by Messenger of Allah » Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:05 pm
Gooz – audible fart
Gooz-bazi – to frolic in ignorance while surrounded by gooz
Gooz-bin – special optical attachments (similar to military night goggles), which allow one to spot a goozoo a mile away
Gooz-boo – one who constantly smells like gooz
Gooz-din – the religion of gooz, aka islam
Goozoo – one who farts, and farts often
Goozoo-ness – his goozoo highness, or holiness
Goozi-ness - being in the business of gooz; being, or selling gooz or gooz related products; alternative meaning: a business which isn’t worth gooz
Gooz-farhang – a culture billed as being rich, but in fact being fully founded on gooz principles; example: Taazi/Arabic
Gooz-fekr – one who thinks is bright and roshan-fekr, but unbeknown to him, has the thought equivalent of a gooz
Goozoo-fool – a Goozoo, who is also a fool
Goozoo-full – a goozoo who is full of himself, or gooz; usually the result of anal retentiveness
Gooz-foroush – one sly bastard, who is able to sell his own gooz for a price; his customers are almost always goozoo-fools
Goozooye gholdor – one who thinks is strong and tries to bully others, but his strength disappears as quickly as the aroma of his own gooz
Gholam goozoo – not a real term; just a kid I used to know and tease back in grade school;…I wonder, whatever happened to him?...
Gooz-gir - one who catches a goozoo red handed in the act of gooz
Gooz-kalam – spoken word which is worth the equivalent of a gooz
Gooz-harf – one who is fluent in gooz kalam, and uses it exclusively as his spoken language
Goozeto-jam-kono-gomsho – a command: take your gooz kalam and kindly go elsewhere
Goozidi? – (inquisitive verb) – did you fart?
Gooz-jende – a very cheap prostitute, whose trick is worth no more than a gooz; she also usually smells of gooz
Gooz-kaar – one whose every effort and work yields only gooz, gooz, and more gooz
Gooz-ketab – a book of gooz;
usually related to religious books, such as the Torah (old testament), Bible (new testament), or most commonly, the Quran (gooz testament)
Gooz-khol – one who has completely lost his senses as a subsequence of gooz exposure
Gooz-khor – one who eats gooz, and asks for more
Gooz-khoone – house of gooz;
usually, but not always, referring to a religious house of worship, such as a Church, Synagogue, or most commonly, a Mosque
Goozooye kooni – a kooni (homo) who farts often, because of irreparable damage to the tone of the anal sphincter. Most koonis are in fact goozooye koonis
Gooz-kosh – death by gooz, or a gooz related death
Goozoo-kosh - one who kills goozoos
Gonde-gooz – one who thinks he’s all that, but is in reality only a gooz
Gonde-goozi – any action that a Gonde-gooz undertakes
Gonde-goozi-ing – a Gonde-goozi in English context
Gooz-mashang – a person who is a tiny and insignificant gooz
Gooz-mullah – double meaning:
1. the gooz of a mullah
2. a small mullah in the making
Gooz-nameh – the written word which is worth the equivalent of a gooz; very often found in various forums
Gooz-negah – one who has a gooz-pich look on his face (see below for gooz-pich definition)
Gooz-nevisande – one who is an author of a gooz-nameh
Gooz-parast – one who worships gooz; aka a muslim
Gooz-pich – to be completely confused, usually by a goozoo who unloads much instantaneous methane in a chemical attack in order to subdue his opponent with the fog of war
Gooz-seda – one whose voice sounds like gooz
Gooz-shad – being happy for no apparent reason; usually the result of a low IQ
Gooz-tala – fools’ gold; a shiny yellow object that in reality isn’t worth gooz; usually found in the possession of goozoo-fools
Gooz-testament – the Quran; aka gooz-recital
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