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Islamic Jokes by Nurollah X - New Edition

Postby IPC » Sun Jul 31, 2016 10:42 am

Islamic Jokes by Nurollah X - New Edition
Jokes Which Can Get You Executed in IRI

:stop: Warning: :stop:

:shocking: Muslims Please Close Your Eyes! :shocking:

:furious: Hot Out of the Oven! :furious:

Hazrat-e Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X: Mashallah Kuchulu, what’s your name little one? Hurry up, come over here and sit on my lap. Give Haji a big wet kiss. What’s that? No, I’m not Santa Claus but you can still sit on my lap, it’s OK, I’m Santa Claus’ long lost Muslim cousin, I’m your Uncle Nurollah! C’mon little one, sit on Nurollah’s lap, give Haji a big fat wet kiss on the lips and let Haji get a good healthy squeeze, Islamic style! Say what? Yo Momma said don’t talk to strangers? Hell, I’m not a stranger! I’m your Uncle Nurollah!

Islamic Jokes 1 - Nurollah X
Jokes Which Can Get You Executed in IRI

Part One
As told by Hojatol Eslam Nurollah X
Written and Compiled by Ahreeman X
1st Edition: March 29, 2007
2nd Edition: July 31, 2016

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