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Near Death Experience: White Water Rafting at American River

Postby Ahreeman X » Wed Jun 01, 2005 8:48 am

X Diaries:
Near Death Experience
(American River)!

June 1, 2005

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And the Raven had brought the message ……
And the Raven was present ……


Folks:

How are yous? Good? I hope so! Have you been misbehaving as the way you should? Oh Good, That's the way we loves it! That's good enough, that's good enough indeed!

Talking about "Death" My Eternal Love, The Final Woman in my life ............

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Death My Eternal Love Maiden

Background

I am not going to tell you the whole story, I will save that for a time, very soon, that we will publish the new IPC Website. The story is too juicy to be published in this forum (IPC Club). It will come out as the latest chapter of the X Diaries. If you are an old IPC Reader, you are familiar with my memoirs & my travel logs (X Diaries). Be patient & soon you will read the whole story in the up & coming New IPC Website as:

X Diaries: Near Death Experience (American River)!

The interesting point, is that almost the whole incident has been recorded by a camera. This sports event has been photographed by a professional photographer. I will get a copy of the CD on June 12th. By the time, the new IPC Website will be published (few Months), the latest chapter of X Diaries including the complete story plus action pact photos will be in there!

In a nutshell, I will briefly reveal to you that in the past I had Four Near Death Experiences:

Racing With The Death!
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Oh ye............., did you think "Racing With The Death!" is fiction? Hell no! It is truth & nothing but the truth, yet in a poetic manner! I have made "Death" as a Poetic Lover! My Eternal Love! I am not going to post all my poems in the club. I understand that our poetry section along with the complete IPC Website has been knocked off the net by Hizbollah. For those who are familiar with "Racing With The Death!" & my other poems, more power to yous, yet for the new readers, I had to post this poem, so they would know what the hell am I talking about! If you want to read the rest of my poetry, you have to wait until we release the new site & then we will repost all the IPC Poets' poems.

The point is that, if you have read the above poem, then you are aware of my past four near death experiences; however, I have never came closer to death, as in my latest experience which has happened on this recent "Memorial Day" Weekend! According to Death, my eternal love (stated in the poem), the fifth encounter had to do the job! Yet, it seems like she missed! What's The Deal?!

Preview

Just a little preview until you read all about it in the new site! As you know, I live life on the edge! I am a man with No Fear, how can The Dark One, fear anything?! After all, I am the Essence of The Night! I am a Dead Man walking; therefore, I have a Death Wish & I welcome the Death! She is my Eternal Lover! People are often afraid of Death, they want to live forever! I see Death as yet another form of existence & nothing to be afraid of!

That's why I live life on the edge! What is life without danger? I need that testosterone, that adrenaline to flow in my veins, gets me hyper, hi & gets me going! And if along the way, the End to this form of existance shall come, then I shall embrace the Death! What is life without a little danger & excitement? Unlike many folks, I am not clinging to Life, like Glue! Do you want to live forever?!

Some like more Bang for their Buck,
I like more Buck for my Bang!

(Killeeeeeeeeeeer!)

Life is a Game, only a Game & I am experimenting with it!

That's why I do Martial Art Tournaments, Dirt Bike Racing, Motorcycle Jumping, Cliff Diving, Wave Riding, Jet Ski Maneuvering, Bungee Jumping, Kite Flying, Para Gliding, and White Water Rafting indeed! My thing is water sports! I prefer to live my life in the tradition of General Khatamis of the globe, to the full extent! Live & let Die! And to conspiracy theorists, "Yes" Khatami died as a Free Bird on the Kite, crashing Mountains & "No" Alahazrat did not kill him & cover it up, because he was affraid that Khatami would make a coup! Iranian conspiracy Theorists, best in the world, I am telling ya!

On this 4 days Memorial Day Holiday, in the tradition of the American Wild Spirit, we went White Water Rafting in American River! But the Tide was high, the water level was way high, the current speed was too fast, and the weather condition was unusual. It was not exactly a calm day for White Water Rafting! But then, it was a perfect day for us to get the experience of our lives! Nothing turns me on like a White Water Rafting, sports tournament or leisure ride in a not so good weather condition for the sports! The Speed, The Tide, The High Waves, The Trees & Rocks along the path to crash into, the obsticles, the wet splash, Showering with cold water when huge waves hit you in the face, going under the waves for minutes without oxygene, the freezing cold water, the whole shebang! It is an absolute Rush! Nothing quite like it folks! A shot of testostrone exploding the adrenaline stream in the body. I do not do drugs, booze, cigarettes or have any other addictions! Danger is my addiction! When one is into sports like these, then street clashes & rumbles with local Hizbollah is a fitness exercise to him! So as you see, I live a life of Danger, Horror & speed! I live life on the edge & I love it! I have always been debating between the best way to die! Shall it be during an Action Sport Tournoment, Sex or banishing along with hundreds of Islamists in a great explosion?! either way, I love it to be "Action Pact"!

As usual, I managed to talk my entourage (Blondie, Bruneti and Reds) into tagging along my adventures! They are so gullible! After each trip, they promise that they never follow me into some unknown archeological search for an Aztec King's tomb in jungles of central Mexico, or crossing Deserts of North Africa as a joy walk or definitely not participating in one of my action sports packages! But you know what? They always end up following me & later on they always condemn themselves for letting me to talk them into these insane adventures!

I am not going to tell you the whole story, some anticipation is good for your soul! But lets say that I have had a Near Death Experience, the closest that I have ever had in my life! I practically have died for minutes & returned back to life! I have never been this close to Death! I felt her touch!

Near Death Experiences

The first time, was an accident in Iran.
The second time, was a Motorcycle accident in Jersey.
The third time, was a street rumble with Hizbollah in Cali.
The fourth time, was an Automobile accident in Cali.

But this last time, was the closest that I have ever got to "Death", my Eternal Love!


"I looked at her eyes,
and Death smiled back at me!
I touched her thighs,
and Death invited me!"


The thrill of it all! Amazingly, she could not manage to take me away on this fifth occasion, as she promised! Once again, I have cheated the Death! I wonder how long I can manage to do that?!

I shall tell you all about it very soon! It is so juicy that the story & pictures will keep you stunned!

As you know, Mostofi predicted this:

Mostofi ol Mamalek:

"It is not too crucial because at the moment there are influences that are effecting all Cancerians. First of all your date of birth produces the angle of the Sun between 27 and 28 degrees Cancer. The Iranian calendar mimmicks this.

Now you know a lot about psychology and astrology uses the same concepts but connects it all to the position of planetary positions. Why you say? Because it is a part of the bigger you. What you and I see of each other in this form here on Earth now is a piece of a larger you and me that goes across time and space.

Now the planet that deals with all your anxieties; especially all that death suff, is Saturn. The religious people and other dum-asses refer to it as Satan. You and most Cancerians (including USA) have been under the influence of Saturn for a couple of years at least. It is at the moment at 22 degrees Cancer. It will pass over your birthday on your birthday, but it will approach it very quickly from now on, and will not be over until Mehrgan. You mentioned all that negative stuff, and your recent articles, and I thought I should be nosey and ask, and sure enough it makes sense. So we should expect you to get really realistic or Satanistic for a little while. But it is not that bad as you are going to get really lucky around the moment the planet of luck gets near your Moon which is Libra or Scorpio. Now the Moon moves a lot in the day so that's why I asked the time. But I suspect your Moon is in Scorpio as you do not pull any punches and are a bit obstinate and like to get up people's noses, and more importantly are very sensitive to secrecy and sex. But all that stuff will get boosted big time when good old Father Christmas of the Solar System Jupiter or Ohrmazd gets close to your Moon. Thinking about expanding the home or family? Time to do it. But wait for Saturn to really rub your nose to the ground. You might get to real tussle with a boss of a father figure, or you might be landed with a lot of responsibility. Take it, or better still look for it. Then wait for Jupiter to take you far. A bit of a roller-coaster. Enjoy the ride.

That is just a couple of important readings. There are hundreds more. But with that perspective you should be able to chill a bit. You are now plugged into the system.

No worries. Remember Zoroaster invented all this."


Mostofi and I are two opposite sides of the same coin! I do not believe in any of this stuff, how can the scientific side of me believe in this stuff? But then again Mostofi claims for Astrology to be scientific, yet in a broader aspect than our comprehension! Besides, The Dark Side & The Occult Lover in me has always been interested in such adventures! Once, a fortune teller told me to avoid Motorcycles during the times around my 30th birthday or I will die! I have avoided it & I survived the 30th birthdate! Then a Medium have been telling me that Age 58 will be the crucial number and the maximum years that I will be living! So I do have, between Now & Age 58 to accomplish whatever which I have left to do! Then Mostofi, the wise Astrologer, done an approximate but not exact reading (above)! He needs the exact place & time of birth within 4 miles & 4 minutes to be exact! Once I figure it out, I shall give it to him. I have to admit that his readings are begining to make sense & not only in this occasion, yet there have also been other events!

Mostofi & Ahreemania!

Oh Wise Mostofi, in the future, once we take over Iran, would you please remind me to assign you the post of "The Official Astrologer" in the Ahreemanic Courthouse & "The Minister of Occult" in Ahreemanic Cabninet? We shall live beautifuly ever after in Ahreemania! So we need to figure out what does Mostofi exactly mean by:

Mostofi ol Mamalek:

"It will pass over your birthday on your birthday, but it will approach it very quickly from now on, and will not be over until Mehrgan."


When will exactly the danger pass, on the birthday or on Mehregan? On which days, shall I avoid the dangerous activities or cracking local Hezbos heads or raiding the local mosques?!

Mehregan, October 2nd,
Birthday, July 21st,
or both?!

Maybe in the future, when we once again, revive The Qajar Dynasty, we will print The New Toomans Currency with a pyramid on the back (same as the dollar), yet with the difference that it will say:

In Mostofi we trust!

What a Riot! We lovse lovse lovse loves our Mostofi! Don't wees? I knows I is & I knows we does, ain't yous?!

Death Design

Death has a design indeed! The Design of Death! Once you figure the design, you can cheat the Death! But to figure the design, you must awaken the forbidden Dark Powers! What an intriguing Game of Chance indeed! Hee Hee Hee How Howl .................

Anyhow, just wanted to keep you updated on my latest episodes! I am sure, many will be glad to hear that one of these days I have finally kicked the bucket, croaked the clock & kissed the Eternal Love! Weeeeell (as Ronald Reagan used to say), maybe soon will be the time to inform & assign you folks on where & what everything is, so you will know how to run things & we will make a smooth transformation in IPC, so it will go on after my departures!

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Death showed her true face!

Children of The Night,
Ahreeman Bless Thee .....
Amen!

In a mean while,

Who loves you babies?
Ahreeman indeed!
Who else?

Sign,

Someone living in Intermedio (in between Life & Death)!
De Intermedio X

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Ok my error

Postby LOJ » Sat Jun 04, 2005 11:30 am

Why can't I post a reply to your Near Death Experience....you know I MUST DO THIS...but your little affirmations at the bottom say...NOOOOO...What's up...........and too bad webster had to define NEAR... \:D/
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Ok my error, it will allow replies must have been the eyelids were not working right first thing in the afternoon. :-s
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Petite Mal.....aka....Little Death

Postby LOJ » Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:05 pm

Ok forgive me if this reply is a little self centered...but you just left yourself open, crying for it........... :badgrin:






Some like more Bang for their Buck,
I like more Buck for my Bang!


I feel the exact same way, especially at 4.99/minute \:D/ .

Unlike many folks, I am not clinging to Life, like Glue! Do you want to live forever?!

I wouldn't mind living forever as long as the per minute rate raises with inflation :D

In a nutshell, I will briefly reveal to you that in the past I had Four Near Death Experiences:


Funny my clients tell me the exact same thing, only I believe their's are 5/night. :-: \

So see dear just think of the testosterone rushes you could experience with moi.....only thing is I think it probably would end in death...as you said WAR OF THE ROSES!

did you think "Racing With The Death!" is fiction?


No I thought it was the title of my clients behavior when they know their credit card is at it's timely end. :badgrin:



I had to post this poem, so they would know what the hell am I talking about!


You said you wanted correction....WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT is not a statement, it usually denotes "confusion"...like when I talk about marrying you dear, I will say to myself, "WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT?" You meant to say, " So they would know what IN the hell I'm talking about.

I am a man with No Fear, how can The Dark One, fear anything?! After all, I am the Essence of The Night!


That's not exacccctly true dear, you fear me, and you're not the essence of the night...how the hell can you be this when you're never up at night...remember your the army slogan..."I do more before 5am, then most do all day!!!!!!!!!!
You see I'm the Essence or Incessant of the night, you my dear are an afterhour hangnail. :B

Anyway all in all, I've done that too, I still love dirt biking I had a Suzuki RM80 (don't laugh at the size, I'm small dear.....) and loved jumping and trailing with it......white water rafting is dangerous, but it is very controllable too IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING....Take the Colorado River next time, it's tamer.

I'm so glad that you have survived another "Petite Mal" latin for small death.......So what's on the agenda for "Near Death Wish 6" ....oh I see you are creating sequels to your near deaths...sorta like Bronson....only you're still here to tell about them...........Just curious dear, just curious....
You have a nice week, LoLo intends to take some of her earnings and slough off a little, enjoy the wine...and ROSES!
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Postby LOJ » Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:49 pm

Ummm dear since I'm the only who posted a reply in this thread...I'm a little confused...who exactly was this reply to re: the names of streets in Iran....did I ask you something ages ago that you are just now replying to???Please elucidate...
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Postby Ahreeman X » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:13 pm

Dear I moved that post to the proper room. It was in the wrong room. I reply to you later. Have you had any near death experience? Well, except the one in Iran?! :-k

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Re: Near Death Experience: White Water Rafting at American R

Postby Ahreeman X » Fri Nov 21, 2014 11:53 am

White Water Rafting American River Galleries
Near Death Experience

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L. Ahreeman during the White Water Rafting tournament at the American River.
R. The Ahreemanic adrenaline pact smile during the tournament.


Greetings Folks:

As I am updating the website’s pages to the new format, in a way I also cruise the whole website and reminisce with the old memories. As I came up to this episode, I have remembered how exciting can living on the edge be!

Then I have cruised the club to post this post in the club, but I noticed that there is already a topic about this episode in the club! Funny how back then, I had not written and published the full episode! Back then I was just talking about it and wrote a preview about it.

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Raven, the messenger between the two worlds: The Under and The Above ….


Holidays are coming up and I am thinking to gather the crew and go on another on the edge, dangerous, exciting and full of adrenaline adventure, so while I was surfing over this episode, I thought to share it with you guys. For the new members this is something new and for the old members it is reminiscing about old memories. That was an interesting and amazing experience for me.

Sometimes we do not appreciate how sweet is the life until we experience something like this! It surely was an eye opening experience, but neither this episode nor other similar episodes made me to ever stop chasing dangerous adventures and living on the edge.

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"Death" My Eternal Love
Death came to me as a maiden!


After all, what is life without danger? One long and boring task!

The rush, the kicks, the adrenaline and the excitement which you get from adventures like this, makes you feel alive and sometimes we really need to feel alive. Episodes like this are ultimate excitements and I would not trade them with anything else. Whatever I decide to do this holidays, I’m sure it won’t even come close to this episode! This episode was something else. Memories, sweet memories…

Ahreeman X Near Death Experience: American River White Water Rafting

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Have a nice Thanksgiving :food:

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Re: Near Death Experience: White Water Rafting at American R

Postby LOJ » Fri Nov 21, 2014 1:00 pm

YOU LOOK LIKE YOUR HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME. BEST WISHES BIG GUY!!!
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Religion is a war that antagonizes our conscience, but
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Re: Near Death Experience: White Water Rafting at American R

Postby Ahreeman X » Fri Nov 21, 2014 2:10 pm

Poo Bear:

How are you baby? What are you up to? What's new? Haven’t talked to you for ages. I hope you and the family are well and you are healthy, wealthy and giddy! :fingering:

No wonder you replied to this post because back then you were also the one who replied to this post!

Sweetheart, have a beautiful Thanksgiving and Holidays.

Ahreeman bless you my daughter!
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Re: Near Death Experience: White Water Rafting at American R

Postby LOJ » Fri Nov 21, 2014 7:56 pm

Let's see, since we've talked:

I had FOUR LUNG EMBOLISMs an was in the hospital for three weeks
Have a brain tumor
I had a hip replacement on the left hip.
Suffered a blood clot and had to have the hip re-installed.
MIGHT HAVE MS.
Am in the process of getting spinal fusion done in three places in back.
Getting a spinal cord stimulator inserted into back to help with the severe
back pain that I'm getting.

All those injuries that I suffered in Iran are now coming to true fruition, especially as I age.

But through it all, I still LOVE LIFE, JOHN< AND MY KITTIES! :)
Kisses and hugs,
:hug: :praiseyou:

Oh yes I almost forgot, MGM is considering on buying script rights to my book, for a movie. \:D/
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Re: Near Death Experience: White Water Rafting at American R

Postby Ahreeman X » Sat Nov 22, 2014 3:37 pm

:belly: Poo Bear dear,

Damn girl, you’re salvaged! Are you trying to tell me that all your goodies are gone? Naw, you still got some! :D

But then again do not blame everything on Hezbollah; also blame some of the blame on all the drugs you done in your youth. You were a raunchy chick and you know it.

:violin2: Moral of the Story

See kids, don’t do drugs, this is what will happen if you do!
You will get Faked not even when you get old but when you are middle aged!
See what Lori done? Do not do what Lori done!

And there’s your prayer …. :preach:

Also blame some of the blame on age. What a drag it is getting old! Hey do you think I can do everything that I used to do 30 years ago, 20 years ago, 10 years ago or even last year? See, it’s a bitch to get old but then again life’s a bitch and then you die. :restpeace:

:kodak: On the bright side, you are alive, having a good family (including kitties) and your brain still works (well almost)!

I am updating the whole site to the new format and eventually I’ll get to your work and I’ll update the pages.

Now make sure you go through the procedures well and do not die on me, because there might be still some talent left in you to write again! If you die, you’re no use to me and you know that I’m selfish! 8-)

I know I know I’m late on getting back to people but hey, better be late than never.

Hey babe, this topic also makes sense to you because you had a near death experience too! Maybe more than one!

Sweetie, if we live to see a regime change in Iran, I will make sure that I will drag you back to Iran, I will gather every son of bitch who hurt you and some Mullahs and other Hezbollah as a side order. I will lay them on the ground belly down; all tied up and then order the crew to bring some baseball bats with rusty nails stuck in them, one for every jerk. Then you can primarily stick and shove one up every Hezbo’s butt, rip them apart and then kick the Shiite out of them. Leave the leftovers to me as you know that I’m a sadist and I love torturing Good Muslims! As I sated, I hope we live to see that day and it won’t take 70 years like Russia to dump Communism! I hope this Shiite don’t last 100 years! Once we’re done with the meal (dealing with Hezbos), then I’ll make sure you will be treated like a Queen like you deserved to been at the first place. :devbrowed:

Best wishes with the book and script and say hello to the family. Take care of yourself baby.

Who loves you baby?
Ahreeman indeed!
Who else?!

Happy Thanksgiving baby
I wish you health and happiness :devgrin:

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Re: Near Death Experience: White Water Rafting at American R

Postby LOJ » Sun Nov 23, 2014 3:34 pm

AWWWW, you couldn't have said it any BETTER!
Hey I'm willing to admit to my personal downfalls that were induced by moi.
I don't disagree with you at all.
BUT.....the neurologist told me that the brain tumor was caused by the injury to the head and when
it healed the bone growth exceeded the amount necessary thus creating the tumor that is forcing other nerves
to be affected. So that one is IRAN!
The hip replacement at 47 was due to injuries suffered in Iran thus making the bone very vulnerable
to environmental variables that would not have mattered had the injury not happened.
So that one is due to IRAN!~

The LUNG EMBOLISMS are MY FAULT. I had sniffed about 20 pills that were capsules that I ground up the beads
and that was sooooo dumb! and the next day I suffered four lung embolisms that they thought would kill me, but hey you have to be ready to die to die. So I AM TAKING CREDIT FOR THAT ONE!

And YES I agree that drug use contributed probably to many movements I should not have done with my body when I was stripping, which I'm sure contributed to my back problems and spinal fusion BUTTTT the injuries from IRAN did contribute I'm sure. So this one is a TIE!

Yes your right, KIDS, ADULTS, ELDERLY DO NOT DO DRUGS they will affect/effect your future memory, your future moods, they can induce mental problems such as bipolar or ADD. Now here is the kicker.
I have the BEST NEUROLOGIST IN THE COUNTRY at Henry Ford Hospital and he has run out of options for pain control since he can't prescribe opiates to moi. So what does he do? He gets me a medical marijuana card and tells me it's his last resource for pain control. Besides the surgery and what not. So I go and get these rice krispie bars, some ice cream, and a chocolate bar. All edible marijuana items. I go home and I LOVE CHOCOLATE and ICE CREAM, so I ate the whole chocolate bar and was out for THREE DAYS. No one had told me that you ONLY eat one square every 6 hours. There were 14 squares ate in 20 minutes ALONG with the ice cream which I put the chocolate bar in after I broke it up. Even after the three days, I could hardly stand. The ER said they've NEVER SEEN ANYONE OVERDOSE ON THC, but it happened to me. I'm just one of those people that have those one in a million experiences.
So the next thing. I'm being treated for bipolar *rapid cycling bipolar. So what does my psychiatrist do, she prescribes me ADDERALL 60mg four times a day, along with my bipolar meds. And how do you think that TURNED OUT????
So dear what are your suggestions. I just thought I'd help you out here and I'm sure your going to have a ball with this post but then again I would expect nothing less. And ALL OF THESE EVENTS are true SWEAR TO GOD :praiseyou:
and I"M SO HAPPY THAT YOU MADE IT THROUGH AND LIVED. If you hadn't then where would I be. I'm still certain there was a reason we met. Hey wheres your dumb blonde bimbo who thought she was intelligent, I forgot her name, but her picture looked like she was on good drugs, or wait was that a sexy pose???? Hmmmm. :rofl:

Who loves you baby, MOI DOES! UNCONDITIONALLY!
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Re: Near Death Experience: White Water Rafting at American R

Postby Shahrzad BB » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:14 pm

Dr. BB is here to save the day and patients in need
What would the world do without Dr. BB?
BB O BB, I love you BB

:holiday:

LOL :rofl:

You two sound like a couple of old timers chatting about good old times. Maybe a couple of old fogies on geritol.

:sick: Ahreeman you’re getting old, maybe you should think twice before jumping out of planes, paragliding, bungee jumping, white water rafting or snowboarding. This could be your last how do you say it, adventure! I don’t want to be mean but I’m concerned about your health, I don’t want you to die. If you die I will have nothing good to read, then what will I do? Hee Hee Heeeeeeeee, come on now, I’m just kiddin, but seriously you must consider other sports than action danger sports. You can now do sports like crap shooting, dominos, golf, playing cards, scrabble, cleaning dentures or other games they do in retirement homes or nursing homes! Safe <<<Elderly sports>>> you know? Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I kill me.

That was Dr. BB’s prescription for the Evil 1
I wrote you a prescription because I love you. No charge prescription for you. :stirthepot:

BB O BB, what’s a girl to do?
I love me!


:brick: Lori don’t worry Dr. BB is here to aid you too.

Girl you must be delusional. You are speaking about me like I can’t hear you or I’m dead. I read this form you know? Dr. BB stands for Blonde Bomb Shell not Bimbo. If I recall correct, you were the stripper :cheerpom: & I was the medical doctor :spanked: !

BTW, I don’t think I’m intelligent but I know I am intelligent. You could have saved all your money and time going to all these doctors by coming to me. I have a better solution for you; seriously, I’m not pulling your leg and bashing you, but a real solution.

Listen sister, as the diagnosis shows, you’re a goner, that’s a shame because good or bad you were a part of IPC. My condolences to you on your future death!

Now that we know you are dead, oh I meant now that we know you will die, then why waste your time and money on all of these doctors. My prescription is here:

Forget behaving, take all the opiates which you can and go out with a bang sister. Enjoy yourself and get out of your head as much as you can. Get high and higher until you see the world in spectrum!

In addition to getting high out of your mind, do some orgies, double, triple, quadruple, gang bang, all positions and more.

Go out while having an orgy and high out of your mind. Let’s have some awesome fun and go out like a Hurricane with a blast. Sex, drugs and Rock & Roll, That’s Dr. BB’s prescription. As of your psychiatrist and doctor which you had to choose at the first place, Dr. BB says go for it sister.

Aren’t I awesome and radiant? I shine so bright! :Rockon:

Be cool, don’t be a fool, take my prescription and make it worthwhile. It was nice knowing you Lori. You were a good lady, eh aw awwwwww maybe that’s a bit exaggerating but you were well you were you.
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Please accept my condolences, do my prescription & rest in peace :ghost:

BB O BB, what’s a girl to do?
I kill me!
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Re: Near Death Experience: White Water Rafting at American R

Postby Bita K » Mon Nov 24, 2014 8:50 am

It always puzzled me how can some people be so insensitive and ignorant. Why these people are so immature? Will they ever grow up?
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Re: Near Death Experience: White Water Rafting at American R

Postby Minoo Mojahed » Mon Nov 24, 2014 9:56 am

Bita you answered yourself, because they are insensitive, immature and ignorant little monarchist spoiled brats who been pampered all of their lives with a silver spoon in their mouths. They are out of touch with society and working people. They don’t know what it takes to survive out there in the real world. Mildly put, they are imbecile worthless monarchist garbage.
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Postby Kargozaran » Mon Nov 24, 2014 10:02 am

Dear brothers and sisters

I agree, because they are exiled parasites of the Iranian society. They will never return to Iran because we don’t need them in Iran. Monarchists will die in exile, no one needs them.
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