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Happy American Holidays!

Postby Ahreeman X » Sun Nov 11, 2007 2:12 pm

:devnoid: Happy American Holidays!

:anxhi: Hello Kidney Beans:

:devbrowed: I wanted to wish you a Happy Veteran’s Day,
But then I figured that our veterans are a bunch of Kos Kash Sepah Pasdaran! :basij:

:devbrowed: I wanted to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving,
But then I figured that what do we have to Thank for? Khomeini?! :imam:

:devbrowed: I wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas,
But then I figured that with Mullahs, it will be more like KIR-is-Mess (KIR = Khomeini's Islamic Republic)!
Besides, Christians stole their Christmas from our Mitraism, so maybe I should state:
Happy Mitra Day! :discobanana:

:devgrin: So finally the only thing I came up with, is that,
In advance, I will wish you a Mullah-less Happy New Year for 2008! :yeees:

Oopsi Doopsi Doopsi Dool
Grab the Mullah by Shambool
If he screams, pull his tool
If he likes it, bring a Mule!

Poet: Namakdun X

Adios Amigos y Amigas! :hwave:

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