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Video
George Carlin on Religion Full
https://youtu.be/2tp0UNcjzl8
George Carlin on Religion Part
https://youtu.be/8r-e2NDSTuE
George Carlin on Religion Part
https://youtu.be/TpawdjeH-8w
List of people who ought to be killed
https://youtu.be/tVlkxrNlp10
Full Show
George Carlin Full show 1996
https://youtu.be/MK2W2cyAzLI
George Carlin Complaints and Grievances 2001
https://youtu.be/pmZZDorMWYU
George Carlin Jammin' In New York 1992
https://youtu.be/9NrnJGFlJBE
Channel
George Carlin YouTube Channel
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialGeorgeCarlin
Site
George Carlin Site
https://georgecarlin.com/
George Carlin Quotes
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George Carlin Wikipedia
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Quotes
On Climate Change
There is nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine ... been here 4 1/2 billion years. We've been here, what, a 100,000 years, maybe 200,000. And we've only been engaged in heavy industry a little over 200 years. 200 years versus 4 1/2 billion. And we have the conceit to think that somehow we're a threat? The planet isn't going away. We are.
Environmentalists changed the word jungle to rain forest, because no one would give them money to save a jungle. Same with swamps and wetlands.
On Life
Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation. You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They've long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear.
Keep in mind, the news media are not independent; they are a sort of bulletin board and public relations firm for the ruling class-the people who run things. Those who decide what news you will or will not hear are paid by, and tolerated purely at the whim of, those who hold economic power. If the parent corporation doesn't want you to know something, it won't be on the news. Period. Or, at the very least, it will be slanted to suit them, and then rarely followed up.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.
I've set my own rules to live by. The first one is: 'Never believe Anything the government says.'
On Religion
Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.
