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Final Sexual Solution For Zero's (2000s)!

Postby Ahreeman X » Wed Jun 08, 2005 5:25 pm

From the Desk of Dr. X

The Final Sexual Solution For Zero's (2000s)!
Doctor's New Prescription
(New Version)

Ok now you need a break from politics! :chilling:

Yes, Dr. X's prescription for Final sexual Solution! :doctorF:

The Final Solution, prescribed by Dr. X! I have thought a lot about this issue, about how to adapt our sexual needs & behavior to the modern times of the Zero's Decade (2000s)!

For the sake of your body & soul, I finally came up with this plan;

4 girls for every guy. That's right each & every guy needs 4 women to continue his existence & it will be in this order:

Four Girls, For Every Man :announcement:

1. The Main Squeeze
This woman would be the number one, the one who will organize your pitiful ass, organizes your finances, the house, your schedules, & basically manages your life. She gets things in order, & get you going. She will be your lovey dove, the love of your life & your main gal. She is your pretty face. Your ass is lost without her. Without her, your whole world clashes like a Shiite Kicker, jalopy Hyandai under the wheels of an Escalade Cadillac SUV! She got Game!

2. The Mistress
She will be your home away from home, the one who will be your main dish, your erotic & passionate partner, your love slave. You will squeeze all the love juices out of her, as much as you can feed. You be licking the honey off her High Heels like a Thirsty Leech! She will be your ticket to satisfaction. She is like your Bang & Luv-some! She will listen to all your problems & she will kiss it & make it feel better. She will trouble shoot your miserable life, you simply cannot do without her. She be the spice of your dull life!

3. The Side Kick
This gal will be your bosom buddy, your pal to hang with. She be the one with an open ear for your problems. She will be your Batgirl & you will be her Batman. She be the Bucky & you the Captain America! She is your secret keeper, your good old buddy ol pal. She will be your escort & chaperones your ass all over the place. She will keep you occupied & make you feel important. She will be your right hand. To have her on your side is a must.

4. The Date
This babe is necessary for your ego, you need her existence to prove to yourself that you still got it. Yes, "You The Man & You Got The Game". You will dip your bread in this gravy dish to re-energize. Her performance is crucial to your existence. She is that once every other month metamucil to flush down your system from old ala garbage & gets you rejuvinated!
:pervert: :belly: :Eyebrow:

Yes, gentlemen, you need to get with the plan, the plan is tested & approved, so get with the program!

What the hell, I do not want to be chauvinistic, so The Dr. will prescribe the same for the women, yes ladies you can have your candy too.

4 men for each woman; furthermore, the order will be;

Four Men For Every Woman :announcement:

1. The Ugly Man
To take care of your million tasks & chores, to run your errands, he is for. He will do all your dirty deeds, do all your petty tasks, & gets you organized, & why? Cause, to just be near you, & to enjoy your company! He will be happy doing all kinds of tasks for you & to just feel or touch you once a while! Give this Dreadful Soul, a tap on the back or on the ass & he will be happy as a Dollar Whore in 1945 France, with a new 5 dollar bill from the GI Joe! Pad his back & he will run around you like a little lost puppy dog!

2. The Gay Man
This pitiful damn sissy-boy will have an open ear for all your gossips & your juicy chit chats. You can talk on the phone with this wus, all that you want. You will yakity yak, & talk behind everyone's back for hours. This Queen will be your talking, shopping, & run around town partner. This fag ol boy, will shop with you till you drop. He will satisfy your need to gossip, Shop & to keep updated with the latest rumores! Remember how you are always in search of a sensitive man to relate to & to talk to? Well you just found him! You simply cannot shut him up, even with a bone in his mouth! This Lilly Ass boy will be the best girlfriend, that you can ever have!

3. The Rich Man
This old fart will be happy to spend all the dough that you need, on you! He will take care of all your financial needs. Jewelry, leather, fur, clothes, shoes, & other presents will be bought, just for the sake of his ego to have a pleasure of your company, being on his side. He will get thrills by supporting your ass & protecting you, otherwise he cannot even get it up, so he will not even sexually approach you. Oh maybe once a while with the help of Vitamin E & Vitamin V (viagra) he will get some nookie! All you have to do is tap him on the back & on the head sometimes, like an old dog! Just to show you off in public, makes his day! He'll be your Sugar Daddy!

4. The ManDingo Man
When all will leave, when all are gone, this man will show up. This man will knock on your door with his Luv Tool! He be holding it, shaking it, bouncing it round & round & then bang on your door with it & give you a Luv Call! This man will rock your world. He has only one duty, only one purpose, & he has been trained well for it. His purpose is to bang the hell out of your Suesie Q, screw your brains out, he will fangoul the hell out of your blossom, until you scream that; "It is enough, I am sore & ripped apart"! The ManDingo man will Frag the taste out of your mouth, drill your brains out, makes you shiver like a cat in the cold rain or purrrrrrrrr like a pussy in the summer heat. And he will suck the sherbet out of your little kitty @ the same time! He be standing in the middle of your living room butt naked, holding his Jedi Sword, bouncing it wild & shouting a mate call, like a Caveman in the jungle! He The Man, "The ManDingo Man"!
:egg: :discobanana: :egg:

So you see ladies, I was thinking of you guys too!

Now, that the Dr. prescribed your medication for the 21sth Century, & the "Zeros Decade" (2000s), you can go on & do the nasty in order of numbers. Happy millennium to all you boys & girls. Follow Doctor X's prescription, & you will be a happy camper. Your satisfaction is guaranteed by the Dr. "You simply need Modern Ways, for The Modern Days"!

Always remember:

"Its Zeros, Everything goes!" :flash:
"If you ain't got Doc's prescription, you ain't got no game!" :pill-booze:

And that's Doctor's orders! :constitution:

Who loves you babies?
Ahreeman indeed!
Who else?


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