Ahreeman Don't Play That!
Dear Mother Sue, mother of Sue, which combinely with Sue, you are The Emam Kooni ID:
Sweet Child O Mine,
"Hi good fellow X, "
Don't say things which you do not mean it! Your feelings towards me are a combination of:
Envy + Hate + Despise + Admiration + Attraction, so say what you feel!
"Let me be graphics first and tech later, since U like it quantitative:"
As I have mentioned, you have a prospect of becoming a good Animator/Graphic Artist. The first step would be to practice on your funny bone. You need to learn, what is funny & what is not! The best way to do that is to observe me in action. Don't compete with me, but learn from me! It will be more beneficial for you!
"Without giving away the facts,"
Facts are already given away by Ahreeman!
" in all honesty, U were not even close!"
Please do not insult my intelligence to save face!
"U may be all high-pretend to others"
I do not need to prove my greatness to All, thus the best reason to prove my greatness lies in the fact that you are here to bash me & that was the first thing which you had done, as soon as you have entered IPC! Furthermore, every week & every month someone new walks in to IPC solely to bash me! Why is that?
a) Greatness of Ahreeman. He who without him, Iranian politics will never be the same. He who without him, Iranian politics will be boring & many would walk away from it!
b) Ahreeman's logical mind, sharp tong, bluntness & sharp cutting reasoning sword, causes Ahreeman to have many enemies including but not limited to:
* Hizbollah Bozo Thugs
* Cheeseball Mosadeqists, Hard-Core Jebheis
* Doofess fans of "IRI safe Reza Pahlavi" such as Baby Monarchists & their Opium Addict Parents
* Jack Booted Iranian Thugs of Monarcho_Right in Los Angeles & London
* Iranian Cheesy Media Lords of Eye_Rainian Radios, TVs, Ragazines & Rag Papers
* Confused Muslim in Exile
* Eye-Rainian In-Tell-Egg-Chew-Alls
* Militant Gays & Lesbians
* Anarchists & Environmentalist Whacked Jobs
* Bleeding Heart Liberal Left
* Has Been Iranian Political Gurus
and the list goes on & on.................
c) Ahreeman is the greatest thing which has happened to Iranian politics & Iran, since the creation of Kabob Kubideh!
d) On weekly bases or Monthly bases, some bozo from some political affiliation in some corner of the world, screams challenge & wants to take on Ahreeman! Challenges come in E-mails, IMs, Forum or in University! Why do all these people want to take on Ahreeman? If I accept all these cheesy challenges, I will spend a life time exposing these cheeseballs for the rest of my life! I have better things to do with my life!
" U may be all high-pretend to others, but I can detect your low self esteem."
Lesson one:Never come to IPC primarily for the sole intention to bash me. Every month or these days, every week, someone enters IPC to bash The Great Ahreeman. When one is Ahreeman, then many are out there to bash him, or take cheap shots @ him, this is only natural. But the fact is that, There is only one Ahreeman & there will always be one Ahreeman & nothing can change that. My whole East-side living room wall is decorated with the heads of those who tried before you. The West-side living room wall is reserved for those who will try after you. Are you truly stupid enough, wanting to join the heads on my walls?
" I offer U a comprehensive personality and profile dossier, marks of an utter mediocrity,"
Lesson two:If I would go head to head & accept the challenge of every piss ant kid or bitter bald man or vengenceful woman who enters IPC & draws her/his gun for me, than I have to simply sit behind computer & spend long hours every day of the week to blow these contenders away! This is all fine & dandy & I am sure IPC readers will be entertained & cheer for me. I blew away many in the past & I will blow away many more in the future, but the downside is that, the time I am spending to argue, mock & destroy any bozo who has a animosity towards me, I could use this time to accomplish something! For instance, the more time I spend playing with little toys such as yourself, I could use getting the new IPC website, sooner published! So the whole world could gain from the site!
So I can goof around, every week or every month, arguing with some bozo who enters IPC for hours & hours, but then I have to hear constant nagging & bitching & pressure from IPC Operation members such as Damn Liberator, CR or Atusa: "When will the new site come out? Why is it taking so long? Why are you wasting time arguing with cheeseballs while you can do web design? Why don't you concentrate on web design? Why, why why why...........???????"
" but I am reminded that we are on the same boat."
You, a dual identity sweet child, hiding behind a cheesy ID, a fan of Feminine Reza Pahlavi, the gutless wanna be Shash-and-Shash of Miran, who neither has the balls to claim & capture his crown, nor has the guts to retire himself from politics & declare the disgraceful end to the Pahlavi Dynasty! A Mr. Mom who has been vegetating for 27 years & guilty as charged for not taking a smallest step to free Iran, when we asked him to do so in the 80s! You & your Gay Gutless Reza Pahlavi & 1000s like you Monarcho_Opiumists, combinely & all together can stand on top of each others shoulders, yet the one on the top, which would be Aryo Pirouznia, can still not reach Ahreeman's right testicle (Imam Hassan)! Ahreeman is a Giant.
Ahreeman is a God, Ancient Persian God of Evil. All of you combine, are a colony of ants! Go figure!
" But, allow me to prove your technical and intellectual shortcoming:"
Here we go, another cheeseball Monarchist wants to prove his knowledge to a God (Ahreeman)! Go ahead Booboo jan, shoot!
"I am using an IP-spoofer"
Then would you spoof your Nanaz Tala & save me the agony of listening to yet another Monarchist Moosh Mamoosh?!
" which renders the IP number detected by IPC, a proxy. And, should IPC check my IP-logs, (I am guessing) 2-5-different numbers are registered."
That's right. Finally you have given a correct factor!
" This yields the undisputable conclusion that U could have not, possible and positively, correlated my location with that of alleged BEE's, based on such parameters."
Wrong! Using Proxy Sites & IP Spoofers will produce a number of different IPs & announcing to the world that you are using a system which produces for instant 5 different IPs (a different one, each time you log in to Internet), so the world cannot truly tell which is your true IP; however, a knowledgeable IT can take a look @ all of these produced IPs, input them in a IP locator & compare them to global IP location codes & easily figure where is your exact location! Surprised?
IP Spoofers are to shout various IPs to confuse elementary Baby Voyeur Hackers or Internet Stalkers (Haxors). IP Spoofers are by no means fooling any veteran ITs. They just provide him with a problem to solve. All it takes is a list of spoofed IPs provided by your spoofer toy, a global chart of IP locations & a IP locator gadget. That's all me sweet darling! But you would not know that, simply because:
I am Aheeman, & you are not! You see, this is not about Monarchist vs Republican. This is not even about Wanna be IT vs Tech Specialist! Bee was a Pro RP Monarchist & a Scientist, yet he was an IPC Op. member & a friend of mine. This is practically about same old, same old story of a young punk entering IPC, solely to bash Ahreeman! This is probably "Punk number 100" who had entered IPC during the last 6 years, solely to bash Ahreeman! So tell it like it is:
Envy + Hate + Despise + Admiration + Attraction, so say how you feel! Don't be shy!?
Don't hate me because I am beautiful & intelligent!
Afterall,
I am Ahreeman and you are not! " Furthermore, I can walk in IPC and prevent the IPC-server from detecting an IP number,"
Bull Shiite Ala Carte! Paaaaleeeese, you are speaking to Ahreeman! Stop the Rhetorics!
" all together. However, I suspect that the security setup, unless I circumvent such setup, which I will not do, will not verify my registered password and will prevent me from posting,"
Why on Earth would we stop you from posting? You are my new toy! I love to see children play around IPC! I love children, especially those who come along with their Mothers!
And why would you sabotage IPC? Why would you lower yourself to a Hizbollahi Hacker's level? Do you truly hate me that much to sabotage IPC, the only alternative hope to educate the masses to destroy IRI, just to get back @ me?!" this is absent of a true or proxy IP address."
Or absence of a thinking mind!
Then you showed me an IP & asked me:
"Tell me I'm wrong X?"
Dear Child in State O Mind:
Unlike you, who are trying to hide your identity, your IP, your location, your privates, your underwear, your .........., & unlike you, who has to drag 2 people, one for animations & one for semi intelligent writings in one ID,.........
I am Ahreeman. I have one ID, I am one person, you can see my face, you can see my location & you & everyone else knows who I am. Everyone may not know the details of my true identity & family's identity (private matters for security reasons) but aside that, I am hiding nothing from anyone!
Except from our computers & our systems in IPC Office, which are only excluded from Statistics Sites, to capture accurate statistics; my various IPs on my computers @ work, @ my office, @ home, etc. are all visible & open to public to view & enjoy! Everyone who can read & write, with a half ass elementary technical knowledge, can go to the 3 statistics sites' squares, which I put @ the bottom left corner of Club's homepage, click on any of them & look @ my information. Anyone can do that. It is no secret. That is how you figured my information, because I allow you to see it. It is no secret!
But you know what? I do not even know if your provided info about me is correct or not, & I am not going to check if it is correct or not, simply because I use different computers which each computer provides different IPs (Dial Up/Spoofers); therefore, I have many Computers with many IPs. Ahreeman has many faces!
You could be correct, one of my IPs could be the one you posted, but then again, this is no secret. I make this info available to public. I allow you & All to access this info! So what do you want now? Do you want a medallion or an award for the info which I provided for you?!
Give it up! Will you?
You are wasting my precious time with your elementary rhetorics.
The time I have put to write this love letter to you, I could have put this effort to pick up a new sweet teenage girl @ the mall & feed her to Haj Kuchike! Now, Haji Kuchike is looking @ me Left Left (dirty look) & cussing me out!
Or
The time I have put to write this love letter to you, I could have put this effort to web design, program & gather info for the new IPC Site. Now, Liberator & CR are giving me the dirty look, looking @ me Left Left & cussing me out, saying: "Stop Bull Shiiting with children & wanna be ITs in IPC & get back to web work!"
But I am setting enough value for you to write this! I also want the rest of the future Baby ITs, Ahreeman Haters, Wanna Be Contenders, & other Iranian Cheeseballs, to also be aware that:
Ahreeman don't play that!
To All Future "Wanna Be Activist Diaper Doper Babies"
:
All the time & efforts you put to bash Ahreeman is the proof for the Greatness of Ahreeman! Or else, you would have not be in IPC, trashing Ahreeman, instead of doing constructive work for Iran & Iranians! What do you achieve by attempting to bash Ahreeman? Just because your Role Models, Political Gurus & Cult Leaders are weak, cheesy, gutless, brain drained, gay & laughable; you don't have to come to IPC & revenge their "natural weakness" by attempting to bring down a GOD (Ahreeman)! Face the reality:
You can never bring down Ahreeman, thus he is a Giant!
How can you bring down Ahreeman, when hundreds of you standing on top of each other's shoulders & the one on the top cannot even reach his right testicle (Imam Hassan), set aside his schlong (Haji Kuchike)?!
You cannot even wrestle Haji Kuchike to the ground, then how can you bring down Ahreeman?!
But what can I say, I am here to glow a 1/1000th of the Ahreemanic Wisdom to All! I forgive you & try to teach you a thing or two. You are amusing playful species, so Ahreeman forgives you, because:
Ahreeman is Merciful!
And please, always remember that:
I am Ahreeman and you are not!
OK OK, OK folks, don't give me the 3rd degree, I promise & Swear (on book of Ahreeman), that I will not respond to any more cheesy contenders who want to bring Ahreeman down! Eventhough it is joyful to play with these cheeseballs, yet the "Time" is too precious to play around!
Amen!
Sign,
The Giant, whom you are trying to jump & grab his Habibati,
to pull him down, yet you are too weak & short to reach it!
AX