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BK the Red-Kooned Tranny

Postby Messenger of Allah » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:23 pm


Rudolph the red nosed reindeer has transformed into:


BK the red-kooned tranny

You know Moron, and Shit-head,
Dumb-ass, and Pin-head,
Retard, and Brain-less,
Stupid, and Worth-less,
But do you recall
The most famous Reject of all?

(music starts)

BK the red-kooned tranny
Had a very shiny koon
And if you ever saw it
You’d think it’s a red balloon

All of the other members
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor BK
Play his kooni, tranny games

Then one foggy Yalda eve
MOA came to say:
“BK, with your koon so bright
Won’t you let me pimp you out tonight?”

Then how the Jihadi Johns all loved him
As they shouted out with glee:
“BK, you red-kooned tranny
You’re the cheapest koon in history”

(bonus verse)

The money MOA collected
By pimping BK’s big red koon
Would grant BK’s Christmas wish:
A sex-change operation soon
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Postby Messenger of Allah » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:27 pm

Since not all have prophetic abilities (except maybe brother Max and brother Jojo), MOA will explain some inevitable questions this song will induce.

Q: Who are all the initial rejects mentioned at the beginning of the song (Moron, Retard, Brain-less, etc)?

A: BK has multiple personality disorder, and these are the manifestations of his different personalities. He doesn’t just have one alter ego, but many. Some are yet unborn, although named specifically by MOA via prophetic abilities.

Q: Why is BK a kooni and a tranny?

A: Only Allah knows. Allah created BK in all his wisdom. Who are you to question him? Now stop asking questions to which only Allah knows the answer.

Q: Why is BK’s koon red and shiny?

A: Because BK is a boy-slut that puts out at the drop of a hat (literally). His busiest time is Friday night, after Friday prayer at the local Mosque. All the good Moslems that participated in prayer that day are welcome to some BK koon. His koon has gotten so roughed up, used and abused during the years that it has taken on a permanent red glow.

Q: What is the significance of a foggy Yalda eve?

A: Yalda is the longest night of the year, therefore the longest period of darkness. Darkness is needed in order to conceal BK’s face so that his koon becomes more palatable to those that want some. Darkness, however, is not enough. A thick fog is needed to really seal the deal and make nothing but his big red shiny koon visible. Allah helps by bringing about such a thick fog.

Ordinarily, the Jihadi Johns have no problem banging BK. However, since he is gross and ugly, they refuse to pay, and do him for free. In order to better market BK, the thick fog and darkness is needed to entice the Jihadi Johns to pay a fee.

As an added bonus, his glowing red koon acts as a beacon to attract customers from miles away. Similar to the search lights used at a big party to guide everyone to the location of the gathering.

Q: Since when is MOA a pimp? This is shocking!

A: Come on now, don’t act so surprised. MOA and his colleagues before him are the biggest Pimp Daddies of them all. By bringing Allah’s message to humanity, MOA caused everyone in this world to bend over and get royally screwed, for his usual fee. He pimped out the entire human race. Now you act surprised because I pimp a little nobody like BK?

Q: Why did MOA use the money he made from selling BK’s koon on the street to actually help BK by granting him his Christmas wish for a sex change operation?

A: There are two reasons.

First, MOA is a Moslem, and wishes to adhere to the basic principles of Islam. One of the 5 pillars being Zakat, MOA feels compelled to donate to the needy.

Second, Christmas spirit sometimes gets the best of MOA. During such a time, when one of his predecessors was born, he feels overtaken by a desire to help grant others’ Christmas wishes. MOA is a big softy sometimes. To see the joy on BK’s face come Christmas morning when he unwraps his gift card and finds out that he will finally get his sex change operation is priceless.
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