arms and lift it way above the skies of LA!
Turk-Zadeh and
Turkette can help lifting the heavy body of Haji to transport him from his resting-place (Ahreemanic Tonban) to the Witness Stand Box!
So one …..two …….three, say Ya Ali madad! Let all the Imperial Majesties, Royal Highnesses, Oliyahaz-Rats, Valahaz-Rats, Vala-Goh-Ars, Crown Princes and Princesses along with their Khayeh Mals, well Man-Handle Haji Kuchike to the trial!
Hey, while man-handling Haji Kuchike, you all can sing:
Sorud-e Shahanshahi!
C’mon everybody, dam begirin:
Shahanshah-e ma zende bada,
Mihan be farash bovad, javedan
Kaz Pahlavi shod molke Iran,
Sad rah behtar ze ahde basetan!
Lala alal lala lalayyyyyyyyyyy….
Hows that for a trial?
Couple of Fat Turk Rats in Desire to Trial Ahreeman!
You two chubby checkers were nothing before and will be nothing after me. You are what you are because of me. The Chubette in LA and the Chubster under the Rock in Malmo were both a couple of piss ant kids before Ahreeman. Same as Roya, I made you what are today and the same as Roya after she left, she had faded away in the dust, then you will do the same.
Not that I embraced both of yous with open arms, loved and cherished yous, trained yous, taught yous, educate yous, entered you to Darbar-e Ahreeman, opened the Mighty gates of Qajar Aristocracy (The True Persian Aristocracy, not that fake Pahlavi Bull Crap), and finally granted the honors of becoming IPC Operations members; furthermore, assigned yous a couple of easy ceremonial posts (IPC Admin and Moderator), only to make yous happy, relevant, sound important and included in the game.
I nourished, and loved yous so you grew big and strong. I evolved yous spiritually, mentally and psychologically so you became Gods.
I invested my heart and soul and my knowledge into yous. I loved yous like true comrades and friends.
“Ma ba ham nun o namak khordim!”
We went through episodes together and we were comrades.
And what have you done?
Betrayed IPC Operations
Betrayed Me
Betrayed our Friendship
Betrayed the Tradition of comeradery
And now,
You want to put me on trial?
Khak bar sar-e man ke ba shoma dota ayaq shodam.
Man Gorg bozorg kardam!
Man vaqe'an bayad kheyli khar basham!
Relax, Haji Kuchike comes voluntarily!
I’ll erect and send the accused to LA to put you Turkette in a chokehold and drag you to SD.
I’ll send the accused to Malmo to wrap around you Turk-Zadeh’s neck and drag you from under the rock and pull you up in the sky, right on to SD.
Then both of yous can act as DA and Judge to trial Haji.
By all means start the trial. I guess these days you have retired from polishing Reza Pahlavi’s cotton balls, with not much to do, so by all means put Haji on trial.
Haji is ready to face his destiny in an official international trial. Haji is brave. Haji is a martyr.
Now start preparation by calling all Imperial Majesties as witnesses!
Reality Check
Imperial Iran ended by the end of Aqa Mohamad Shah Qajar’s reign.
Aqa Mohamad Shah Qajar was the last Imperial Majesty HIM.
After Aqa Khan there existed no more HIMs.
After Aqa Khan, Imperial Iran became Kingdom of Iran.
For the last time educate yourselves:
First and Last Persian Emperors
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/history/fir ... -emperors/
Now run along Wikipedia, Doodool-e Kuchak Blog, Compatriot Doodool-e Kuchak, Compatriot Azar KIR, HIM Reza Faggot and other Bache Susul Monarchists to justify that Pahlavis were Emperors and Reza Pahlavi is the Emperor of Khala (Toilet)!
Keep on calling Farah Empress and Reza Emperor and believe you live in Imperial Iran! Keep on dreaming for another 28 years.
Now call yourselves His Imperial Majesty, His Excellency, His Royal Highness, His Royal Empress, His Royal Hiney, Oliya Dool, Vala Kun, Valahaz-Rat and other crap!
I used to look upon monarchists as mentally Challanged and Intellectually Inferior
Then I used to begin to Hate them due to their betrayals and treasons
Now I have no hard feelings towards them, but I feel pity for them!
Why you ask?
Because these people live in Denial!
They live in a Fantasy World!
28 years ago, they have been kicked out of Iran.
Today they still play Shah-Vazir in LA and London!
As I have always stated:
“De-Nile is not only a river in Egypt, but Denial is also a state of mind for Monarchists!”
These people are detached from Reality and they are still crowning and throning themselves, granting titles and competing on who can polish RPs balls better to become the next his or her Excellency! Little do they know that RP has no balls but cotton balls!
At The End of The Day!
At the end of the day, when they hit a problem and they have a question, they run back to Poppa Ahreeman! Why don’t they run to Reza Pahlavi, Compatriot Doodool-e Kuchak, “Cum-Patriot” Aryo Pirouznia, Cum-Patriot Olaq-e Bozorg or Dasteh Khar? Why you ask?
Because all of these Monarchists are inferiorly illiterate! How can they teach history, Persian Language, Philosophy or Linguistics? They can’t even wash their own asses! That Gusaleh Reza Pahlavi had to get some bozos to even write two cheesy books and call him the author! How can these people educate these Jujeh Monarchists like Turk-Zadeh and Turkette, if themselves are not even educated?
So once these cheesball exiled born, pig headed, Jujeh Monarchists have a technical, historical, linguistic and nationalistic question, they run back to Poppa Ahreeman! Why you asked?
Because only The Master can satisfy their never ending thirst for nationalism, knowledge, history and true meaning of the terms such as Aryamehr!
They know better not to ask their illiterate Shah Reza de Nim Pahlavi about the meaning of the term Aryamehr because that would be like Blind asking the blind to lead the way!
They always run back to Ahreeman! Because they know better that They Can’t Touch This! But they can always touch Haji and drag him to trials!
There is a big difference between Monarchists out there (out of IPC) and the Monarchists in here (inside IPC)!
Wild Barbaric Monarchists (outside IPC)
The ones out there in the jungles, sneakily and in hiding read Ahreeman’s articles and books on the net, admire him and worship him in hiding, but never reveal to the world that to whom they owe their knowledge to!
Domesticated Civilized Monarchists (inside IPC)
The ones inside the civilized world (inside IPC) have the pleasure of direct interaction with Ahreeman. This is a great pleasure and honor to directly consort with Ahreeman and his Sea of Ahreemanic Knowledge. But then again, some of them are stupid enough to go and Frag it all up to destroy all their ties to Ahreeman and by doing this, Fragging themselves out of Ahreeman’s company, friendship and sea of knowledge! So in a way, they Frag themselves and cheat themselves out of Pure Persian Pride and Knowledge.
Yes siri bobby,
I don’t hate Monarchists and Specifically Jujeh Monarchists
I pity them, thus they live in denial
I pity them, thus they deprive themselves out of Ahreemanic Knowledge
I pity them, thus they cheat themselves out of True Education about Iran
I truly pity them for wasting most of their brain capacity by not using it!
But Ahreeman is Generous and he forgives All, even Jujeh Monarchists, thus it is not their fault that they are foolish, yet it is the chromosomes and their genepull, the inferior monarchist genes! It is not their fault that they were born that way! It is not their fault that they worship False Gods and False Monarchs and scream 3 to 5 times a day “Javid Shah” or in Reza Pahlavi’s case “Shashid Shah”! Look at Monarchists as your poor mentally Handicapped brothers and sisters and try to help them to Evolve!
For Ahreeman to communicate with Monarchists is similar for A Sophisticated Alien, light years of intellect away from Earth to communicate with Rats! But I have faith, eventually Ahreeman shall Evolve them!
OK children, now run along and play Shah O Vazir in exile. C’mon one can be Oliyahaz-Rat Qaart and one can be Valahaz-Rat Qoort! RP can also be HIM Foot Footak! Bon appetite! Yous kids kill me! Yous kids are so playful!
Is there any wonder why people inside Iran, laugh at Monarchists?!
Chubo, your posts passed 1979. Yous are officially dead now. Yous are the only ones whom are not aware that yous are dead! Yous have burried yourselves in IPC same as yous done it in Iran on 1979.
As I have always stated:
“De-Nile is not only a river in Egypt, but Denial is also a state of mind for Monarchists!”
Ahreeman forgives you
Enjoy the voice of logic by
Ahreeman Mirza Qajar
(Real and Pure Aristocratic Prince O Qajar)
God bless Ahreeman (How Ironic)
[Rioooooooot, Murrrrrder, Killeeeeeeer!)
Amen
Sign,
Ahreeman X