Are You Happy?

[Atusa Qajar]

Qods, would you now kindly translate everything you wrote to English or at least to Persian?

[Minoo Mojahed]

I. Are you happy?

So and so

II. Would you like to be happy?

So and so

III. What is happiness?

Peace of mind

IV. What makes you happy?

No debt

V. Would love make you happy?

Yes

VI. Would happiness give you peace?

Somewhat

VII. Would happiness put you in the state of homeostasis and relaxation?

Somewhat

VIII. Would happiness put you in the clear mental state?

I wouldn’t go that far

IX. What is your method or plan to reach or remain happy?

No plan so far

X. What are you willing to do and how far will you go to reach and remain happy?

Not far

Thanks for the Qs, I gave your As.

[Minoo Mojahed]

Qods Says:

In the name of Moula Ali, Sufi Ali, Hazrati Imam Seyed Ali Khamenei, Qotb of global Shi’a, representative of Allah on earth and great Velayati Faghih of Umma’ al Islam, my Moula Ali, I begin this letter.

Ooooooooooooh Shut Up and stay shut

[Shahrzad BB]

Thanks for the Qs, I gave your As.

Bache Mojahed, you just had to jump in too? Did you check your answers with Rajavi first before you post it? Are your answers MKO sorry I mean PMOI correct and blessed by Rajavi first?

BB O BB
What’s a girl to do with Bache Marxist Islamists?

Sign,
Psychiatrist of the Board

[Minoo Mojahed]

Shahrzad you remind of a little pesky fly which we kick out of the window but you come back from the door, then we kick you out of the door, but then you come back in from the chimney. Once more we kick you out of the chimney and you get back in from the basement door. We can’t get rid of you. Fly swatter and spray doesn’t work because you mutated and are immune to them. We have to fumigate you.

Exterminator Minoo

[Atusa Qajar]

Girls, focus please, focus on the topic, input on the topic, discussion on the topic and no tribal wars please. We’re here to discover happiness.

Make love, no war

[Asghar Ghasab]

Rokhsat

Gooshe sheytoon kar, Bache be zan ja, Asghar Ghasab oomad marekeh

Chakere Ahreeman, Cat va hamegi

With permission from Ahreeman and everyone, I enter the club

Kindly respond by writing the numbers to the questions and then answer each question by the number, as honestly as you can. There is no right or wrong. This is only a friendly dialogue amongst us:

Pahlevoon you ask very politely so I will do it

I. Are you happy?

Being happy is gay, a real man should always be sad and full of sorrow. He needs to carry the weight of life for everyone in the family.

Mard bayasti mard bashe
Mesle ye koohe dard bashe

II. Would you like to be happy?

I told you that’s gay. Real men live a sad style of life style full of gloom and sorrow, real tough

III. What is happiness?

Being gay, stop gay fashion

In kooni baziya base dige, happy mappy chiyeh?

IV. What makes you happy?

Being a solid Persian Thug Hero and do:

Thugary, Thug style, old fashion hero, spread fear, roam around rambling, hanging with sluts, mingling with whores, fights in cabaret, flipping jack knives, butchery, yell and scream, gathering crowd, greatness, godly glory, say a prayer and being grateful

Jaheli, Javati, pahlevooni, nosokh keshidan, velgardy, alvati, lashigary, cafe be ham zani, ghameh keshi, salakhi, arbadeh keshi, marekeh giri, obohat, khodayee, salavati, va ba marefati

V. Would love make you happy?

Animal play, Persian style makes me happy

Heyvoon bazi be ma hal mideh

VI. Would happiness give you peace?

Man doesn’t need peace, when you die, you get plenty of peace in the grave

Mard aramesh nemikhad, vaghti mordi too ghabr faghat arameshe

VII. Would happiness put you in the state of homeostasis and relaxation?

That’s gay

Bazam kooni gary

VIII. Would happiness put you in the clear mental state?

Butchery in butcher shop does the trick

Salakhi too salakh khooneh be man arameshe asab mideh

IX. What is your method or plan to reach or remain happy?

Butchery of meat and cutting up sheep and sheeple

Salakhiye goosht, goosfand va obash arazel

X. What are you willing to do and how far will you go to reach and remain happy?

I am willing to tear it and rip it all apart until the end

Jer o vajer midim ta nafase akhar

Thank you for participation

With your permission strongman

Rokhsat pahlevoon

You’re very caring to the poor, appreciative to friends and educating for Persians

Kheyli mardom dari, ba marefatiyo hal midi be jamaat

Chakerim, ezat ziyad luti

Yavar, salakhe mahal

Asghar Ghasab

[CR]

Damet garm Asghar Khan, safa avordin

Cat

[Asghar Ghasab]

Mokhlesim Khanoom Mohandes

Nokarim, chakerim, khake payim, eltemas doa, ebadat vozu, darboone dargahim

ezat ziyad

Khanezad,
Salakh

[Asghar Ghasab]

Baz oomadim too, bache jam kon Luti oomad

Qods tokhm kard:

In the name of Moula Ali, Sufi Ali, Hazrati Imam Seyed Ali Khamenei, Qotb of global Shi’a, representative of Allah on earth and great Velayati Faghih of Umma’ al Islam, my Moula Ali, I begin this letter.

Nasnas baz to oomadi too andarooni? Mage inja tevilas sareto endakhti payin oomadi too? Pasho dokooneto jam kon, ye ordang bezanam bendazamet biroon, herrri

I’m here to save

You are here to terekmoon bezani be kole andarooni, koozato jam kon ta nazadam too maghzet.

Herrri baba, Asghar oomad parat koneh, herrrri

Ghasab

[CR]

Luti gol shekofti

ROFLMAO

[Bita Qabus]

You guys are having fun, now it’s my turn

I. Are you happy?

I’m happy when I’m here or when I’m free to take a holiday.

II. Would you like to be happy?

Who doesn’t like?

III. What is happiness?

To feel good like floating on air!

IV. What makes you happy?

Being with good friends like you. I'm also happy when doing nothing but rest and lazy around.

V. Would love make you happy?

Of course

VI. Would happiness give you peace?

Amongst other things

VII. Would happiness put you in the state of homeostasis and relaxation?

Maybe

VIII. Would happiness put you in the clear mental state?

Let’s don’t push it!

IX. What is your method or plan to reach or remain happy?

Hypnosis, to be specific self hypnosis

X. What are you willing to do and how far will you go to reach and remain happy?

Not too far because it is not an essential and a priority

Thanks for posting this, I liked it.

Dittos to Ahreeman, Cat and all of you

Love
Bita