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A Thanksgiving Prayer for Iran!

Postby Ahreeman X » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:47 pm

A Thanksgiving Prayer for Iran!
November 22, 2007


…. And Allah gave us the Turkey (Khomeini),
…..And Allah gave us the Pig (Khamenei),
Who shall be the third Animal (Imam)?
Shall it be Rafsanjani?
With this Umma’ of Allah Loving Muslim, it is not so far fetched!

29 Years of Bull Shiite and please stand by for another 29 years of Bull Shiite, unless you do something about it!

Those I would Like to Thank for this Thanksgiving ......

A Thanksgiving Prayer for Iran!
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/movement/pr ... /index.htm

Also read:

A Thanksgiving Prayer for IPC (Humor)
http://www.iranpoliticsclub.net/club/viewtopic.php?t=27


Amen!

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Postby Atusa Qajar » Sat Nov 24, 2007 8:20 am

Doc:

I think we are beyond prayer and our nation is going down hill by the speed of light :( , but thanks for the prayer. [-o<

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Postby Darvish » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:42 am

No Pray? May power of Christ compel U Atusa to my and X's riches path!

As for going downhill with the speed of light, no such thing! Matter can not travel by the speed of light and if that happens, then rest assured that your nation if it is Iran and Iranians have long spegetified, since as matter approaches the speed of light, length increases and so does the mass. This means, based on your statement, the mass of Iranian poop alone should be infinite!

WARNING: Fellow Iranians, have U measured the mass of your poop lately?
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Postby Ahreeman X » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:30 pm

Dear Susan:

Let me give you an advice,

Q: Who is the only person in the 7.5 years history of IPC who has been banned from this club and not even once but twice and with 2 different IDs?
A: You.

Q: Who is the person whom afterwards tried for 4 months and with 20 different IDs to get back in, yet everytime she got in, after one post, she got kicked out again?
A: You.

Q: Who is the person who had and has a beef with every single moderator, admin and practically every member of this club?
A: You.

Q: Who is the person who wants to be in here, but refuses to abide by the constitution of this club?
A: You.

Who is the person who will soon be expelled from this club again?
A: You.

It truly puzzles me to see Psychopaths like you! Here, try this:

Ask yourself, do you want to be here or not?
Cause if you do, then you would have not yet picked another Bull Shiite with another admin!

You just got back in here after 4 months of being banned. You are on probation. Why are you on probation? Why are you in here at all? Because I vouched for you to be given a third chance! How many chances should be given to you?

It takes you a short time of behaving like a human being, just to get back to your old self! Once again, you raise Shiite with yet another IPC Admin. You start drawing your crayon cartoons, start agitating, talk Shiite and this seems like you are just asking for a moderator or admin to kick you out of here again!

What is it with you? Do you have a Time Limit to be human? After The Time Limit expires, you become your old self, which is in fact:

The Pre Operational Transsexual Lesbian Nut Job Psychopath Anarchist?

How many times do I have to vouch for you?

Do you want to be in here or not?
If yes, then behave yourself!
If not, then I guarantee you that soon you will be banned again by one of the admins or moderators. This time, I will also guarantee you that I will not vouch for you again! So this time, if you get banned, it would be permanent, because everyone here hates you and the only one who sympathizes with you is me. You are taking advantage of my sympathy.

I don’t care about your talk backs, silly little cartoons about me, but not everyone is like me. You talk Shiite or draw Shiite about them, and you will die. Simple as that.

I can’t picture how can a person like you function in a real society, when you cannot even function in a cyber forum! You are an Anti Social Sociopath Anarchist!

What is wrong with your brain? Has it moved around again?

Must I pull out Haji Kuchike, send him through Cyber Space to Jersey to whack you across the head a few times and slap you in the face a few times and conduct the famous Ahreemanic Brain Surgery on you, to relocate your brain back to normal again?

It seems to me that you are a masochist and you are simply begging to be banned again or at least you beg Haji Kuchike to revive your brain again!

You are like an old dog. Old Dogs, can’t change and they surely can never learn new tricks. The only way to deal with old dogs is a bullet between the eyes!

Is this what you try so hard to ask from the Admins and Moderators?
Are you screaming loud and telling them that Probations and Temporary Stay in IPC is not for you?

Are you seeking a permanent execution?

Allow me to refresh your memory:

Trial of Bache Kuni
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/club/viewtopic.php?t=1077

Funeral of Bache Kuni
http://iranpoliticsclub.net/club/viewtopic.php?t=1096


So IPC members had put you on trial, fair and square, killed you and then buried you (Emam Kooni ID)! Then you had returned from the dead for the second time. They killed you again (Edelge aka Gay Blade)! Now you are back (thanks to me) and on probation.

Just a few weeks in to probation, you are starting Shiite again!

I guess, your Death Clock is ticking. It is time for you to get yourself in trouble again and a few short steps to die again. But this time, don’t look at me for Help! If you get banned, I will not vouch for you again and allow them to let you in for the 4th time.

As you see, we had changed our system and there are no more spamers at the rate of 20 a day trying to get in to the club. We don’t have to delete 100 prospect members (spamers, pornographers, con artists, hackers, hezbos and other degenerates) per week. No one registers to get in, except those whom we are already aware of them and allow them to be in here. We don’t allow any more random members. So no matter how many IDs you try to use to get back in, you will never be allowed to get in. Your IDs will stand alone as sore eyes, because we don’t have anymore tons of applicants to get in. You will not be able to blend in with the wave! We only allow new members by approvals.

Push your luck and keep on trying to see how far you can push the admins and moderators and see where does it take you. This will be your last admission, chance and hope to ever get back in. And if you get back in (like you tried for 20 times), as soon as you post your first post, once more you will be kicked out and all your posts will be deleted.

BTW, before you get kicked out again, try reading my respond to your last post in “Joe” thread. I don’t know if you missed out on it or not!

So I am pulling my protection from you. As of now, you will be alone in jungles of IPC. One false move, and moderators will fry your ass again……..

Hee Hee Hee How Howl Howling!

Try to behave Malijak.
I truly like your new ID and Avatar.
I hate not seeing you around anymore!


Adios

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Postby Darvish » Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:00 pm

Talking about oversensitivity, what is the big deal X? In my book it is called high-intellectual humor. I am not sure, but in all honesty, a large IQ gap may be the primary factor for conflict. I have a perfect solution for the issue at hand, make me a SupperMod.

Think about it for a moment, the intolerants in question have no problem degrading beliefs, religion, ideologies, and culture of others, not mentioning individuals, but their knees shake when their image is portrayed with incongruities. What does it reveal to U in three words, “ a shallow self esteem” or " a shallow value system"!


ps: Believe me U, IP lookups and tracks will lead U to nothing connected to me and Unless U have the companies resources, U have zilch on me!
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Postby Ahreeman X » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:04 pm

Susan:

“make me a SupperMod”


What does this word mean, you illiterate one?
Super Model?
Super Moderator?
Supper Server?

“What does it reveal to U in three words, “ a shallow self esteem” or " a shallow value system"!”


Look who is talking! You are the one who wants to be a woman! A Transsexual Lesbian!

You and I maybe are not sensitive to words and graphics but, many are. Why can’t you respect that?

“Believe me U, IP lookups and tracks will lead U to nothing connected to me and Unless U have the companies resources, U have zilch on me!”


Who said I want to have anything on you? What makes you think that I would like to have anything on you? You really have a self-inflated opinion of yourself!

All I said was that we solved the spam problem and as you see there are no more 100 new prospect members a week, registering to become members in IPC Club. So I suggest that don’t get your ass kicked out of here again, because when you sign up to get in, your ID will stand as a sore sight for the eye and very noticeable!

As of now, we are very selective on whom to allow in here.

For your information:

a) IPC Club is the most read Iranian Political Forum on Internet. Check the stats buttons at the bottom left corner of the homepage. A small number of people post here but a large number of people read the forum. That’s how I like it. So whatever it is that you are doing here, the audience is here to observe you, so try behaving so you can remain staying here.

b) As I have stated before, I am a Cyber God. All I need is an opening (e-mail, fax, IM, Net Meeting, Voice Chat, etc.) and I can trace anyone to their doorstep. If you recall, you have been giving me many openings, for instance, you sent me many e-mails. So please stop your bull shiite and try to talk to me like a Hacker! You are not even a Haxor! You are a cartoon character who wants to be a Hacker. In fact you do not know jack about Cyber Space.

Any bozo who can write a few lines of childish scripts and call it a program, is not considered to be hacker! Don’t make me poke you in the eye with Haji Kuchike! Don’t make me turn him loose and send him through the web cam to poke you in the eye!

Company man my ass! First of all, you are not a man. You are not even a woman! You are a wanna be Woman, wanna be Model, wanna be Hacker, wanna be programmer, and a wanna be adult! Grow up!

The only thing you are is a sociopathic anarchist.

You are lucky that I like you or else the admins and moderators would have crucified you long time ago! Count your blessings!

Now, stop wasting my time. I am a busy man.

Hasta la vista Baby

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Postby Darvish » Wed Nov 28, 2007 7:55 pm

AhreemanX wrote:Susan:

“make me a SupperMod”


What does this word mean, you illiterate one?
Super Model?
Super Moderator? <------ This U moron,
Supper Server?

Judging based on IQ, you must be picking your mods from your submissive models. If we agree on a fair mid six figure compansations, as an admin, I will make it my duty to educate and elevate your mod standards from existing DAHATI to a Professional!

“What does it reveal to U in three words, “ a shallow self esteem” or " a shallow value system"!”


Look who is talking! You are the one who wants to be a woman! A Transsexual Lesbian!

You and I maybe are not sensitive to words and graphics but, many are. Why can’t you respect that?

Their sensitivity is due to the suppository treatment that U are giving them. Respect is earned, not handed to! Point me one distinctive thing that Atusa has done, ever, which merits respect and I will show U two wishy washy, inconsistent, and incoherent acts. So, how can U demand from me deception?

“Believe me U, IP lookups and tracks will lead U to nothing connected to me and Unless U have the companies resources, U have zilch on me!”


Who said I want to have anything on you? What makes you think that I would like to have anything on you? You really have a self-inflated opinion of yourself!

Moron, did U associate me with "Jersey", did U in another post refer to me as "Ronold"? Unless U read tea-leafs with Atusa, your disclosed information reveals that U went through extensive lengths attempting to identify and locate me based on my IPs.

Hint: Look up directional WiFi - under 5th amendment of US Constitution, I refuse to devolve any further information which may incriminate me!


All I said was that we solved the spam problem and as you see there are no more 100 new prospect members a week, registering to become members in IPC Club. So I suggest that don’t get your ass kicked out of here again, because when you sign up to get in, your ID will stand as a sore sight for the eye and very noticeable!

As of now, we are very selective on whom to allow in here.

For your information:

a) IPC Club is the most read Iranian Political Forum on Internet. Check the stats buttons at the bottom left corner of the homepage. A small number of people post here but a large number of people read the forum. That’s how I like it. So whatever it is that you are doing here, the audience is here to observe you, so try behaving so you can remain staying here.

b) As I have stated before, I am a Cyber God. All I need is an opening (e-mail, fax, IM, Net Meeting, Voice Chat, etc.) and I can trace anyone to their doorstep. If you recall, you have been giving me many openings, for instance, you sent me many e-mails. So please stop your bull shiite and try to talk to me like a Hacker! You are not even a Haxor! You are a cartoon character who wants to be a Hacker. In fact you do not know jack about Cyber Space.

Any bozo who can write a few lines of childish scripts and call it a program, is not considered to be hacker! Don’t make me poke you in the eye with Haji Kuchike! Don’t make me turn him loose and send him through the web cam to poke you in the eye!

Company man my ass! First of all, you are not a man. You are not even a woman! You are a wanna be Woman, wanna be Model, wanna be Hacker, wanna be programmer, and a wanna be adult! Grow up!

The only thing you are is a sociopathic anarchist.

You are lucky that I like you or else the admins and moderators would have crucified you long time ago! Count your blessings!

Now, stop wasting my time. I am a busy man.

Hasta la vista Baby

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Postby Ahreeman X » Thu Nov 29, 2007 10:29 am

Susan :pcharm: :

…. And on the 7th day, Ahreeman had taken a rest and spoken to Sue Sue … :namaz2: :devbrowed:

On the second thought, I am going to protect you from the sharp knives of the moderators and admins. Do you know why?

Every Darbar needs a Malijak :shakyd: . Naser edin Shah also had a Malijak. The role of the Malijak is basically:

a) Nokhodi
b) Court Jester
c) Kun Dadan

Well I am sure that you are well aware of b and c! And Nokhodi is indeed a character who serves no purpose in this club, well except being a Court Jester and indeed Kun Dadan!

In addition to the above roles, I require a masochist Bache Por Ru to torture (mentally and physically), because my doctor told me to let out the frustration rather than keep it inside to become a complex! Therefore, I am in need of a torture subject, wither in Ahreemanic House O Pleasureful Pains, in The Shack or in the Cyber Space.
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You would fit best to serve this purpose.

So in addition to serve as doing these tasks:

a) Nokhodi
b) Court Jester
c) Kun Dadan

you can also be a personal slave. So we had found 4 purposes for you:

a) Nokhodi :shakyd:
b) Court Jester :C
c) Kun Dadan :doctorF:
d) Personal Slave :pokey:

This decision (to allow you to stay in IPC) would indeed piss the admins, moderators and many members off; however, this is the risk I have to take, only to keep you here as a Nokhodi! But do not get your hopes high, because your status can always change! You are still on probation and on limited temporary stay in IPC. :fingering:

Be playful but don’t piss on the Persian Carpet! :dog:
Run around loose but only with a leash! :shackled:
Read Namaz, but only 3 Rakats! :namaz2:

Now, come over here and worship me a little bit.

Bow Susan, Bow to your God,
:namaz2: :devbrowed:
Ahreeman is merciful
Ahreeman is everywhere
Ahreeman is generous

Amen!
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Postby CR » Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:40 am

Ahreeman:

Telegraph Style
I’m very busy, North Africa is great, have to get back, found a chance to read your speech, you said it all, can’t add any more, great speech, everything is clear, best wishes, see you when I see you, keep safe.

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