Are Living A Lie!
Revised: February 21, 2007
When I wrote
this for IPC, I told myself why bother posting this around the net,
it is a waste of time, but then I told myself, let's do it for a
few who still are awake and do have open ears! The few who are not
still infected by this virus which causes my people to go into a
Coma-like Dreams and puts us in a deep sleep........
Ship of Iran
Passengers are jumping the ship. No end to the storm in sight. No
Captain in site, but the crew (Iranian Community) is putting a new
coat of paint on the deck while whistling a nationalistic song!
It is time to
speak of the truth. Only by speaking of the truth, we can find the
final solution to save this sinking ship called Iran. It is time
to boldly break the traditional silence due to the Typical Persian
Flatteries (Ta'arof = To modestly put oneself down and make oneself
small to put the listener high above in skies!) When the water is
way above the head, then let's get drowned all the way.......
This one is
the one that I will go all the way deep into the roots of the problem
in it and will dig all the tumors out! This time I want to be honest
about Iran and Iranians. In the past I have been banned, my articles
been revised, censored, deleted over and over in many Persian Political
Bulletin Boards, almost all of them, If I want to tell you about
how many times I been black balled, I shall go on and on and on........
It is not one or two or three tribunes, the Shiite List of Censorship
goes on with AOL Iranian Board on top of the list, to National Front,
SMCCDI, Marze Por Gohar, Derafsh Kaviani, etc. Even the times that
some did not cut and paste some of my posts it was because, the
posts were already around the net and they were just too shy to
delete, cause they had to keep up with their Great Prestige facade,
big men with big prestige and double chins! Show me a Persian Political
Board which does not Censor and I will show you an Anal Virgin in
Qom! This was the reason that IPC got started.
Until us people
learn not to behave like little miserable dictators, until us people
learn not to shut one another up, until us people learn to respect
the right of everyone to freedom of speech, we will be where we
are, Iran will be where it is and bunch of illiterate Mullahs will
rule Iran. Government of each nation is the representation of the
people of that nation. People of each nation deserve the type of
government that they have.
Us people claim
that we want democracy but after 28 + years we do not even know
the meaning of democracy! Democracy is something that sounds beautiful
to us in Tehran, something that exists in USA, something that exists
in Western Europe, something that is out of reach in Tehran! Something
that we hear about it on Internet, radio, and from our friends who
live outside, but for Allah's sake, God forbid, we can never have
it in Iran! Especially now that they are even taking our satellites
out and filtering the Internet! How can we have it in Iran? Us and
Democracy? Allah O Akbar, traditional Muslim people like us who
must have a Shepherd, a Valiye Faqih, or better put Valiye Vaqih!
We must always have some type of a Dictator ruling over us, tell
us what to do, guide us in thorough the dark tunnel to the light.
We are like infants, like little children, we need a Shah, a Mullah,
some kind of Marja'e Taqlid to follow him religiously, politically,
socially, economically, even we must listen to him to tell us how
to live our lives! Someone like Imam Khomeini who even wrote for
us how to take a Shiite! Imam Khomeini wrote a whole book for us
on how to have sex, how to go to bathroom, what foot to use to enter
the bathroom, what position to sit so our tool will not direct towards
Kabbah or maybe our Ass could be directed towards Kabbah, God forbid
if Our Ourat is shown to Kabbah, the house of Allah and prayer grounds
of Mohammed! Ayatollah Khomeini showed us how to urinate or take
a Bowl Movement, us children cannot do number one and two by ourselves,
see, we need a Velayate Faqih or Supreme Spiritual Leader to show
us how to urinate and to dictate to us how to relieve ourselves!
Us people always
need some type of a hero to worship, hopefully sometimes it will
be a Nationalist like Reza Khan who progresses the nation, but sometimes
he is someone like Fath Ali Shah who Screw the nation and we all
feel it deep in our rectum! See, us people grown up this way, this
is the way things work in that part of the world, in that region,
we learn the facts of life from the early ages of infancy, facts
not sacrifice thine self or thine property for pathetic elements
like Nationalism and love of thine Soil!"
To screw our
neighbors deep, and cheat them out of anything that we can.
To lie like
a Dog, lies so big that no one would believe that they are lies!
To build up
our bank accounts at the cost of screwing everyone else deep!
To preach about
how good is to have democracy, but not to lift a finger towards
To lead a dual
life, a two faced life, a masked life, a holy mask to wear outside
the house, and then the opium, vodka, orgy, banging the neighbors
wife mask to wear only inside the house.
put ourselves down like dirt, and pretend that we are nobodies and
poor so no one will ask us for a favor or possibly some dough.
To scream democracy
but in fact act like little dictators all our lives!
To always look
for a savior to save us, our nation and our status Quo.
To change color
like a chameleon, and to belong to the party of Wind, one day a
Democrat, next a Monarchist, next a Muslim, and if wind blows to
the left then switch to a Communist!
To care about
us and our own economical status, but to not give a bloody hell
or a damn about our neighbor.
To bend over
or lay down on the ground and to let any petty vulture or invader
to walk and step all over us to cross our land, we just lovese lovse
love them Masters, like Macedonians, Muslim Arabs, Mongols, Turks,
etc. Just let them walk all over us!
To create Prophets,
holy saints, God-like Holy people out of any petty savage barbarian
who once invaded us and killed a whole bunch of us, or maybe banged
us deep inside where it hurts!
To survive any
which way we can, even if we have to twist things around and create
legends out of murderers and pillagers of our nation like Mohammed,
Ali, Hassan, Hussein, hell, we even see their pictures in the moon
like we did see Mohammed's picture or Khomeini's picture in the
moon, they must be Saints for sure, we are good at worshiping our
To revolt and
rebellion when we are well fed, wealthy, happy, and leading a good
life and job like at 1979, but to not revolt when the knife is at
our throat and we are striped out of our morality, dignity, rights,
freedoms, or even human values, like today's Iran!
To take and
accept all the insults from any illiterate bull dog, cause he is
more savage than us, but when someone tries to improve our lifestyle,
our literacy level, our education, our dignity, then we must gang
up on him and yell Democracy and our human rights have been violated!
To steal, to
cheat, to lie, to fraud, to plagiarize, to Kiss Ass, to be good
servants, to be the house slaves, to sing our own songs rather than
to sing a united song, and to enjoy the insect type of a life style.
ourselves, scream democracy and then take everyone else's rights
away from them.
To preach to
others what we do not do ourselves.
etc. etc. etc.
Us people are
like peacocks, each feather has a different color, depending on
the day of the month, the weather, Season of the year, and the political
atmosphere of the time! Us people cannot gain Democracy, then it's
better at least to stick to what we have now! At least we are still
ALIVE, it is true that we have to work two or three jobs, sell some
cars, real estate, or electronic equipment on the side or maybe
sell our father's or mother's dignity, hell maybe our neighbor's
morality or peddle our asses like a little bitch for any petty illiterate
boss, master or dictator who rules over us, but then at least Imam
or Pasdaran let us live, at least they are not taking us to Evin,
Qasr or Vanak. It's OK if they take our neighbor to Vanak and it's
OK even if they take our cousin to Evin, but as long as I can buy
that fixer upper for a dime, and fix it up and rent it to three
families at the cost of their Blood's money, it's cool! Let's make
our own and let's screw everyone else, what are these idiots screaming
about Freedom of speech, Rights, Assembly, Dress Code, Religion,
Press, Life style, politics,,,,,, or any other Bull Shiite like
Let's make a
Deal! Just give me a Deal! Give me mine and I'll be fine...
As long as my
wife can cook me my daily Qeyme Badenjun, and I go to Chelo Kabobi
every Friday, as long as I make my own wheeling and dealing, buy
some and sell some, as long as I can show up at the Mosque for Namaz
Jama'at on Friday and then go home and bang neighbor's wife or maybe
drop by my second wife's house or my mistress whom I bought her
a new house at Za'feraniyeh and do a little "Qol O Vallah"
or maybe "Yah Bah Youh Bah.....Haz Bekonam" with her on
the side, it is cool man! Let me take care of my Belly and Under
Belly (Shikam O Zire Shikam), then I'll be fine dude...........
Fandango everyone else, Fandango Freedom, Fandango Iran too! Those
son of bitch idiot Nationalists, those bastard opposition screaming
freedom for Iran! They are idiots, they must be!
If I live in
exile, then let me make a bundle of money in business and take yearly
vacations to Iran, just by myself and without the wife and kids.
I'll take a bunch of guys with me and we will book an apartment
and book some 16 year olds desperate part time high school students
and part time call girls for a month of orgies in Tehran! Hey, these
girls maybe economically desperate but let me bang some underage
girls younger than my own daughter, take them to Caspian Sea shores
for opium dens and vodka nights and let's all have some great orgies
before we get back to state to our wives and kids! Why not? This
is the Persian tradition, no?
Let me just
continue my Cattle-like existence until I'm hundred years old with
four wives of Aqdi (Permanent) and another four Siqeh (Temporary)
like my prophet God bless his "Bone", he had 21 wives,
even a child bride of 6 years old like Faheshe, Oops sorry (typo)
I mean Hazrate Ayisha my holy saint! Maybe I can get me some child
maybe 13 years old too! As long as I will do it Halaal way, Religiously
correct, according to sharia' of Islam, and of course pay my Khoms
O Zakat to my local Imam Jom'e then it is fine man! Let's all bang
away in one big happy Islamic Ecology. Let's drink our Russian Vodka,
eat our Persian Caviar, smoke our Senatory Opium, visit our neighbor's
wife in the mornings when he leaves and pinch our neighbor's daughter's
Ass on the side of Pastoo Dark corner, just a fatherly pinch, and
let's all live happily together, let's all Co-Exist, all 70 millions
of us inside and 6.5 millions of us outside in our beautiful moral
environment. Let's all of us continue our thieveries, perjuries,
immoralities, and of course Islamic Bangarooni together like an
Umma'! But for sure drop by the Mosque on Friday to confess to Allah
about our sins, cause if we don't, then we may not go to Heaven
after we are dead and we may not get our 70 virgins and 2 pretty
boys, or rivers of Milk and Honey, God Forbid then we might suffer
or at least our Shoombools might suffer when we meet Allah and Mohammed
All of you know
very well what am I talking about, but some of you are still fooling
yourselves and lying to yourselves about our society! Some of you
scream at me that why am I saying what am I speaking of right now?
Why I am not preaching about our glorious 8000 Years of Persian
Empire or our rich Culture? What's the deal?
You know what,
this time I wanna tell it like it is, I want to talk about our society
the way that many of you do not have the guts to speak of it this
way! I want to talk about you and I! You and I who caused the situation
where we are today, for once, let's take responsibility for our
actions, can we?
you, take a good look around yourself, the funny thing is that many
of you, the majority of you, do not even see any problems with the
way you live! You are failing to do a true analysis of you, your
lives, your people around you, your society and your nation! You
are living a lie! You been living a dual life, you are like an apple,
a beautiful red and juicy apple outside, yet rotten with worms inside!
I know, cause I am one of you! We are all the same Shiite! We are
truly living a lie!
At least this
time, I am not grabbing a Maleh, to Patch things up, put Shiite
on Shingle and Goh mal bezanam! I wanna lay it on the line for all
of you, straight to the point, the way it is.
Do you remember
what happened a while ago, just a while back? Let me give you
an example of many examples that you know of. To briefly reminisce
about what has happened, a conflict rose, it all started by a humor
post by me, obviously some of our stuck up comrades did not have
the potential to digest a joke, well you know, first they have to
take the traditional Cane out of their butt and loosen up a little
to dig the humor, but I guess it is too much to ask this from a
typical Prestigious politician of our nation! These guys are too
stuck up, way too egotistic and well-educated, full of manners and
Adab to loosen up!
My part was
to write a humor article, three of our intellectuals ripped each
others throats, and scooped to the lowest form of animal behavior
yet on the cyber space. They all had one goal to free Iran and establish
One ended up
banning me from his webring.
The second one
ended up banning me from his website.
The third one,
my own right hand, who got offended by all these banning, deleting,
and censoring ones voice, started preaching Democracy, yet insisted
on me to ban, delete, revise and censor the other two from IPC!
Once this third comrade found out that I do not bend my principals
for no one, then like a child this comrade threatened me that it
will be either censoring the other two or I will end my political
life with IPC and with you! So eventually this comrade abandoned
me, IPC, Opposition, and Iran in one shot and in addition this comrade
took half of the most active of our political activists from our
movement, with her! The funny thing is that this comrade and I are
friends and bosom buddies for 25 years!
I wrote a humor
article, that was my crime, and all these three comrades got so
pissed at me that they wont even speak to me! Or is it that due
to their Undemocratic and Censoring nature, and me doing the opposite
of what they done, all of them are ashamed to show their faces in
All these three
comrades are firm believers of Democracy, all these three comrades
are fighting to free Iran, but one of them gave himself the right
to use the filthiest language of them all towards her (the third
one), and then censor me! The second one also done the ultimate
trash talk and also censored me and banned me, yet he had the guts
to show up at IPC and post all he wanted to say in his defense!
The third one seen about these other two protectors of democracy
censoring people, yet if she was in charge of IPC, I swear to you
that she would delete, ban and censor the other two!
All three of
these comrades are freedom fighters of Iran, all of them are fighting
the same cause. all of them been practicing democracy for 28 + years
in Exile, but none of them learned a single thing about democracy
This is not
about Islamic Republic of Iran, this is about our beloved opposition
members turning into something that they have been fighting for
28 years! They have been turning to what they hate most. They have
turned to their own worst nightmare, "A Little Miserable dictators
with a pair of scissors to censor in one hand and a Chomaq baton
in the other to bang on people's heads"!
This is about
Iranians in general, this is about us, the Iranians, this is about
double standards to censor what we do not want to hear and let what
we want to hear, plays loudly from the speakers! This is about banning
one for profanity, yet let the other drop feces from his mouth as
much as he wants, only because he is one of our homeboys! This is
about not knowing the first thing about freedom of speech, democracy,
and starting a Political Revolution. These tactics are not just
practiced in IRI, no my friends, these tactics are being practiced
all over the Internet, all over the Persian Tribunes, all over the
Persian Media, hard copy or electronic copy, they are being practiced
by Persian Political parties. They are being practiced not just
by little whores of opposition like Jebhe Meli, Tudeh Communist
Party or Fadayian Majority, yet by even Monarchists, Republicans,
Communists, Mojahedin and Muslim of Opposition. These tactics are
being practiced by the most illiterate Persian from the Southside
up to the most valuable intellectual Persian from the Northside!
This is the
reason that some of our most devoted Freedom fighters in Opposition
are very disappointed from Iran and Iranians in general.
This is the
reason that I openly stated that before we commit ourselves to a
"Political Revolution", first we need to do a "Educational
Evolution", a "Democratic Evolution" and most of
all a "Moral Revolution". Only after we achieve the level
of desired Education, knowledge, ethics and Democracy in practice,
then we will reach the desired level of Morality, and only when
we reach this Moral Revolution, then we can commit to the Political
Revolution. Our people are simply not ready to commit themselves
to a full power, all around Uprising. Our people cannot change Iran
for the better, simply because they do not have the proper tools
of knowledge, commitment, ethics, education, decency and most of
all morality to actually make the Political Revolution. The change
starts from ourselves and next comes our neighbor.
Many of us devoted
ourselves fully to make this dream to happen in reality, to create
this universal Uprising by any means possible. We did our best to
make the soccer riots continue on and on and on (remember?).........
But we forgot a basic factor!? That our people are not still beyond
the little 2X2 feet circle of hot air bubble around their little
heads! The personal gains, benefits, opportunism, pride, power,
ego and selfishness is way too high to fully dedicate ourselves
to the cause and in association with others for the cause. Egos
are too large and they run wild!
distant past, just recently I had to end a relationship with
a dear friend due to the fact that his ego avoided him to respect
our old friendship and find time to respond to a few requests which
were for his own good! This friend refused to see others even me
as an equal to his level; therefore, I was not important enough
for him to respond to my calls, the same calls which were for his
own good! Can you comprehend the depth of egos, fat heads, lack
of communication skills and lack of public relations amongst our
people? Our people, the leaders and intellectuals of this sinking
ship named Iran?
waiting for a miracle to happen, everyone is waiting for democracy
to get established, but as soon as one lifts a finger to actually
do something for the cause he gets bashed by the right and the left
both! why you ask? Because we simply do not know the meaning of
Democracy, we only know the definition of the term in the dictionary!
Why am I so
pessimistic? I am obviously not too pessimistic, because if I was,
I would have abandoned IPC, Opposition, Iran and My people! Obviously
I do not follow the path of some of my comrades! I am still here,
you are still here, reading this, we are still fighting for the
cause and I hope it will not end up being a lost cause. I hope that
I wont end up a hypocrite sitting in my large office, behind my
large desk on my large leather office rolling chair, playing "Arshimalalan
with my shambool" or play "Desk-Ball" (picking my
balls behind my desk) like our typical Opposition Leaders in Exile
do 24 hours a day!
So we continue
our cyber intellectual ejaculation outside and our flirtations with
Reformist Mullahs on a double bed, inside.............and the life
will go on in our beautiful Islamic Whorehouse of Iran (IWI), aren't
we one big happy family? The proud Persians who do not even own
a nation or a land, cause there is no such country by the name of
Iran anymore........... there is only The Islamic Republic now.
Cattle-like masses of Persians fly, ship, or run out of Iran on
daily bases, they jump over each others' heads and shoulders for
a lousy visa just to get the hell out of that Shiite Hole. Our intellectuals
inside are too busy peddling their butts for Mullahs as usual and
then having a shot of Opium with a Vodka chaser! Our intellectuals
outside are too busy pulling each others' shorts off and show one
another their intellectual Erections! Our masses inside are waiting
more and more impatiently for the Savior, another Reza Shah-e Kabir,
another Imam Mahdi, or maybe Gandhi! Our lower classes are almost
dead due to deprivation in every aspect of life, and too occupied
making ends meet than to look for the cause of their misery which
is the Islamic Regime. Our Holy people are riding the masses either
under different names of Fundamentalist, Moderate or Reformist and
establishing fat and juicy bank accounts........... and then there
are us! Us the chosen ones, sitting behind our monitors with our
little fury tails between our legs to keep warm in the winter and
banging away on the keyboard to satisfy our little egos, while the
real winter, The Storming Winter has taken this sinking ship far
away off her travel direction and destination. This ship is sinking
quickly, she is barely functional to even travel by the sea, I wonder
how come it has not sunk after 28 years!
I am only a
writer, a preacher of our lost Persian conscience in our youth's
heads, our youth whom are lost to their Great Persian Traditions,
culture, and civilization. I am one lone ranger among other lone
rangers screaming loudly in this storm and trying to make this tribe
to recognize a word or two in between the deafening sound of storm.
I try hard to patch up this sinking ship or at least throw the SOS
life saver Tube down the ship to save some lives, I can see a few
others in this thick fog and storm who are also trying to guide
this half sunken tribe, I can see them with their glue guns, nails
and hammers in one hand and the SOS Tube in the other, they are
screaming too! But can anyone hear their voices?
Ship is almost
sinking now, it is 2/3 below the water, the tribe is busy gathering
their personal suitcases and briefcases away from the flooding water,
they are trying to save their jewelry and toys! Others are lifting
their glasses to toast and do cheers for each others' health at
the back of the ship! Water flood is inside and all the way to the
captain's quarter, but there is no Captain on the ship and there
is no bloody lifeboat of wood or plastic in sight! Not even one!
There is only storm, wind and flooding water rising above. No prospect
of sea rescue either.
There is only
You and Him and her and I........ and this sinking ship of Iran.
leaders are playing Cyber Wars while Hojaj with Holy Robes are draining
the Gold from the Persian Cat and transfer it to Cayman Island's
Juicy Bank Accounts!
There are a few lifesavers in sight with one hand holding the tools
to patch up this ship and with the other hand holding the tube to
save the passengers. We are the lifesavers and we are screaming
out-loud in the storm, but can anyone hear us?
Those few men
are still in the fog screaming guidance, the ones with the tools
in one hand and the SOS LifeSaver Tubes in the other............
Can anyone hear? Can you even comprehend the seriousness of the
sinking situation that we are in? Can you possibly realize that
our culture is about to become extinct? Can you feel the immediate
danger of drowning? Soon we shall drown, thus, when the drowning
hour appears, all of us will drown, Monarchist, Republican, Communist,
Muslim and Nationalist. This Storming giant of The Sea knows no
discrimination; it shall drown all equally with no mercy! Can you
am pointing at the moon, can you see beyond the tip of my finger?"
More power to
all freedom fighters of Iran,