Are You Happy?

[Ahreeman X]

Are You Happy?

Let us have a dialogue.

Greetings Good Folks:

I am conducting a research. This is a dialogue. This dialogue will aid me. I will learn a lot from you and indeed you may also discover a few elements and learn a lot from yourselves! This is a research about the human mind. You are welcome to participate in the dialogue.

Kindly respond by writing the numbers to the questions and then answer each question by the number, as honestly as you can. There is no right or wrong. This is only a friendly dialogue amongst us:

I. Are you happy?
II. Would you like to be happy?
III. What is happiness?
IV. What makes you happy?
V. Would love make you happy?
VI. Would happiness give you peace?
VII. Would happiness put you in the state of homeostasis and relaxation?
VIII. Would happiness put you in the clear mental state?
IX. What is your method or plan to reach or remain happy?
X. What are you willing to do and how far will you go to reach and remain happy?

Thank you for participation

Cheers

Ahreeman X


The Defense Mechanism
Why do we build defense mechanism around our minds to battle logic and science?
Why don’t we relax and let the vibes in?
Are You Happy?

[Shahrzad BB]

OK Doc, I play along. This topic has potential.

I. Are you happy?

Hell no!

II. Would you like to be happy?

Hell yes!

III. What is happiness?

To rid Iran off of Mullahs

IV. What makes you happy?

Killing all Mullahs

V. Would love make you happy?

Only if it’s with Ahreeman X!

VI. Would happiness give you peace?

If sex comes along with it, Hell Yea!

VII. Would happiness put you in the state of homeostasis and relaxation?

After sex, Hell Yea!

VIII. Would happiness put you in the clear mental state?

Only if I don’t have to visit Peter Khan Zendran as a patient and be his doctor!

IX. What is your method or plan to reach or remain happy?

Torture Mullahs, Hezbos, Peter Khan Zendran and other psychos

X. What are you willing to do and how far will you go to reach and remain happy?

All the way baby ...........................

BB O BB
What’s a girl to do?

Sign,
Psychiatrist of the Board

[IPC]

Doc

I posted a picture and picture script under your post to use it in Facebook. I’ll post this topic in Facebook too. I like it.

[Bita K]

Doc, unlike some people, I’ll be serious

I. Are you happy?

No, too many tragedies in life

II. Would you like to be happy?

Who doesn’t?

III. What is happiness?

When life is care free and my back doesn’t break under pressure
When my nerves are calm and my mind isn’t occupied with problems

IV. What makes you happy?

Simple life, trouble free, hideout living as a hermit in the country

V. Would love make you happy?

No, it gets things more complicated than it already is!

VI. Would happiness give you peace?

Opposite, Peace will give me happiness

VII. Would happiness put you in the state of homeostasis and relaxation?

Relaxation puts me in state of homeostasis and homeostasis gives me happiness

VIII. Would happiness put you in the clear mental state?

No, clear mental state makes me happy and gives me happiness

IX. What is your method or plan to reach or remain happy?

Away from civilization, under sun, under the blue sky, under an umbrella in an isolated island with a tropical drink in hand, lazing on a beach sofa

X. What are you willing to do and how far will you go to reach and remain happy?

I must do anything but I’m not and that’s why I’m getting crushed under pressure of life. I should forget it all, leave it all to a little hideaway and live life in peace

Peace out Doc

Love
Bita K

[CR]

I am conducting a research.

O-Oh

This is a dialogue.

Evil Scientist is at it again!

This dialogue will aid me.

Well we would like to aid you of course

I will learn a lot from you and indeed you may also discover a few elements and learn a lot from yourselves!

Twilight Zone

This is a research about the human mind.

Scary, right on Halloween!

You are welcome to participate in the dialogue.

I will but I can’t help feeling like a slaughter lamb!

Kindly respond by writing the numbers to the questions and then answer each question by the number, as honestly as you can. There is no right or wrong. This is only a friendly dialogue amongst us:

Oki Doki

I. Are you happy?

Do you know anyone who’s happy with their lives?

II. Would you like to be happy?

I don’t know if I can handle happiness cause I’m so used to all this drama and thriller!

III. What is happiness?

A Taboo word for me!

IV. What makes you happy?

Chocolate

V. Would love make you happy?

Nope, it brings more drama

VI. Would happiness give you peace?

Nope but money gives me peace cause I can drown myself with luxury!

VII. Would happiness put you in the state of homeostasis and relaxation?

Nope, very young and muscular Middle Eastern masseuse boys do!

VIII. Would happiness put you in the clear mental state?

Nope, jumping in the sauna and spa with a bunch of well tanned, shapely, full figured and sexy girls does the trick!

IX. What is your method or plan to reach or remain happy?

Taking a walk on the wild side with a sexy woman!

X. What are you willing to do and how far will you go to reach and remain happy?

I’m not a quitter, I always go all the way down to the goal line and beyond to break all the rules!
Goooooooooooooooooal !!!!

Thank you for participation

You welcome Evil Scientist, is experiment over?

Cheers

See ya when I meet ya
Boos Boos

Cat

[Shahrzad BB]

Doc, unlike some people, I’ll be serious

Ouh a serious girl, watch out!

No, too many tragedies in life

Poor poor princess is having a bad life, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh poor baby!

Don’t worry, be happy, take an appointment from my secretary for urgent therapy and a visit. I’ll work on you. We also visit poor socialist patients for free!

BB O BB, what’s a girl to do?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sign

Psychiatrist of the Board

[Qambujiye]

Listen to this Story

Dorud

I’m not big on forum and writing but this topic made me to share this post with you. Some of you know and some of you don’t but now I will share the darkest moments of my life with you to make you think and be thankful and happy to be alive.

I hear so many of you moan and complain about your lives. Life is beautiful but we don’t appreciate it until we are threatened with losing it! You don’t know how sweet is life until something horrible happens and a few years ago it happened to me.

I thought that I’m invincible and Ironman until it happened. Then my life crashed in front of my eyes with Leukemia. My care free life became a nightmare. After years of bone marrow transplants, blood replacements and painful procedures with exhausting therapies, unbelievably I have survived Leukemia!

Ahreeman knows best because he was with me through this journey which almost took my life. I still cannot believe that I cheated death.

From this moment on, before you huss and fuss about life and your problems, think of me and my story. Oh yes it can hit home, very close to home. Right here in IPC and I’m one of you. A few years back, I got as close as it can get to death and I survived. Years of pain and suffering but I made it. I am still not 100 % like I was before but hey I’m alive and it’s a blessing. Every moment to live is a blessing. I cherish every breath of air that I take. Don’t take life for granted, it is the sweetest thing.

I used to be so tough and I knew it all and I was the Ironman. After it hit me and brought me back to earth, then I knew that I knew nothing about life. I got humbled. I’m lucky to be alive. From a mucho man, I went down to skin and bones and looked like an old man.

Lucky me, I got back on my feet. When you’re down on your luck like that, then you start believe in a higher power. Call it God, Ahura or Universal Intelligence which is the total intelligence around the universe. Call it scientific or metaphysical but something more than this!

I have been saved by a miracle and sheer will power to live.

When asked questionnaires like this, I say, of course life is beautiful and of course I am happy to be alive. Go count your blessing just to be alive. Your problems are nothing compare to getting an incurable disease and survive it. Go count your blessing and be happy to be alive. This moment in your life is so sweet because you are alive and nothing beats that. This is the best moment of your life.

I. Are you happy?

Yes happy to be alive even if only for another day.

II. Would you like to be happy?

I love to be happy. I love to be alive. I celebrate the moment.

III. What is happiness?

To be alive and live another day

IV. What makes you happy?

To live

V. Would love make you happy?

Yes it would. Love to live and love of my family and friends is precious to me.

VI. Would happiness give you peace?

To live gives me peace. It is a blessing to be alive

VII. Would happiness put you in the state of homeostasis and relaxation?

When you’re happy to be alive then every moment that you are alive is happiness and every moment gives you homeostasis and relaxation. Life is sweet.

VIII. Would happiness put you in the clear mental state?

To be alive puts me in the clear

IX. What is your method or plan to reach or remain happy?

Celebrate each moment because I may not be here the next moment. I enjoy every moment of my life. No moment is a bad moment and all moments are good moments. I enjoy life to the fullest because this is it and I want to live it up.

X. What are you willing to do and how far will you go to reach and remain happy?

I have proved that I’m willing to go all the way. I hung to life by a thread and kept clinging and pulled back to drag myself back from the death. I do anything and I’m tough enough to do anything to cling to life. Living makes me happy and I cling to life. I choose life.

I shared this tale with you, so you can learn from my story. Live it up. Live life to the fullest. Stop bringing yourselves down with your petty problems. All of your problems are petty compare to serious life threatening disease and having a near death experience on the hospital bed.

Ahreeman had a near death experience and so did I. Ahreeman was with me through my journey to health. I hope you never experience what I have experienced. Be thankful and be happy to be alive.

Bedrud

Q

[CR]

Wow, sometimes it takes a story like this to bring us back to reality to notice how lucky we are to be healthy and thankful to be happy and living.

Q Strong, wish the best my friend, you are amazing

Cat

[Chic Moda]

Q Strong

Even though the founder is a jerk and I don’t post here anymore but reading this post, I have a reply for Q.

Q you are amazing, my best to you

Chic Moda

[Kargozaran]

I thought you’re not posting here anymore, what happened?

Hey Shahi, this is a forum for “Thinking Iranians”, what you doing here?

Go have a cocktail, go to Andy’s concert in cabaret and shake your ass.

Javid Shah Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Shahrzad BB]

Hey Shahi, this is a forum for “Thinking Iranians”, what you doing here?

Hey Arab, this is a forum for “Thinking Iranians”, what are you doing here?

Back to desert, eating lizards you go, shoo boy, shoo Tazi shoo away

BB O BB
What’s a girl to do?

This board has too many mental patients

Sign,
Very busy Psychiatrist of the board

[Atusa Qajar]

Hello everybody

I knew it, matter of time till a fight breaks out!

Boys and girls, attention, focus

Focus Focus Focus, getting off topic here, back to the topic we go

Let’s focus now


I. Are you happy?

Sometimes

II. Would you like to be happy?

I try

III. What is happiness?

Satisfaction with life

IV. What makes you happy?

Fresh air, fresh water, fresh environment, clean earth, healthy life

V. Would love make you happy?

Sometimes it does

VI. Would happiness give you peace?

I guess

VII. Would happiness put you in the state of homeostasis and relaxation?

Sometimes it does

VIII. Would happiness put you in the clear mental state?

Never thought of it that way, maybe so

IX. What is your method or plan to reach or remain happy?

Not getting mad at fools and stupidity

X. What are you willing to do and how far will you go to reach and remain happy?

Not far, happiness is just a stage. I don’t go out of my way to get happy. I like to be equally not happy, average, normal, sad or mad.

Tura lura lura lu

[Shahrzad BB]

Focus Focus Focus, getting off topic here

Yes Mother

[IPC]

If you guys don’t jam this topic with off topic junk and tribal fights, this topic has potential.

[Qods IRI]

Bismallah al Rahman al Rahim

In the name of Moula Ali, Sufi Ali, Hazrati Imam Seyed Ali Khamenei, Qotb of global Shi’a, representative of Allah on earth and great Velayati Faghih of Umma’ al Islam, my Moula Ali, I begin this letter.

I’m here to save

Malouni Monafeghi Harami Ahreeman, fine I play your game and reply to your infidel questions to make a point, vallahi I despise you but will make a point.

I. Are you happy?

Not fully because there is still mushrakin and munafighin on earth. Once we ma’dum all mushrikin val munafighin al din val harami val malounin, once we rid earth of infidel and taqutiyoun, then I will be happy.

II. Would you like to be happy?

Happiness is not important, sadness is not important, nationalism is not important, Iran is not important. Only Islam is important. To protect and spread Islam is the duty of soldiers of Islam. Soldiers of Islam are soldiers of Imam Khamenei.

III. What is happiness?

To see the light of Allah in Imam Seyed Ali Khamenei’s eyes. I personally saw the light of Allah in Moula Ali’s eyes. His forehead was shinny and hallo formed around his head. Vallahi vallahi Hazrati Imam is light of Allah. Imam Ali Khamenei is a saint. I love this man.

IV. What makes you happy?

To serve Moula Seyed Ali Khamenei

V. Would love make you happy?

Love of Imam, representative of Allah on earth makes me happy and it makes me feel good and holy clean.

VI. Would happiness give you peace?

Love of Allah and happiness of Imam gives me peace. I live to love my Moula Ali, we are soldiers of Imam.

VII. Would happiness put you in the state of homeostasis and relaxation?

This is western crap, psycho mombo jumbo gibberish. The only thing matters is Islam and Imam.

VIII. Would happiness put you in the clear mental state?

Mental shmental maloun, see the light of Allah in Imam’s eyes and be a believer.

IX. What is your method or plan to reach or remain happy?

Be a good Musulman, la takhaf Musulman, la takhaf

X. What are you willing to do and how far will you go to reach and remain happy?

I will go far. I will do anything to protect and serve Hazrati Seyed Ali Khamenei, leader of world Shi’a, Qutb al Islam and representative of Allah on earth. Imam Ali is light of Allah.

Did I make myself clear maloun?

Beg for forgiveness and Imam will forgive you. Imam is forgiving. Imam allows you to return to Iran. I know you die to visit Iran, vallahi lah lah mizani malouni palid, you die to visit a centimetre of Iran. Beg for forgiveness and you will be forgiven. Open your heart to Imam and Islam. Imam will forgive you. Then I let you go back to Iran and kiss Imam’s foot and beg for forgiveness.

You are a lost goat of Allah. See the light on Imam Seyed Ali Khamenei and return to Allah. Return to Allah before it is too late. All of your life spend in ertedad, you are mortad al din val munafigh al Umma’ al Islam. Change your ways before you die, become ma’dum and pushed in burning fires of hell 40 times hotter than volcano. La Takhaf maloun, La Takhaf mushrik al din.

May Allah have mercy on you

In the name of Hazrati Imam Seyed Ali Khamenei, light of Allah, I finish this letter

Vallahi I make an example of Malounin Infidels like Maloun Ahreeman

Va Alaykom al Salam

Ya Ali, Moula Ali, Seyed Ali, Hazrat Ali, Seyed Ali Khamenei
We are your soldiers of Islam
We only answer to you
You are light of Allah on earth
We love you

Soldier of Islam