Dr. Seuss Funny Poems on Liberal Cancel Culture!

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Dr. Seuss Funny Poems on Liberal Cancel Culture!

Postby CR » Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:04 am

Dr. Seuss Funny Poems on Liberal Cancel Culture!
Liberals are Now Cancelling Cartoon Characters!
Liberal Cancel Culture is Coming for You!

:fingering: :banghead: :pokey: :drum: :announcement:
Pepe Le Pew Cancelled
Foghorn Leghorn Cancelled
Speedy Gonzales Cancelled
Looney Tunes Canceled
Mr. Potato Head Cancelled
Miss Piggy Cancelled
Muppets Cancelled
Dr. Seuss Cancelled
Fun Cancelled
Comedy Cancelled
Life Cancelled

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Soon You Will be Cancelled!
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Dr. Seuss Poems on Liberal Cancel Culture!

I do not like this Biden twit.
I do not like him even one bit.
I do not like his creepy stare.
He often makes me want to swear.
I do not like all the diversity,
Or forgiving tuition to university.
I do not like his immigration views.
Most times he’s just very confused.
I do not like the way he speaks.
We’ll have to buy oil from the sheiks.
I do not like his view on war,
Or most things he stands for.
I do not think that he is smart.
He’s really just a dumb old fart.
He really doesn’t have much use.
Now he’s gone and killed Dr. Seuss!


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I do not like this Biden man.
I do not like him Sam I am.
I do not like him here or there.
I do not like him anywhere.
I do not like him in the White House.
I do not like him, not even an ounce!


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I do not like your mental haze,
I do not like your leftist ways.
I do not like your son on blow,
I do not like you Mr. Joe.

(Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia)

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Every patriot loved America a lot
But the cancel culture crowd, did NOT
They canceled its past, they canceled its present
They made everyone’s life very unpleasant
They cancel those who are fat and those who are thin
They cancel people based on the color of their skin
Why they even canceled a whole state, you see
Over election legislation calling for voter ID.
They surf the web seeking someone to harass
Then they dig up some dirt, from 20 years in the past
Then they wail and they scream just to fill you with fear
Demanding you be canceled and lose your career.
What should we do with these self-righteous snobs?
These self-appointed judges, these nattering nabobs?
First of all, don’t apologize for offending them
Because they never forgive, they only condemn.
Then we should mock their intolerance and sensitivity
Resist them like the devil and they will eventually flee
Let’s all cancel ‘cancel culture,’ that’s how we win
And that’s how we make America great again

(Gary Varvel)

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I do not like to cancel books.
I do not like how that looks.
I do not like it here nor there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like it in a store.
I do not want it anymore.
I do think it's time past
No longer to have thought a crime.
I do one day hope to see
across my country tis of thee.
Books used to read and learn
Instead of set ablaze to burn.
Our heritage for all to share.
Little patriots everywhere.
Our nation's rich [sic] story rich and vast.
Our true history taught in class.
A special place for all to be.
A place known for its liberty.

(Dr. Ben Carson)

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Forget Cancel Culture,
I think it’s a sham.
I do not like it,
Uncle Sam I am.

Ignoring achievements
In the name of the woke,
And cause more division
With the fires they stoke.

Take history out of context
Is now the new game.
Not looking for justice,
Just someone to blame.

Today it’s a book,
So, watch what you do.
One day in the future,
They may cancel you!

(Michael Ramirez)

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A day you haven't learned a new, is a day lost!
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